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Sunday, November 23, 2008. Hey hey hey folks. Here's another piece of vented spleen. Yes it's late again, ok very late again. I posted it Royal Mail third class. It's a new category to help with the credit crunch. Are we becoming a more hysterical and shallow Nation I wonder? There have been a number of stories in the press recently which seem to have spiralled out of all proportion. Take the whole Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross fiasco. It went a bit radio rental didn’t it? I actually felt a tad sorry for M...
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Hamish McShanks: August 2005
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Monday, August 29, 2005. Hamish McShanks Delivery Failure. Good morning readers (or non-readers as is more often the case). Hamish would like to apologise for the non appearance of yet another diary. I'm afraid Hamish is on holiday at the moment and forgot to give ye all a 'heads up' that there will be no diary this week. Now I know what yer thinking 'so where's last weeks baldy? And all I can say in my defence is I am lazy. Posted by Ham Shanks @ 9:50 am 0 comments. Sunday, August 21, 2005. Well technic...
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Hamish McShanks: May 2005
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Monday, May 30, 2005. Hamish McShanks Service Announcement. Good Day Luckless customers (or lucky depending on yer point of view). What do you get if you add huge amounts of alcohol to many hours of sleep deprivation, sprinkle on a few hours of exercise add a smidgen of pissing cold weather and a dash of arseholes singing till 6am? Oh and no diary). The final skidmark on the underpants is a pressing work commitment which will require many hours of your authors talentless coding efforts. Thump thump thump...
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Hamish McShanks: November 2004
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Sunday, November 28, 2004. Hamish McShanks Excuses PLC. Hey Hey Hey guess what’s coming yes that’s right another woeful excuse as to why the Diary is once again late. But to make it more ‘fun’ I’ve decided to give you a multi choice excuse :. Ham Shanks would like to apologise for the non appearance of this weeks diary. B) Ham was hospitalised after turning himself into a human shield to rescue a small child from being run over (a small ungrateful whiny little sh.). E) All of the above. Ha ha ya baaas th...
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Hamish McShanks: September 2004
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Monday, September 27, 2004. Hamish McShanks Secret Diary - Part 11. Hamish McShanks Secret Diary w/e 26th September 2004. Are you the real radio fugitive? Her smile immediately disappeared and she stomped off as quickly as she had arrived. I stared at her vanishing back ‘What the fu-’, ‘. Seven pound fifty please sir. Seven fifty for your bucket. Scuse me are’a you thee Reeela Radio fugateeeeve. Turns out she was Italian) ‘No I’m not what the .’ she was gone. Excuse me pal ooomppff. I got my retaliation ...
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Hamish McShanks: August 2004
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Monday, August 30, 2004. Hamish McShanks Secret Diary - Part 7. Hamish McShanks Secret Diary w/e 29th August 2004. Cacccaathunk . ‘ Right. Trrrrrk.k.kk.k.thuunk ‘ Hmmm. Lets try one more time. Trrrrrratatatat.t.ttt.caaaaaaaaathunk! Oh for fu. who thought this up eeeh? What fecking Muppet designed this hmmmm? The board collapsed for the umpteenth time and I started to count to ten. I paced round the room glaring at this glorified plank ‘ You want to buck up your ideas laddy! I did eventually brutalise thi...
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Hamish McShanks: July 2005
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Tuesday, July 26, 2005. Hamish McShanks Secret Diary - Part 52. I slapped on another dollop of polish and started to rub ‘Wax goes on, wax goes off’, ‘Wax goes on, wax goes off’. I was back at my brothers’ house and the good news was that the decorating was finished. Unfortunately there were a number of other ‘tasks’ requiring completion for the wedding the following weekend. One such task was to polish the wedding vehicle. When you depress the middle fecking pedal! I shuddered at the memory and took ano...
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Hamish McShanks: April 2005
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Monday, April 25, 2005. Hamish McShanks Secret Diary - Part 40. Hamish McShanks Secret Dairy w/e 24. Knew there was a creature of the night hiding in the corner of her room. I’d. Seen him climbing down the chimney in the previous scene. Behind ye’ I yelled. His glistening teeth were about to pierce her skin when a hand grabbed my shoulder ‘ FFFFFUUUCKINELL! Before I could move clammy fingers ran down the side of my face ‘ OH. Things with tentacles and multiple eyes and ‘oooohhhh muuuuum! I fumbled about ...
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Hamish McShanks: February 2005
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Monday, February 21, 2005. Hamish McShanks Secret Diary - Part 32. Hamish McShanks Secret Diary w/e 20. Ha ha’ I surveyed my work with a feeling of smug self satisfaction. I’d packed all the books, CD’s and DVD’s. The stereo was boxed up, the TV was disconnected and all the cables taped on. In short I was in pretty good shape for moving until I remembered the cupboard behind the telly. ‘Ach how much can be in that one wee cupboard. Still no response ‘ok have it your way’ I planted my right foot firmly on...
