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bored at work.: May 2011
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I read a lot of stupid things on the internet and then i have no one to talk to about them. Monday, May 16, 2011. How To Survive Judement Day This Weekend And Have A Damn Good Time Doing It. Something has recently come to my attention and that something is that the world is ending this weekend. Which is. fine. I mean, what can you do- it's judgment day, right? I know you guys might be angry about this. I know you might be scared. It's a scary thing to have the world end! So, the good thing about this who...
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bored at work.: How To Survive Judement Day This Weekend And Have A Damn Good Time Doing It
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I read a lot of stupid things on the internet and then i have no one to talk to about them. Monday, May 16, 2011. How To Survive Judement Day This Weekend And Have A Damn Good Time Doing It. Something has recently come to my attention and that something is that the world is ending this weekend. Which is. fine. I mean, what can you do- it's judgment day, right? I know you guys might be angry about this. I know you might be scared. It's a scary thing to have the world end! So, the good thing about this who...
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bored at work.: August 2011
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I read a lot of stupid things on the internet and then i have no one to talk to about them. Saturday, August 20, 2011. Why Texas Is The Best State On Earth. No Nobody says that. Because basing the livability of a state off a few infamous people who happened to be born there is stupid. On the other hand, if you are going to take that stance, here's a fun list:. Academy Award winning actor Chris Cooper. Edward White- first American astronaut to walk in space. 2 Texas has awesome food. Men's Health rank...
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bored at work.: June 2011
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I read a lot of stupid things on the internet and then i have no one to talk to about them. Tuesday, June 28, 2011. Five Surefire Ways To Get Laid Right Now. It is also the 21st century. Feminism has run it's course and now everyone can be sluts! Well, obviously. Obviously there men and women in this world who will have sex with you for a previously agreed upon sum of money. Haven't you seen that show Secret Diaries of a Call Girl on Showtime? That's how it is! UNHEARD OF. Alas! Those exist for young swe...
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bored at work.: December 2011
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I read a lot of stupid things on the internet and then i have no one to talk to about them. Wednesday, December 21, 2011. Your Guide to Alcohol and Subsequent Drunkenness. Your choice of alcohol can change the course of the entire night. Did you think that alcohol was alcohol and the only thing that changed significantly between types was the taste? Well you're wrong, stupid and misinformed! JOSEPH STALIN. JOSEPH STALIN HAPPENS. If you choose to drink wine you'll end up either a.) drunk calli...Cry Becau...
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bored at work.: Five Surefire Ways To Get Laid Right Now
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I read a lot of stupid things on the internet and then i have no one to talk to about them. Tuesday, June 28, 2011. Five Surefire Ways To Get Laid Right Now. It is also the 21st century. Feminism has run it's course and now everyone can be sluts! Well, obviously. Obviously there men and women in this world who will have sex with you for a previously agreed upon sum of money. Haven't you seen that show Secret Diaries of a Call Girl on Showtime? That's how it is! UNHEARD OF. Alas! Those exist for young swe...
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bored at work.: What To Do About The Annoying Celebrity Problem
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I read a lot of stupid things on the internet and then i have no one to talk to about them. Thursday, July 14, 2011. What To Do About The Annoying Celebrity Problem. Meaning we take these celebrities by force and relocate them to a secure bunker hundreds of feet below the Earth's surface and never let them out ever again. I think that's a good deal. I think it would improve the world tenfold. Tell me, Blake Lively, do you want to save the polar bears? Of society. I mean- lets be real here- you might ...
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bored at work.: April 2011
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I read a lot of stupid things on the internet and then i have no one to talk to about them. Thursday, April 7, 2011. Letter From Dead Kurt Cobain. I found this letter from dead Kurt Cobain in a heroin induced ramble in the woods last night! I'll try my best to narrow it down to the crux of the issue. The real core of why the world has turned into such a shitstained asshole. Who's idea was that? Seriously. Because that person should be dragged into the street and shot. He should be dragged into th...When ...
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bored at work.: October 2010
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I read a lot of stupid things on the internet and then i have no one to talk to about them. Thursday, October 28, 2010. A Letter to Latin. You think you’re really fucking funny, don’t you? It’s hilarious to have fourteen different words for the verb “go” isn’t it? A borderline psychopath with homicidal tendencies. You think you’re the mother of all languages? Nobody really likes Catholics. So, Latin, I guess my point is- you’re not funny, rot in hell. Sunday, October 24, 2010. Classy, huh, right? 3 Find ...