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The Awesome Queendom: One carries keys. One carries people. Guess which is worth more.
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Trapped in a dungeon, the Queen is forced to write on a (sort of) daily basis. Tuesday, October 25, 2011. One carries keys. One carries people. Guess which is worth more. This is the value of my car according to Kelly Blue Book. This is the value of a fucking purse. Can someone tell me why a purse is worth $3,634.99 MORE than a car? Just for the record, they're the same color. So that's not the reason. I mean, does the purse have a power seat and a rear defroster? I didn't think so. Or an MP3 player?
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The Awesome Queendom: Was "The Dark Knight" a better movie than "The Dark Knight Rises?"
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Trapped in a dungeon, the Queen is forced to write on a (sort of) daily basis. Thursday, July 19, 2012. Was "The Dark Knight" a better movie than "The Dark Knight Rises? That isn’t a fair question at all. All three Nolan Batman movies work together. It’s an epic in the truest definition of the word. There’s the shocking beginning, the smart and speedy middle, and the harrowing conclusion. And these movies both break the rules and follow them to a capital T. You can’t look at the movies individually...
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The Awesome Queendom: March 2012
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Trapped in a dungeon, the Queen is forced to write on a (sort of) daily basis. Tuesday, March 13, 2012. The beard is gone. Every winter, Cooter Brown grows a scraggly beard. I made a gif of the removal, but Facebook doesn't allow for gifs. So it shall live here. Posted by Queen of Awesome. Monday, March 12, 2012. Pinterest is the latest social Internet sensation where everybody (read: mostly women) post cutesy things that make them giggle with glee. It's also the latest thing to fill me with hate. Why ar...
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The Awesome Queendom: August 2011
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Trapped in a dungeon, the Queen is forced to write on a (sort of) daily basis. Friday, August 19, 2011. Burts Bees lip balm is no joke. After my usual morning makeup routine, I opted for the honey-scented/flavored Burt's Bees lip balm instead of whatever it is I normally use. There's no reason why I chose honey over mint. Except maybe to attract bees. Because that's what the freaking lip balm did. This bee, however, was different. This bee kept coming right at me. That's when the bee decided to go for my...
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The Awesome Queendom: Isn't that Pinteresting?
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Trapped in a dungeon, the Queen is forced to write on a (sort of) daily basis. Monday, March 12, 2012. Pinterest is the latest social Internet sensation where everybody (read: mostly women) post cutesy things that make them giggle with glee. It's also the latest thing to fill me with hate. Oh God, there are so many cake balls. I hate cake balls. And it's all so . cute. Where's the sarcasm? It looks like shit! Why are you saying it's cute and that you want to try it and it'll look good in your child's bed...
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The Awesome Queendom: October 2011
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Trapped in a dungeon, the Queen is forced to write on a (sort of) daily basis. Tuesday, October 25, 2011. One carries keys. One carries people. Guess which is worth more. This is the value of my car according to Kelly Blue Book. This is the value of a fucking purse. Can someone tell me why a purse is worth $3,634.99 MORE than a car? Just for the record, they're the same color. So that's not the reason. I mean, does the purse have a power seat and a rear defroster? I didn't think so. Or an MP3 player?
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The Awesome Queendom: May 2012
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Trapped in a dungeon, the Queen is forced to write on a (sort of) daily basis. Saturday, May 19, 2012. Holy heroes, Batman! For months, I’ve been planning on going to Dallas Comic-Con for one reason: Meet Batman. Meet Adam West. All of my friends know I’m a Batman fanatic. I love it all. The campy 60’s stuff. The dark Nolan stuff. The Frank Miller comics. Tim Burton’s fantastic take. Even Joel Schumacher’s butchery still gets me excited. Was it because I just loved the show while I was a kid? I couldn...
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The Awesome Queendom: September 2011
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Trapped in a dungeon, the Queen is forced to write on a (sort of) daily basis. Thursday, September 15, 2011. Designers can be real dicks. I'm an advertising copywriter, which means I work with tons of designers and art directors. And they all have their quirks. Most of them have very unique qualities. Many of them fall into stereotypes. And many of them are assholes about other designers. I would have used leather.". I always want to scream at them. Dude, that's my fucking work, too! But lick my ass.
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The Awesome Queendom: June 2011
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Trapped in a dungeon, the Queen is forced to write on a (sort of) daily basis. Wednesday, June 22, 2011. The writer had finally fallen asleep after no less than two hours of twisting the sheets between her ankles and adjusting the pillow multiple times. Her eyelids finally stopped fighting gravity and her mind finally quit racing through the following weeks. It was sometime around four in the morning. Really too late to be getting to sleep. And far too early to be waking up. She asked. So quietly. The wr...
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The Awesome Queendom: My parents have been divorced for over 20 years.
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Trapped in a dungeon, the Queen is forced to write on a (sort of) daily basis. Monday, December 26, 2011. My parents have been divorced for over 20 years. Of those 20 years, my mom has been with her husband for at least 18. My dad has had a few partners, but his current partner has been around for a decade. They just got engaged. And for some reason, it weirds me out. It seriously weirds me out. But Dad getting married? Yeah, that has to be it. I feel left out. Not included. Cast aside.
