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Last Chance Archive: April 2006
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. READ QUICKLY. Sunday, April 16, 2006. Job Therapy Part II. Dr Frinkle, your three'o'clock is here.*. Thank you Ethel, send him in.". A moment later the door to Dr. Frinkle's office opened and a figure in a trench coat and a wide-brimmed fedora hopped into the room. Dr. Frinkle looked up and raised an eyebrow. Can I take your hat and coat for you? Sure, said a deep, gruff voice from under the fedora. I hate my job, corrected the rabbit. So, why did you keep doing it? Awww, I don’...
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Last Chance Archive: August 2006
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. READ QUICKLY. Monday, August 28, 2006. Molly was reading an interesting mystery novel and noisily sucking up a strawberry milkshake through a straw when the men came in. She didn’t notice them because she was so intensely engaged in the two activities previously mentioned. But several other people in the small diner did. The two men walked over to Molly’s table and loomed over her. Despite this Molly remained engaged in her activities. Asked the man with the moustache. The man w...
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Last Chance Archive: February 2006
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. READ QUICKLY. Wednesday, February 22, 2006. I remember having a mother. I remember her voice. I remember her singing to me. Now there is no singing. I have tried to learn their language. Tried to find a way to communicate with them so that I may plead for my freedom. I managed to pick up the od phrase here or there but I don't really know what I'm saying. When I say the snippits of dialect that I have learned, the cruel beasts only laugh and point at me. I want to go home.".
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Last Chance Archive: June 2006
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. READ QUICKLY. Thursday, June 29, 2006. Thankyou and have a nice day. Posted by the plaid donkey at 9:03 PM. Tuesday, June 06, 2006. Harrison had never fallen in love before because he had never found and interesting enough girl. That is, until this Tuesday, as he was riding the bus and listening to ABBA. The bus lurched to a stop and a beautiful girl stepped on. Here, hold this," said the girl as she handed her milk crate to Harrison and tied up a shoelace that had escaped.
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Last Chance Archive: July 2006
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. READ QUICKLY. Sunday, July 30, 2006. Gnomiology is the study of the smallish, supposedly mystical creatures known as gnomes. Many people believe that gnomes are not real and therefor do not need to be studied. Unfortunately these people are silly folk with no understanding of what is true and what is fictitious. Gnomes are really very real and we must understand them so that we can know how to live along side them. All Gnomes once lived in simplistic happiness in their communiti...
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Last Chance Archive: January 2006
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. READ QUICKLY. Saturday, January 28, 2006. Posted by the plaid donkey at 2:36 PM. Wednesday, January 25, 2006. To the ground at his feet. All was lost. It was then that trevor met his best friend. Kelly was having tea with her stuffed dog and several dolls when she saw the heartbreaking scene occur on the sidewalk in front of her house. As Trevor stared down in agony Kelly walked softly up to him. Are you ok," she asked gently. I took too much.". It's too late now.". Now, I wonde...
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Last Chance Archive: September 2006
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. READ QUICKLY. Monday, September 25, 2006. Orson took the sneaker in his hands and lifted it up to his face. A blindfold was tied tightly around his eyes. Slowly, methodically he stuck out his tongue and tasted the side of the shoe. Having done this he spent a silent moment in deep thought. Not that he needed it. You see, Orson was very gifted young man and he was gifted in a very unique way. Orson felt a dark cloud of depression descend upon him. He hated his life. What ...He ga...
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Last Chance Archive: May 2006
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. READ QUICKLY. Wednesday, May 31, 2006. Lamewad of the Week Award. Who was it who decided that it would be a good idea to give the running time on movies in minutes? What does that mean to me? Give me hours then minutes! Posted by the plaid donkey at 11:44 PM. This all changed a moment later when he heard the noises: SNAP, ZIFFLE, and POP. Knowing that he was not eating. I traveled back in time! Henderson, that jerk, he told me I was a fool. But who’s the goose now, eh? However, ...
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Last Chance Archive: October 2006
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. READ QUICKLY. Tuesday, October 31, 2006. Howard was content with his life. He had people who cared about him and he had a job that paid the bills. Each morning he went through his routine. He would turn off his alarm, stretch, and go have a shower. Then he would make toast or pancakes and eat this with a large glass of orange juice. After brushing his teeth Howard would head off to work at the local furniture store, " Sofa. So Good. Posted by the plaid donkey at 7:37 PM. There o...
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Last Chance Archive: March 2006
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THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE. READ QUICKLY. Sunday, March 19, 2006. Sir Dangeford and the Moat. And so, Klaf was forgotten. However, some tales have been passed done from generation to generation and that is how I am able to relate this tale to you. One day Sir Dangeford's advisor, a man hired to advise him in the many decisions that he had to make as the ruler of a small country, came in to speak with him. Sire," began the advisor in a dry, uninterested sort of way. "Your alligators have arrived.". Yes of c...
