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Impromptu: Perils of Christmas 1 - The Tree
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Adj improvised, off-hand; adv. without preparation; on the spur of the moment. Monday, 8 December 2008. Perils of Christmas 1 - The Tree. 1 Drag tree home from local, overpriced yet convenient, under the railway bridge tree emporium and realise you need to rearrange furniture to put it up. 3 Get ladder to open frozen loft space and find stand and decorations. 4 Remember you have two stands and neither is really right, plus one is actually broken. Ditch broken one. 11 Position decorations decoratively.
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Look Into My Eye: 01/2010
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Look Into My Eye. Where opinions go to die. Blair suggested this morning that there was a security threat to the UK from the Iraqi regime. I'm not sure that this has ever been satisfactorily explained - how was Iraq going to attack us? Anyway, I know none of this is news exactly, but it's pissing me off and I just felt like a rant. Thanks for your time. This year I have resolved to:. Gasp in astonishment at my pedestrian reviews, many of which are also perfunctory! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Look Into My Eye: Hellraiser: Hellworld (aka Hellraiser VIII)
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Look Into My Eye. Where opinions go to die. Hellraiser: Hellworld (aka Hellraiser VIII). As livetweeted on 23.06.11. Surprising as it may seem, 'Hellraiser: Hellworld' was an absolute stinker. And while it turned out that I was wrong about a few things, the film receives 0% kudos due to the appallingly bad ending which eventually (after a lot of stupid bullshit) materialised. Warning: spoilers follow. Spoilers in which I get more and more enraged with this sloppy nonsense. They're a group of young friend...
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Look Into My Eye: Street Trash
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Look Into My Eye. Where opinions go to die. As livetweeted on 13.07.2011. I had very high hopes for this splatter film. As will become clear, it could have done with a lot more of the splat, and a lot less of the comedy. Don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of juvenile inanity. I just wanted more of the excellent melting/exploding scenes. Warning: spoilers follow. Street Trash' screenwriter, Roy Frumkes, once said: "I wrote it to democratically offend every group on the planet". Promising. The street trash ...
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Look Into My Eye: 06/2009
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Look Into My Eye. Where opinions go to die. Does anyone know whether it's possible to find out what Prince Charles claims as expenses during the year? In the current climate of enforced transparency provoked by the furore over MPs' expenses, I DEMAND to know! If this information is not INSTANTLY made public, we should just SACK the whole BLOODY lot of them! ITs POLITICLE CORECTNESS GONE MAD¬! KNOW WONDER EVERY1's VOTIN FOR the BNP! Fuck T-Mobile. And if you like those adverts, fuck you too.
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Look Into My Eye: 01/2012
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Look Into My Eye. Where opinions go to die. Woodskating aside, everything in that dream has actually happened to me on numerous occasions in real life. I hate dancing. Or is that the right word? The range of reactions to my reticence to dance has been wide - from concern ("Are you feeling ok? Through bewilderment ("What, do you hate music or something? So, with apologies:. I like all kinds of music. I don't think I'm missing out on anything. Don't feel bad for me - just go and dance. Qua Pootle ex 5?
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Look Into My Eye: 07/2010
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Look Into My Eye. Where opinions go to die. When I was down in Devizes at the start of the month, Will very kindly allowed me to attach a temporary Spiderman tattoo to his face. He sported it for the rest of the day, much to Kate's consternation. Personally, I think it's a strong look. And it never fails to make me laugh. Next up, capturing some tiny insects and spiders. Be afraid. Anyway, my photos of the week are here. I miss being on holiday. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Qua Pootle ex 5?
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Look Into My Eye: 03/2011
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Look Into My Eye. Where opinions go to die. We open on a van in some kind of underpass. A guy's sitting at the wheel. A couple approach from behind. The guy hefts a sledgehammer. As the couple walk by, he jumps out behind them. THUNK. Amusingly jaunty piano music plays during a credit sequence where the van moves through traffic. The couple wake up secured to rather nifty rotating platforms. The baddie turns them so they're facing each other, standing up. So, he cuts most of their clothes off, and then s...
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Impromptu
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Adj improvised, off-hand; adv. without preparation; on the spur of the moment. Thursday, 9 October 2008. I sincerely wish. we could see our government so secured as to depend less on the character of the person in whose hands it is trusted. Bad men will sometimes get in and with such an immense patronage may make great progress in corrupting the public mind and principles. This is a subject with which wisdom and patriotism should be occupied." - Thomas Jefferson to Moses Robinson, 1801. Look Into My Eye.
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Impromptu: August 2008
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Adj improvised, off-hand; adv. without preparation; on the spur of the moment. Monday, 25 August 2008. Saw some of the Olympic closing ceremony. Insanely spectacular in a fairly repetitive way, but:. 1 What's the deal with on the UK bus with the gold lame for Leona Lewis, the artfully mixed race violinist-cellist combo in sports kit and David Beckham in his uttelry dull track suit? 2 Nothing staged about the crowds out in the Mall in front of picturesque Buckingham Palace. Nothing at all. From Beijing is...
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