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critically cocksure: May 2009
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You can't spell "midwest" without "sweet dude". Tuesday, May 12, 2009. Right now i am in, probably, phase five of shaving my facial hair off. this is not by design, mind you, but just because my beard trimmer was not sufficiently charged. one would think that by now we've been able to harness the power of a beard trimmer that can work on battery AND use the current flowing through itself as it's plugged into an outlet. pipe dreams, friends. After the second phase i looked something very similar to colone...
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critically cocksure: February 2009
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You can't spell "midwest" without "sweet dude". Tuesday, February 24, 2009. Recently i've been a little lax in adding new posts, and for that i apologize. i came down with a bad case of 'the staples blues,' a fleeting illness marked by late night paper ream anxiety and something only described as the 'three hole punch sweats.'. It did remind me of a column i wrote for my college paper, though. years of suffering through a gross rec center were over as everyone was excited to get a brand new facility&...
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critically cocksure: March 2008
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You can't spell "midwest" without "sweet dude". Sunday, March 16, 2008. Alright everyone, now you are all well aware of the seriousness of this advertising campaign we have just picked up. i'm talking billboards, television and print of all kind. this is what we have been waiting for.". But there's just one thing we can't seem to figure out. we have the content, but we just need the style in which we portray it. actually, we just need a font that will make the ad sizzle. you know? A modest janitor, yes, ...
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critically cocksure: December 2008
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You can't spell "midwest" without "sweet dude". Monday, December 15, 2008. Ok, so i know that i posted my holiday sands piece like a year ago, but i just recently revised it in an attempt to procure a job as a legitimate writer of young teen girl fiction. here's hoping i have a chance. but here's the revised version, a little tighter and hopefully a little better. But I, as well as other re-populated Buckeyes, have an enduring love for the state I call home. I get a special warmth inside when my chan...
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critically cocksure: January 2011
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You can't spell "midwest" without "sweet dude". Wednesday, January 12, 2011. Lately i've been thinking a lot about the wisdom, power and special privileges that come with age. And i'm talking octogenarian status. Conversations will go way too in depth. full names and number of offspring will be spoken of. bad jokes will weave through the air and eventually fall on deaf ears. this is just what comes with the age territory. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Walt and JP's Blog! Tall not too tall, but close.
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critically cocksure: how i ruined someone's saturday
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You can't spell "midwest" without "sweet dude". Tuesday, October 5, 2010. How i ruined someone's saturday. So, yeah, i haven't had a great deal of friends tie the knot. But i got excited for it. weddings pretty much guarantee free food, free booze and most likely an opportunity to meet new people at their most carefree and sunny. i pretty much love all of those things, so i got ready to throw caution to the extroverted wind. We got there a little late, and after about an hour, everyone decided it was tim...
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critically cocksure: November 2009
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You can't spell "midwest" without "sweet dude". Monday, November 16, 2009. If i had to list the things i worry about on a day to day basis, where lebron james plays basketball next year is easily in the top five. soon after is low-lying sidewalk branches poking my eyes out. Monday, November 2, 2009. So you've decided to serve rich people! So, you've decided to SERVE RICH PEOPLE! Welcome to the fast-paced and rewarding lifestyle of earning a living from the TABLE SCRAPS of the wealthy! You could always pa...
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critically cocksure: October 2009
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You can't spell "midwest" without "sweet dude". Thursday, October 15, 2009. Will exercise for money. And, on the polar opposite side of things, you had a 26 year old adult man sleeping until a time suitable for lunch. . And i feel like this has become a great donation business, pushing yourself to physical extremes to help out a cause, group or research pertinent to your life. But this is the dialogue i imagined in my head. Hi, paul. this is jeff.". Hey jeff, what's happening? I mean, just the satisfact...
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critically cocksure: January 2009
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You can't spell "midwest" without "sweet dude". Tuesday, January 20, 2009. The audacity of hope. Some people said it couldn't be done. few believed it would actually happen. but last friday my world was turned upside down. the unthinkable sprang forth into the world of actuality. Staples called me back. i start on friday. yes we can! Have shitty part-time jobs! What if that fucking happens? What if i just get an apartment in twinsburg and start eating at mavis winkle's like every other tuesday? Here i am...