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not a kid and not that friendly: December 2009
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Not a kid and not that friendly. Wednesday, December 30, 2009. Why the way people finger bread proves why the fight against global warming can never be won. Feels a bit squdgy. Do you think they're fresh? Dunno, pass us one of those shortbread cookie things n I'll give it a sniff. Do one will notice if I have a little bite, do yeh reckon? She passes it to him; he has a delicate nibble n ponders. She asks him, "How is it? Put it back then.". Think I fancy savoury," he says now. She starts pokin again:.
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not a kid and not that friendly: Gig 2: Where 'that bigoted woman' came from. Marks out of ten? 4 for effort
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Not a kid and not that friendly. Sunday, August 07, 2011. Gig 2: Where 'that bigoted woman' came from. Marks out of ten? My games teacher (hard to call him a teacher as all he ever did was sit in his little room and occasionally shout at us after football for not having a shower) used to give me a C for sport on my report. Anyway, all my marks for 'games' were for effort. Long story short - there was that sort of applause afterwards that signals, "Well done for giving it a go! As for comedians, I haven't...
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not a kid and not that friendly: Resurrection and comedy
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Not a kid and not that friendly. Monday, August 01, 2011. In my absence I have recovered from my long-standing injury (8 operations/procedures - I'm not sure operation is the word - it wasn't that dramatic. I am tempted to reveal all now that I am fixed. But no it wasn't piles, and no it wasn't brain cancer. Something quite mundane in retrospect though thoroughly painful.) Bla bla. For another day. Working evenings then the next morning and commuting 50 miles every day can get to be a bore. My comedy eth...
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not a kid and not that friendly: Doing a comedy course at The Comedy Store in Manchester with John Cooper
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Not a kid and not that friendly. Monday, August 01, 2011. Doing a comedy course at The Comedy Store in Manchester with John Cooper. Well, it's been something I've been thinking about for quite a while. If I had one of those bucket list things then the resurrection of my stand-up 'comedy career' would have been on it. NB Before I go any further - why the constant need to use 'little speech marks', Mark? I think it must be to signal 'irony'. Chortle. Ho and ho. I really do come from the writing end of the ...
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not a kid and not that friendly: Slow down we're gonna crash: economics and the power of R Kelly
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Not a kid and not that friendly. Saturday, August 06, 2011. Slow down we're gonna crash: economics and the power of R Kelly. Google Images for 'Plane Panic' you get this. Economics seems to be a bit like that that theory where if everyone in the plane doesn't believe that it can fly that it won't. It only takes one person to say, 'OH my gosh! Man wasn't made to fly! Would have no problems. Better or worse or just a bit different? I have no idea. Global financial meltdown part 2. View my complete profile.
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not a kid and not that friendly: June 2009
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Not a kid and not that friendly. Wednesday, June 03, 2009. Why do parents drive to primary school to pick up their kiddies - do they not have legs, can they not walk etc? Etc Truth to be told, they are predominantly women drivers - but not all, and that's hardly the point. I'm heading off to the Royal Infirmary to be operated on. O joy! Apparently my operation has been cancelled. Someone more urgent has taken my slot. Oh. Oh. Ummm. Could they not have told me? To the operation planned for today. I di...
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not a kid and not that friendly: In my absence, the continued existence of my blog
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Not a kid and not that friendly. Tuesday, August 02, 2011. In my absence, the continued existence of my blog. What people have read and looked at while I've not been here:. Photos of Amy Winehouse looking tattooed and sad have proved 'popular'. Which is obvious enough. The point of that post was to point out that tattoos have become so mainstream and unremarkable. Do people body modify out of self-love or self-disgust? Hovers over the other. The Next Blog link. One Mark Sullivan recalls receiving, at age...
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not a kid and not that friendly: Comedy routine version 1.0 - a big list
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Not a kid and not that friendly. Thursday, August 04, 2011. Comedy routine version 1.0 - a big list. In brief, here is what the massive audience at comedy gig number one got to listen to. In no particular order, and off the top of my head, there was stuff about the following:. Breakfast cereals in my youth - their importance and relevance to religion. Drunks manufacturing cheap cereal. Russian wives dot com. How people in Thailand breed. The Edge from U2. The Buddhist theory of eternal recurrence. Manche...
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not a kid and not that friendly: More or less a first gig. Maybe more less than more.
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Not a kid and not that friendly. Monday, August 01, 2011. More or less a first gig. Maybe more less than more. Curiously, I'm reading Robbie Williams's authorised biography, ' Feel. At the moment. I don't know why I'm reading it but even more curiously I'm hooked. Any road. He has a good couple quotable sayings on pages 299/300 of the hardback:. You're not brave unless you're shitting yourself.". The colour of adrenaline is brown.". Robbie Williams: Let Me Entertain You. And AJ Johnson had to go too but ...
