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Rephrazer: Those Are My Beliefs. If You Don't Like Them, I Have Others. - Groucho Marx
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Diametrically opposed to eschewing obfuscation. Visit Our Store. Tuesday, December 6, 2011. Those Are My Beliefs. If You Don't Like Them, I Have Others. - Groucho Marx. Those are my axioms. The Groucho Letters: Letters from and to Groucho Marx. Posted by Jason Talbott. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Ever heard the expression "Sometimes less is more? Yeah, me neither. Rephrazer. Is the blog where the more. Grammar, clarity, effectiveness.who cares? Get Updates by RSS.
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Rephrazer: What a Wonderful World
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Diametrically opposed to eschewing obfuscation. Visit Our Store. Monday, December 12, 2011. What a Wonderful World. For me and for you. Louis Armstrong Louis Armstrong, In His Own Words: Selected Writings. Posted by Jason Talbott. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Ever heard the expression "Sometimes less is more? Yeah, me neither. Rephrazer. Is the blog where the more. Grammar, clarity, effectiveness.who cares? Chances are, if you need a thesaurus to read it, it's been Rephrazed.
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Rephrazer: June 2011
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Diametrically opposed to eschewing obfuscation. Visit Our Store. Thursday, June 30, 2011. Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco. A man who's manducating. Nicotine Rage: A Guide to Quitting Chewing Tobacco. Posted by Jason Talbott. Wednesday, June 29, 2011. Never Squat While Wearing Your Spurs. Rogers Isms The Cowboy Philosopher on The Peace Conference. Posted by Jason Talbott. Monday, June 20, 2011. Scared Half to Death. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Show Me the Money.
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Rephrazer: December 2011
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Diametrically opposed to eschewing obfuscation. Visit Our Store. Wednesday, December 14, 2011. The Three Little Pigs. Something a little different:. I don't think I have ever posted a video on this blog before, but when I saw this masterful Rephrazing of the story The Three Little Pigs, I couldn't resist. Enjoy! The True Story of the Three Little Pigs. Posted by Jason Talbott. Monday, December 12, 2011. I Was Born With A Plastic Spoon In My Mouth. The Who, Substitute. What a Wonderful World.
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Rephrazer: I Was Born With A Plastic Spoon In My Mouth
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Diametrically opposed to eschewing obfuscation. Visit Our Store. Monday, December 12, 2011. I Was Born With A Plastic Spoon In My Mouth. The Who, Substitute. Who Are You: The Life Of Pete Townshend. Posted by Jason Talbott. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Ever heard the expression "Sometimes less is more? Yeah, me neither. Rephrazer. Is the blog where the more. Grammar, clarity, effectiveness.who cares? Chances are, if you need a thesaurus to read it, it's been Rephrazed.
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Sub Par Poetry: A Lurker In The Men's Room
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Tuesday, April 24, 2012. A Lurker In The Men's Room. As I was sitting on the pot. I felt a pair of eyes;. I took a glance out through the slot. And much to my surprise,. There was a patch of blue out there. I'd never seen before. I couldn't make out head or hair. Or shoes upon the floor,. But I could see (about chest high). What seemed to be a shirt. There's someone waiting just outside. Which served to disconcert! I had to laugh.
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Sub Par Poetry: November 2011
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Wednesday, November 23, 2011. I submitted a few Tom Swifty limerick definitions at the OEDILF. Since the acci'ent, Tom has felt blessed,. And his 'octors have all been impressed. Though his Ds are unsung,. He still speaks (with no tongue). No big 'eal," Tom demissly. In a zeppelin race overseas,. The French team veered left from a breeze. I've got this one bagged,". I beat left-leaning Frenchies with ease.". Posted by Jason Talbott.
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Sub Par Poetry: Tailgaters
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Friday, June 1, 2012. The Washington Post Invitational ran a contest. Where entrants had to use a line from a well known poem then add their own rhyming line to follow it. The results of the contest. Were posted today and, as usual, there were tons of hilarious entries. The one that tickled me the most was this one, by Brian Allgar, using a William Shakespeare line:. Who will believe my verse, in time to come, (Shakespeare). Is wond'ring...
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Sub Par Poetry: February 2012
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Monday, February 27, 2012. A Chicken Avoids Its Demise. Posted this on a forum thread called The Chicken's Demise. We can't harvest the crops, it's too cold out,. So let's butcher the poultry, but hold out. The little red hen,. Put her back in the pen. Cuz I heard that there bird can poop gold out. Posted by Jason Talbott. Tuesday, February 21, 2012. Prolific Day Writing Definitions for OEDILF. I desponsate the lovely Miss Betty. Star Wa...
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Sub Par Poetry: John Kerry's Accident
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Medium rare poems for people who don't like their poetry well done. Tuesday, January 24, 2012. Mr Kerry was lacing his skates. In the midst of a game with his mates. Flip-flopping, he cried,. I shall leave them untied! Then he tripped. Sir, your ambulance awaits. The Real Story at CBS Boston. Posted by Jason Talbott. January 28, 2012 at 11:03 PM. I couldnt believe how awful Kerry looked at the State of the Union speech. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My limerick got an honorable mention in th.