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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent: What's a Hypoluxo?
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent. Monday, May 17, 2010. After three months away from blogging, I return to it 3,271 miles. Away from where I wrote last. Foxy the car and I once again drove across this great land of ours, and now I find myself in a cold, dark room in hot, sunny South Florida. No, I have not bottomed out and landed inevitably, irrevocably, in prison. I am just at work. Although, some might say working at a TV station is akin to prison! Not me, though, I would never say that.
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent: Ch. 1 - Away We Go
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent. Thursday, September 10, 2009. Ch 1 - Away We Go. And so, new philosophy in hand, I set out on the first leg of my trip from New Jersey to Columbus, OH. Happiness and immense relief immediately came over me as I pulled away from Jersey, and I didn't look back once. Mostly because I couldn't! My poor little Hyundai was packed to the gills! The car still handles great and gets good gas mileage, and at this moment, that car is the love of my life! You can ta...
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent: That Old Deluder Satan
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent. Saturday, May 21, 2011. That Old Deluder Satan. Kids today, I tell ye.". I know, no respect.". It's that damned old deluder, Satan. He hath got hold of 'em.". The young are clearly being misled by the Devil. He must be stopped! And the children must be controlled.". But we already force them to go to church three times everyday. If the bible doesn't scare them back in line, I don't know what will.". Aye, and we already beat them.". So, what's left? Now, ...
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent: July 2011
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent. Saturday, July 23, 2011. The SF Redemption, Part 1. Fair notice: This post is the first of two about my recent summer vacation to San Francisco, but I cannot bear to just give a straight recap. I mean, who really gives a shit, am I right? Prologue - Nothing so Loyal as Love! I guessed it was time to start writing. Anna and her big, luscious, bouncy memory (What did you think I was going to say? Day 1 - Good Friends and Graveyards. Confusion, this is the ...
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent: Spring Bake
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent. Wednesday, March 16, 2011. Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fucking live. Calamity Jane on Deadwood. Here's me as a baby. I needed something to break up this big block of words. I quote Calamity Jane because recently my Deadwood. Obsession has been rekindled. It was back over Thanksgiving 2009 when I watched the first 7 episodes in North Dakota. All the recipes sound so good, and Morty the Bread Starter is so strong and healthy, that I d...
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent: Boynton Beach Memoirs: June
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent. Sunday, June 26, 2011. Boynton Beach Memoirs: June. I think I have. Oh, well. Get busy quoting or get busy coming up with my own lines. ) In the meantime, I can take solace in this message, left for me on the white board in my room on the last day of school:. Teenager internet slang, for the win! I don't think it was sarcastic, either! I was also informed that I have "swag.". We even made labels! Coming soon to a store near you? You figure it out. Of cou...
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent: The SF Redemption, Part 1
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent. Saturday, July 23, 2011. The SF Redemption, Part 1. Fair notice: This post is the first of two about my recent summer vacation to San Francisco, but I cannot bear to just give a straight recap. I mean, who really gives a shit, am I right? Prologue - Nothing so Loyal as Love! I guessed it was time to start writing. Anna and her big, luscious, bouncy memory (What did you think I was going to say? Day 1 - Good Friends and Graveyards. Confusion, this is the ...
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent: On Laziness, Love, and Their Mutual Exclusion
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent. Wednesday, January 19, 2011. On Laziness, Love, and Their Mutual Exclusion. Recently it occurred to me (he says as if he thought he was the first to think of this. he knows he is not) that we all live life according to our own unique narratives; personal fairy tales only we can hear. Stories to get us through the day. It's all just a matter of which fairy tales we chose to believe. God? Maria (from West Side Story. Morty, age 48 hrs. Well, I am going to ...
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent: May 2011
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent. Saturday, May 21, 2011. That Old Deluder Satan. Kids today, I tell ye.". I know, no respect.". It's that damned old deluder, Satan. He hath got hold of 'em.". The young are clearly being misled by the Devil. He must be stopped! And the children must be controlled.". But we already force them to go to church three times everyday. If the bible doesn't scare them back in line, I don't know what will.". Aye, and we already beat them.". So, what's left? Now, ...
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent: A NoDak Thanksgiving - On The Road Again, Part 2
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Everything You Own Should Fit In a Hyundai Accent. Sunday, December 13, 2009. A NoDak Thanksgiving - On The Road Again, Part 2. As I mentioned in Part 1, dinner itself was an incredible display of traditional turkey (juicy, beautiful, seen to the left), smoked turkey (awesome and even awesomer cold sandwiches later), ham (sweet succulent swine), and all the trimmings you'd expect, all done perfectly. One unique addition to the table was the traditional Norwegian tortilla-like flatbread called lefse.
