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Old Guys Rule: A Little Humor for Today!
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A blog of cartoons, pictures jokes and funny stories that amuse and inspire me. Wednesday, March 19, 2014. A Little Humor for Today! Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. His mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom. It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment, for enjoying sex. 1921 - Tommy Cooper.
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Old Guys Rule: January 2013
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A blog of cartoons, pictures jokes and funny stories that amuse and inspire me. Thursday, January 31, 2013. The Rules by which females are governed :-). The FEMALE always makes the rules. The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification. Can possibly know all the RULES. If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them. The FEMALE is never wrong. The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings. Carscom names mo...
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Old Guys Rule: October 2012
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A blog of cartoons, pictures jokes and funny stories that amuse and inspire me. Tuesday, October 30, 2012. Where Did The White Man Go Wrong? Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he has done.'. The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong? Sense a...
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Old Guys Rule: December 2012
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A blog of cartoons, pictures jokes and funny stories that amuse and inspire me. Wednesday, December 26, 2012. For the week of July 20, 2003. As the economy continues to struggle comes a thought from Moss Evans, former general secretary of the transport and General Workers Union. Money is not everything,. But it does make poverty tolerable. For the week of July 6, 2003. With the All Star game this week comes an All Star quote from Pete Rose when asked about the proposed idea of interleague play. You know ...
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Old Guys Rule: April 2013
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A blog of cartoons, pictures jokes and funny stories that amuse and inspire me. Monday, April 29, 2013. A young guy from Michigan moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience? The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Michigan.". Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd give him a shot, so he gave him the job. How many customers bought something from you today? The k...
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Old Guys Rule: September 2012
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A blog of cartoons, pictures jokes and funny stories that amuse and inspire me. Friday, September 28, 2012. The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were 'protecting'. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job- if he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. The mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where da money is.". You're talking about.".
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Old Guys Rule: May 2013
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A blog of cartoons, pictures jokes and funny stories that amuse and inspire me. Thursday, May 30, 2013. BE SURE BEFORE WORKING HARD. One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along his route. No problems for the first few stops a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. And sat down at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Moral of the story: Be sure there really is a problem before working h...
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Old Guys Rule: February 2014
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A blog of cartoons, pictures jokes and funny stories that amuse and inspire me. Friday, February 14, 2014. Happy Valentine day. Brilliant, Romantic Ways to Say “I Love You” with Food. Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners. Never take a beer to a job interview. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME. DATING (OUTSIDE THE FAMILY). Be aggressiv...
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Old Guys Rule: March 2013
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A blog of cartoons, pictures jokes and funny stories that amuse and inspire me. Friday, March 29, 2013. You can live in Phoenix, Arizona where. 1 You are willing to park three blocks away because you found shade. 2 You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3 You can drive for four hours in one direction and never leave town. 4 You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. 6 The four seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You can live in Mi...
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Old Guys Rule: August 2013
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A blog of cartoons, pictures jokes and funny stories that amuse and inspire me. Monday, August 26, 2013. Facts About Old Men and Women. Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them? A: Look in the library- - - -under Romantic Fiction. Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause? A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live. A: She should tell him she's with child.