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My Awkward Lyfe: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 9, 2009. Bloggy wogg numbero uno. Okay so I've been thinking about starting a blog for a while. but never actually got around to it. And then last night as I was dreaming about Twitter (yeah, I know.don't you wish you had MY fantasies? I woke up and thought "I'M GOING TO BLOG! Now its back to work for me. Have an awkward day! I know I will. :). Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I'm pretty effing interesting. That's all you need to know. Now get to reading! The New Old Biddy.
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My Awkward Lyfe: January 2011
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Monday, January 31, 2011. Goals For My 29th Year Of Life. Wow I almost forgot about My Awkward Lyfe! By that I mean the blog.I would never actually forget that my life is awkward. I figured I might just start writing on this again because I'm trying to get my awkward ass in shape. I don't really care if anyone reads this (I do love you all though and appreciate any comments! So these are my waaaay before pictures. Taken in 2006. Ignore my face, I thought our teeny rental car was awesome. Subscribe to: Po...
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My Awkward Lyfe: October 2010
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Thursday, October 28, 2010. Tag, I'm it! Over at Violet Delights. Hit a big mile stone the other day. She got 50 followers (it's up to 53 today so the word about her awesome blog must have spread! I'd give her some martinis if I could. In honor of her blogcomplishment, she tagged all of her followers in this game. Which made me excited because now I can play with the rest of the kids! So here goes nothing:. I'd be Jenny Jerkface.uh. I mean Velma. I'd be Velma. Because her and Jenny Jerkface. But ff count...
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My Awkward Lyfe: April 2010
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Thursday, April 1, 2010. The Call Center for Idiots. Yeah, I know. I haven't blogged in almost a year. I started this blog thinking I'd do it more often but got caught up in deciding to do.well.nothing. So I'm starting back up again and hopefully this time, I'll be on my game. So besides pretending to write blogs, I work for a telecommunications company (yeah, I know.livin the dream! Call Number 1: Voicemail Confusion. Me: "Good morning, (insert company name here), How can I help you? Well what do I do?
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My Awkward Lyfe: August 2010
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Wednesday, August 25, 2010. I made out with Rpattz! Ahh it's Wednesday.hump day! I'M GONNA CRAP MY PANTS! And then I'd need new pants. But for some reason I was cool and calm in my dream. THAT should have been my first sign that I was dreaming but I was oblivious. My mind probably told me "Hey Jamie, you're dreaming.and Rob Pattinson is in your dream so just pretend it's reality and don't wake up! Would you be able to get sleep if you were laying next to him? Let me emphasize, IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE A DREAM!
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My Awkward Lyfe: Tag, I'm it!
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Thursday, October 28, 2010. Tag, I'm it! Over at Violet Delights. Hit a big mile stone the other day. She got 50 followers (it's up to 53 today so the word about her awesome blog must have spread! I'd give her some martinis if I could. In honor of her blogcomplishment, she tagged all of her followers in this game. Which made me excited because now I can play with the rest of the kids! So here goes nothing:. I'd be Jenny Jerkface.uh. I mean Velma. I'd be Velma. Because her and Jenny Jerkface. But ff count...
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My Awkward Lyfe: Thursday Pet Peeves
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Thursday, October 14, 2010. I've started to notice lately that I'm developing more and more pet peeves. It gets to the point that at least a few times a day I'll be thinking "FUCK! That REALLY bugs me." when it's something that doesn't even directly affect me. This is how I feel. Only less furry. This came up when I googled "Pet Peeve". People dressed as penis and balls is not a pet peeve. It's awesome. Maybe slow your roll and enjoy your food eh? Unless you'd enjoy a punch to the junk from yours truly.
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The Cougar's Den: Happy Birthday Soul Sister! - The Press Box
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If you still wear underwear from the GAP and blatantly ignored the content warning and are reading this anyway, don't come cryin' to me when your parentals catch you on my blog. I'm not exactly tactful or a good example for ANYONE to follow. Wednesday, July 27, 2011. Happy Birthday Soul Sister! If any event could haul my sorry, lazy ass out of bloggy oblivion, it's this day. That's right. Leaked Breaking Dawn footage? Meh Pap photos of Rob's semi-erect junk under thin sweatpants? And by some miracle of f...
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The Cougar's Den: September 2010
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If you still wear underwear from the GAP and blatantly ignored the content warning and are reading this anyway, don't come cryin' to me when your parentals catch you on my blog. I'm not exactly tactful or a good example for ANYONE to follow. Wednesday, September 22, 2010. I got an e-mail the other day, from a friend of my oldest daughter who works at the "Family Video". Think a moment about that franchise name and then as you continue to read, let the irony wash over you. Have you seen it? Get back, h00rs.
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The Cougar's Den: The Expendables
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If you still wear underwear from the GAP and blatantly ignored the content warning and are reading this anyway, don't come cryin' to me when your parentals catch you on my blog. I'm not exactly tactful or a good example for ANYONE to follow. Thursday, December 9, 2010. I love to stir it. I am a shit stirrer. So yesterday, while working. At my office (and* *coughtweetingcough* *), I stumbled upon this HUGE, absolutely vile smelling pile of shit that is Lainey Gossip's blog. Out of your head. Well, ok then.