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HOW SOUTHWEST AIRLINES GOT ONE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT RED VELVET BULL, ONE SERVICE SHIH TZU, AND ONE BITTERSWEET PASSENGER ACROSS FOUR STATES. UNSCATHED. April 22nd, 2015. CUSTOMER SERVICE SO GOOD IT MADE ME CRY. We get it, Southwest Airlines. You know you’re good. Me telling you that is the equivalent of breaking into a “surprise”. All The Single Ladies. Or maybe it’s your pilots. I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say there is nothing. Captain Christopher Gawlik, we would fly with you on a ...
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Conversation “it’s about damn time” / #4. September 26th, 2011. I HAVE TO DISROBE FOR SPRAY TANNING? LET THEM EAT CAKE. Willoughby: It’s about freakin’ time. EJ: Watch it, mister! W: Do you have any idea what I’ve been through the last few weeks? EJ: I can hardly wait to hear. W: You’ve been M.I.A. for weeks. Do you know who people come to you when you go missing? You’ve severely cut into my nap time. EJ: Wow. I’ll cry all night. What did you tell them? W: We live in Los Angeles. What could you.
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HOW SOUTHWEST AIRLINES GOT ONE ANATOMICALLY CORRECT RED VELVET BULL, ONE SERVICE SHIH TZU, AND ONE BITTERSWEET PASSENGER ACROSS FOUR STATES. UNSCATHED. April 22nd, 2015. CUSTOMER SERVICE SO GOOD IT MADE ME CRY. We get it, Southwest Airlines. You know you’re good. Me telling you that is the equivalent of breaking into a “surprise”. All The Single Ladies. Or maybe it’s your pilots. I think I speak for the rest of the world when I say there is nothing. Captain Christopher Gawlik, we would fly with you on a ...
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YOU CANNOT POSSESS ME! June 30th, 2013. As God is My Witness I'll Never Online Date Again. HIGH SCHOOL/COLLEGE SWEETHEARTS (OK.I WAS OLDER). K IS FOR KISSING. Now eHarmony is Going to Send Dead Fish to My House. The Spark Before the Horse. Online dating story these days. I get it. It’s the only hope for a girl over 35. Without it, I’m destined to roam the earth in sensible shoes and solitude. Or so I’ve been told. So I signed up for three months. Where do I even begin? IT’S NOT NATURAL! When you meet som...
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WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES. June 30th, 2013. Hey Abs Where Did You Come From. Who Do You Call in Case of "Can't Get Out of Your Clothes" Emergencies? What a difference a day makes. Or 30 days and 10 pounds. But the good news is: The girls have never looked better, I’m starting to see those indentations in my abs again, I’m suddenly aware of my hip bones, and I found myself car dancing again the other day. Things are looking up. Larr; Previous Entries.