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RIDIKULOUS: Every dog has its day
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Monday, February 9, 2009. Every dog has its day. At last after 22 years of pleading,begging GOD heeded to my prayers…. The biggest problem was how to start the conversation now. I saw her drinking water from a bottle; shall I cough and ask for water? Damn she would think u are sick. How about saying a hi and ask where she was going? 8220;Excuse me”… where did that sound come from? Sorry who spoke that? After searching all 359 degrees around me I atlast turned to the 360. 8220;Ohh Upper Berth… it wo...
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RIDIKULOUS: A week without rice
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Sunday, March 15, 2009. A week without rice. I got up on Monday with a plan; oops I thought about the plan and postponed my alarm by 2 hours. After sticking to the plan for the first 2 days, I started disliking the food. I craved for rice… even the tasteless sagar meals looked delicious and was tantalizing. I was surviving on rotis and to keep my taste buds alive ate frankies at times. I started for a wholesome 7 course meal for Sunday dinner… Outside the hotel there was a weighing machine… A...Ha ah ha ...
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RIDIKULOUS: June 2008
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Sunday, June 15, 2008. When I contemplated marriage…. Yet another Friday night I was sitting in front of my computer, debugging why our product crashed when a client tried installing a Japanese version of our product on a Chinese XP. “Friday night and it’s around 7:30, you are still sitting in the office? You don’t have a life, do you? 8221; asked my project lead trying to draw more blood from my already bleeding nose, when he was about to leave the office. 8221; he asked me after a deep thought. 8221; S...
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RIDIKULOUS: May 2008
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008. On a Friday night…. It was a Friday evening around 6:30, my mobile rang. “Hey you wanna go for a dinner tonight? 8220;Can you look into that 8000 bytes defect? 8221; (A customer’s child cries when the line gets wrapped after 8000bytes and he can’t stand his wife berating him that he is unfit even to baby-sit. He takes it out on us and threatens not to use our product if we don’t increase our line size support”) “Yes boss”. 8220;Are you working on that demo? Well yeah… there...
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RIDIKULOUS: Why am I not a gay
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009. Why am I not a gay. With due apologies to my sexy roommate venki…. It was early morning around 9:30 and I was in the process of opening my eye lids, the toughest job of the day. It is easier said than done especially in bangalore owing to its chill weather, the warmth of the blanket and bed makes even the most workaholic lazy. Then I wondered why I am not a gay. There are considerable advantages being a gay. Last but not the least,you can share clothes, including undergarments*.
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RIDIKULOUS: February 2009
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Monday, February 9, 2009. Every dog has its day. At last after 22 years of pleading,begging GOD heeded to my prayers…. The biggest problem was how to start the conversation now. I saw her drinking water from a bottle; shall I cough and ask for water? Damn she would think u are sick. How about saying a hi and ask where she was going? 8220;Excuse me”… where did that sound come from? Sorry who spoke that? After searching all 359 degrees around me I atlast turned to the 360. 8220;Ohh Upper Berth… it wo...
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RIDIKULOUS: August 2008
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Sunday, August 17, 2008. He can be the best doctor in town but if ‘saneeswaran’ sleeps beside you in a double cot there is little he can do. When I just entered the theater the security came running to the doc with the best news I could possibly hear. 8220;Hey doc… Is ‘HELL 666’ white Honda Civic in L2 parking yours? 8220;Yup. Any parking problem? 8220;What the f* k? I got it painted only last week. Who the hell was that irresponsible guy? 8220;I don’t know, a black SWIFT DESIRE guy”. And unfortunately t...
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RIDIKULOUS: July 2008
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Saturday, July 19, 2008. When I sat on the other side of the table. Most of my colleagues were happy that I would recruit more females and the others were unhappy for the same reason. I still wonder why people have that notion about me being biased towards female candidates. However I am still happy for the fact that they don’t think I might be biased towards males. So all set, I and two of my fellow colleagues were chosen to interview candidates for our division. 8220;What other language do you know?
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RIDIKULOUS: One of the best days in my life
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Thursday, January 15, 2009. One of the best days in my life. It wasn’t anything new to me, I have been there twice already and this is the third time. In fact I have failed on both the previous occasions and hence I was there for the third time. Will I make it at least this time? Or is it gonna be yet another time? 8220;Leaving so soon? 8220;Would die of heart attack if I sit here 5 more minutes dude”. One of my best friends called me and caught me in that embarrassing position. 8220;Nope nothing”. 8220;...