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The Mighty Blog: The Straight Talk Express Stops Here
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The Straight Talk Express Stops Here. The second presidential debate was held Tuesday night, and was I invited to participate? Mighty Dyckerson, unofficial turd-party candidate for the highest office in the land, demands equal time! And since the mainstream media won't give it to me, I shall utilize the power of The Mighty Blog. Q: Through this economic crisis, most of the people that I know have had a difficult time. And through this bailout package, I was wondering what it is that's going to actual...
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The Mighty Blog: I Have Returned.
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Christmas cums early this year, ladies and germs.for I, the Mightiest of Dyckersons, have returned to The Mighty Blog. Let us rejoice and give thanks! I know I've been gone for a while. I missed Thanksgiving. I missed Halloween (the Haunted Poon post was a rerun from last year, in case you idiots didn't notice). Fuck, I even missed the election of America's first Afro-American president, Balack Osama! From the sidebar. My blog has been plagued with pop-ups for quite some time. I suspect it may ha...This ...
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Cheeky Lotus
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I found Chris' wedding ring tonight. I fingered its hammered edges, stunned that he so carelessly discarded it somewhere. How could you be so careless with your wedding ring? And a voice in my head immediately responded "How could you be so careless with your marriage? The truth is we'll never know if it was carelessness that ultimately crushed us. Or our age difference. Or that we both come from divorced parents. And drift off into the sunset. I lay on the couch of my tiny apartment. He stands in th...
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Cheeky Lotus: Breakthrough
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This person was ambitious, hopeful, kind, warm, and positively yearning for approval. I am none of those things anymore. Not. One. I have drifted so far from where I was, from who I was, yet I'm not even close to who or where I want to be. Martha Beck says that when you feel your world is misaligned you need to get very quiet. Then ask yourself simply "When was I at my happiest? I was my happiest when I was active in our religion and when I was writing. About here-ish. I've been off my meds. I can't feel...
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The Mighty Blog: R.I.P., Dyckmobile (Part 5)
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RIP, Dyckmobile (Part 5). In the last installment of R.I.P., DyckMobile. Our hero was released from the hospital with a debilitating injury sustained in an horrific car accident caused by a jackass driving a shitass Ford Mustang. Will Mighty Dyckerson ever drive again? Find out in the exciting conclusion of R.I.P., DyckMobile. But enough about my disfigured appendage. I had bigger issues to deal with.namely my car insurance provider, Regressive. As if I weren't already in enough pain, now I h...They sent...
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The Mighty Blog: Brace Yourselves...For Poon!
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Brace Yourselves.For Poon! I've been making fun of the cripples my whole life. I remember once a long time ago , Mother Dyckerson took me to the mall to go shopping. I pointed to an old man in a wheelchair and said, "Look mommy, there's a cripple! That's not polite, Dyckie," my mother said. "See the uniform he's wearing? That man is a veteran. He was a soldier.". Oh Sorry," I replied sheepishly. That's OK. He obviously wasn't a very good one! I haven't thoroughly cleansed my right arm in over a month....
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The Mighty Blog: R.I.P., Dyckmobile (Part 4)
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RIP, Dyckmobile (Part 4). In the last installment of. Our hero was laying in the emergency room, desperately clinging for dear life - and his shattered right arm - as the result of a horrifying traffic accident involving Dyck's precious Jeep Wrangler and a piece-of-shit Ford Mustang shit box. Will Dyckerson make it out alive? Let's find out now, in part D of. And here are some pics of what was left of my vehicle:. Oh yeah, and I had sex with the doctor. Mighty Dyckerson HAS SPOKEN. PRAISE THE LORD. Looks...
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The Mighty Blog: R.I.P., Dyckmobile (Part 1)
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RIP, Dyckmobile (Part 1). Ladies and gentlemen, I am in mourning. Last week, I lost a dear old friend in a tragic, horrific accident. Last week, I lost my beloved DyckMobile. It was a warm and sunny day. The DyckMobile was topless and I was heading north on Parham Road in Richmond's fashionable West End. Parham Road (pronounced Pair-um. Indeed it will, Mr. Henley. Indeed it will. I glanced down for a fraction of a nanosecond so I could crank up D.H. on the radio. When I looked up, all I could...I thought...
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The Mighty Blog: 01/2009
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De Plane, De Plane! Ladies and gentlemen, I have done it again! No, I didn't take another dump behind an area high school. I just scored the interview that everybody has been wanting to get: Captain Chesley Q. Sullenberger, the U.S. Airways pilot who successfully landed an airplane on the Hudson River after both engines got goosed. So take that, CNN! Here's the official transcript:. First of all, thank you for taking time to meet with me today. No problemo, homes. Well, it was a day like any other day.
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The Mighty Blog: 12/2008
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Just because I haven't been blogging lately, doesn't mean I don't have shit to talk about. The wheels in Dyckerson's brain never stop turning, so I have amassed quite a backlog of miscellaneous thoughts and observations. Here are but a few:. There are no skinny Bridgets. Seriously, have you ever met a Bridget who wasn't a chunky monkey? I've known three or four in my lifetime, and they have all been fat fucks. Now I know what you're thinking. Hey Dyck, what about actress Bridget Bardot? I blame the media.
