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The Stillwater Tribune: August 2003
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News commentary and satire on national, state and local public issues. Cole Dixon Publishing. Friday, August 29, 2003. National: TALES FROM THE GHASTLY PIT OF D.C! Theme song. Cut to: the Old Pit-Keeper, our horrible host.). Well, hello again, kiddies! Here’s a story to make the hairs on the back of your neck crawl! A jolting tale of terror I call:. Our story concerns an ambitious but untalented man named George! But that didn’t stop George from aiming higher. That’s right, George. I I ugh! Yeah, but bet...
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The Stillwater Tribune: September 2004
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News commentary and satire on national, state and local public issues. Cole Dixon Publishing. Tuesday, September 14, 2004. Apologies to Dr. Seuss: "How the Bush Stole Christians". How the Bush Stole Christians. All the Christians in Heartland. Loved Jesus a lot. And the Bush knew those Christians. Had votes to be got. So he preached about Jesus,. The Cross and the Flag. And soon the Bush had. All their votes in the bag. And they stayed loyal to him. Though this gave them a lurch-. He approved fetal tissue.
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The Stillwater Tribune: March 2004
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News commentary and satire on national, state and local public issues. Cole Dixon Publishing. Monday, March 22, 2004. International: Paul Bremer in. "Escape From Iraq! The only American white man with a worse job than mine is Paul Bremer, George W. Bush’s appointee as virtual dictator of Iraq. Bremer’s mission: turn post-Saddam Iraq into a thriving democracy by July 1st, 2004; the day the Americans are scheduled to blow town. Music fades as Bremer goes to work in front of the bathroom mirror, winding a t...
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The Stillwater Tribune: July 2003
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News commentary and satire on national, state and local public issues. Cole Dixon Publishing. Friday, July 25, 2003. Stillwater: Why We Must Burn Down the Public Library. Regular readers of the Gazette have been following the ongoing debate in these pages over whether we ought to continue to fund our Public Library. Mr John Rheinberger, the Ward 2 Representative on the Stillwater City Council, was accused of backing a ‘library-closing’ scheme. Mr Rheinberger, quite rightly, does not include the library i...
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The Stillwater Tribune: February 2004
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News commentary and satire on national, state and local public issues. Cole Dixon Publishing. Monday, February 02, 2004. Bachmann, GOP and Creationism Headline Retraction. The oddest thing of all about my attendance at last year’s Intelligent Design Conference was my discovery that the retraction by the Gazette of one of its headlines (Local Republicans: Schools Should Teach Creationism) was (in my view) unnecessary and inappropriate. Bachmann cited Professor Michael Behe as a ‘scientific author’ who que...
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The Stillwater Tribune: July 2004
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News commentary and satire on national, state and local public issues. Cole Dixon Publishing. Tuesday, July 20, 2004. Stillwater: Coach Thole Shares An Inspiring Anecdote. Says his daughter. It’s my GPA, I worked hard for it! I’m not giving it away to anyone else. Her father slowly smiled and said Welcome to the Republican Party. Boy, that’s a good one, isn’t it? At college, and visits him. I’m a little depressed, says the kid. My roommate’s in the army reserve. He’s not wealthy like us he’s ...Say the k...
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The Stillwater Tribune: October 2004
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News commentary and satire on national, state and local public issues. Cole Dixon Publishing. Wednesday, October 06, 2004. How Did Bush Do In First Debate With Kerry? This Monday I picked up a copy of the Pioneer Press; the front-page headline was Small-Ball Twins Head To Big Town. Stunned, I read on(it was only then I realized that it was a story about baseball, not something derogatory about Bush and Cheney again. Dear Sirs: I just watched the presidential debate. Go, Bush Go! FG, Moleview, MN. Dear Si...
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The Stillwater Tribune: October 2003
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News commentary and satire on national, state and local public issues. Cole Dixon Publishing. Monday, October 13, 2003. Stillwater: Controversial School Lap-Top Loan Program. Since most of the objections about the laptop loan program have been submitted in the form of ‘tough questions that the School Board ought to answer’, I have followed suit and come up with some questions of my own. I respectfully submit them to the School Board for their consideration:. Who’s going to pay for that, School Board?
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The Stillwater Tribune: April 2004
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News commentary and satire on national, state and local public issues. Cole Dixon Publishing. Tuesday, April 20, 2004. Bachmann's Pseudo-Christian Views on Marriage. That’s right, you guessed it. The major religion with the highest divorce rate is. What lesson are the kids supposed to draw from. And now Senator Bachmann and her fundamentalist Christian supporters have appointed themselves. Of the institution of marriage. With. Track record on divorce? How’s that for nerve? Trying to run the circus again!
