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Caledonian Conclave
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Saturday, November 29. UNLESS YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING in a barrelhouse for the last several decades, you are aware that the series of currents generally described as "Libation Theology" represents one of the most intense - and controversial - areas of discussion in the Church today. Although Pope Balvenie XVI's recent encyclical, " In Uisge Beatha Veritas. That, for now, is still a matter left to the conscience of the reader of Barrelhouse God. Hidebound $ 65.95. 8364; 2.99. Stinking Bog Publications, Inc.
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Caledonian Conclave: November 2008
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Sunday, November 30. IT'S TIME FOR THE HIGHLAND PARK GAMES! A GREAT DEAL OF FUN was had by all this past weekend at the annual Highland Park Games! Held on the grounds of St. Talisker College near Jamesonburgh, the Games afford our priests a rare occasion to let their hair down and showcase their skill. Although he has never quite mastered illumination and the gentler arts of the scriptorium, does indeed toss a mean heretic! But don't you get into the habit. The last one to be sick wins! This year, littl...
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Caledonian Conclave
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Sunday, November 30. IT'S TIME FOR THE HIGHLAND PARK GAMES! A GREAT DEAL OF FUN was had by all this past weekend at the annual Highland Park Games! Held on the grounds of St. Talisker College near Jamesonburgh, the Games afford our priests a rare occasion to let their hair down and showcase their skill. Although he has never quite mastered illumination and the gentler arts of the scriptorium, does indeed toss a mean heretic! But don't you get into the habit. The last one to be sick wins! This year, littl...
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart. Accessories and Gifts for your Spiritual Needs. Wednesday, February 6. The KOM portable confessional. Available online for the first time! After a lamentable evening with a blended malt (and haven't we all had one of those? This beautiful structure designed by the Knights' own architectural firm of Slovenly, Gluttonous and Slovenly will be a sight for your very sore eyes. Take one to your next party! Contact the KOM for price and availability. I need one of those! Offici...
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart. Accessories and Gifts for your Spiritual Needs. Tuesday, July 29. The officially sanctioned pastille of the Knights of Malt, Opus Barlei, and the Caledonian Conclave. NOW YOU TOO CAN SAVOR THE FLAVOR that guides the faithful! Direct from the peat bogs of St. Ardbeg's, Maltoids. Just slip one of these mighty lozenges in your mouth and feel the awsome fury of the Spirit. Infused with malt, peat, and the purest water from the bog springs of St. Ardbeg's, Maltoids.
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart. Accessories and Gifts for your Spiritual Needs. Saturday, November 29. As used during holy offices at the Monastery of Malt. OF COURSE, WE DO HAVE LARGE PULPITS and choir-size lecterns, but many of the smaller priories and abbeys of the Caledonian Conclave have no need of such elaborate contraptions. Instead, a simple one-knight stand, as first developed by the Knights of Malt, does very nicely indeed. Our One-Knight stand arrives at your door ready for assembly. We ...
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart. Accessories and Gifts for your Spiritual Needs. Saturday, February 9. HAVE YOU EVER LOST TRACK of just how many. The current dram is? Your problem is now solved, with the KOM offering here for the first time ever the official Conclave Malt Rosary. Please order your very own, custom-made Malt Rosary, and drink responsibly. The monks are praying for your well-being. Call now. Our friar-operators are standing by! St Ardbeg's Hospital for the Terminally Befuddled.
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart. Accessories and Gifts for your Spiritual Needs. Friday, February 29. Friar Sam's Dram in a Pan. Get illuminated by this flamin' good monkish delight! OUR VERY OWN FRIAR SAM, his creative mind free to roam during his long shifts working in the Abbey mail room, recently came up with this spirited and fiery concoction, which is certain to warm your heart and soul on cold winter evenings. It was so tasty, we knew we had to share it with the world!
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart. Accessories and Gifts for your Spiritual Needs. Saturday, June 28. CE TO BELIEVERS EVERYWHERE, the Knights of Malt now offer official liturgical vestments for s. Ale online. Hand-made by the reputed firm of Trombley and Son, exclusive purveyors of fine, sacred haberdashery to the Caledonian Conclave for over five hundred years, these liturgical garments are guaranteed to provide you with many years of service! Suit yourself at Trombley's! Cool, refreshing, and spirited!
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart
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Knights of Malt Merchandise Mart. Accessories and Gifts for your Spiritual Needs. Saturday, June 28. THE KNIGHTS OF MALT wish to thank his Holiness the Pontiff of Peat, Pope Balvenie XVI, for his unsolicited endorsement of the products on our merchandise page. The photograph above captures His Holiness' enthusiasm while showing our correspondent through the Pontifical Wardrobe, which was filled with rows and rows of immaculate Trombley and Son vestments. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
