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Cinema Freaks: August 2014
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Saturday, August 30, 2014. Then I was like, “Hellooooo new can of worms to be opened! This was one of those horror franchises I had overlooked prior to watching the movie for this review. Frankly, I kind of wish it had stayed that way after seeing it. I mean, how was this thing funded? My guess is, it had something to do with pointing a lot of guns at crying peoples’ heads while they beg for a little more time to pay you off for the crack they bought. Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Natasha Henstridge.
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Cinema Freaks: Clown (2014)
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Sunday, July 12, 2015. Why are people afraid of clowns? There are so many movies about scary ones, and that's because so many people are scared shitless of them. I guess a lot of it just comes from how strange and outlandish they look. People are scared of them because they look weird and goofy and alien to what we're used to, and maybe because they have those creepy-ass smiles on their face all the time. Eugh! The modern man has no need for smiles! But nah, maybe not. Well, OK. That's fine. But the clow...
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Cinema Freaks: Get Some Cinema Freaks In Your Life
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Get Some Cinema Freaks In Your Life. Find Cinema Freaks on Facebook and Twitter! Cinema Freaks on Facebook. Cinema Freaks on Twitter. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Get Some Cinema Freaks In Your Life. Cinema Freaks Live: Suicide Squad. Some loose thoughts on The Invitation (2015). Cinema Freaks Live: Batman: The Killing Joke (2016. Tokyo 2016: Ramen, Ekiben, Karaage. Blood Incantation - Starspawn. Will America's Worst Wildfire Disaster Happen in New Jersey? 5 Biggest Blunders in Star Wars. The end of an era.
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Cinema Freaks: Creep (2014)
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Thursday, August 6, 2015. The Internet is a scary place where sometimes your kids will go on a chat video site and see a picture of a penis. But the things that happen in this week's movie, entitled Creep, might be far worse than that. I'm not going to make any stances for or against that logic, but it's a possibility, is all I'm saying. Patrick Brice, Mark Duplass. You know what we need more of? Uncharismatic white guys filming themselves. He meets up with Josef, played by Duplass, a strange man who lik...
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Cinema Freaks: December 2014
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Tuesday, December 30, 2014. End of the Line (2007). Ilona Elkin, Nicholas Wright. That's right – it's the end of the line, for my kindness toward these movies! Oh yeah, I said it. Let's get started. Because really, that's the only purpose this movie sees for women – to get naked and show off their boobs after acting submissive and lost. It's misogynistic garbage, plain and simple, but then again, why show women as complex human beings while you can just have them take off their clothes? Later on, she goe...
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Cinema Freaks: September 2014
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Friday, September 26, 2014. You'd think it would be really easy to make a Predator sequel. I mean, the first one wasn't exactly the stuff of geniuses – you take a bunch of musclebound meatheads, stick 'em in the jungle and watch them get killed off by a sometimes-invisible alien. I had never seen this one, so I was like, oh, it'll probably be more or less the same, right? Danny Glover, Gary Busey. Cool, what ideas do you have? Well that's what should've. Happened. Also, yes, 1997. I do. There isn't a lot...
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Cinema Freaks: May 2015
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Wednesday, May 27, 2015. Cinema Freaks LIVE: Mad Max: Fury Road (2015). Minor spoilers in this.). Tony and I saw Mad Max and did this a few days later. The movie was just so fucking awesome, as you've no doubt already heard from every other corner of the internet. The directing was intense and sprawling, the settings were jaw-dropping amazing, the characters were perfect for what they needed to be, there were comedic moments and dramatic moments in all the right places. Links to this post. There are a fe...
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Cinema Freaks: January 2015
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Sunday, January 25, 2015. Lots of things go viral now. The Internet has become a sort of do-it-yourself paradise for people who aren't talented enough to get famous any other way. Hell, look at my own blog for a perfect example. I think I need to go re-evaluate my life choices. In the meantime, here's a review of V/H/S Viral I had previously written and will now somehow play back to you even though this is a text-based blog post and that makes no sense. Justin Welborn, Emmy Argo. Sigh I dunno. At lea...
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Cinema Freaks: November 2014
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Saturday, November 29, 2014. Starring: Russell Crowe, Jennifer Connelly, Emma Watson. IMDb: http:/ www.imdb.com/title/tt1959490/. Wikipedia: http:/ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noah (2014 film). I was at least a little hopeful that they would try to recreate the majestic feeling of these larger-than-life films. Well, I did eventually see it. And it was.interesting.I'll give it that. So it would be best to get this one out of the way. Now. However, they are saved by holy hell what are these things? I am still wa...
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