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Wood of Kings: Sympathy for the Old Devil
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Monday, April 28, 2014. Sympathy for the Old Devil. Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste. I’ve been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man’s soul and faith. The highway baptists will tell us that Rock n’ Roll sings with a forked tongue. It stalks a fiery stage with cloven heels while the stench of the sulfurous pit hangs heavy in the air. Rock bands with their reverse messages and pentagrams are, without doubt, in league with the devil. Sir Mick has a lot to answer f...
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Wood of Kings: What Makes a Hero?
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Sunday, May 4, 2014. What Makes a Hero? 8220;I only mention it because sometimes there's a man. I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? But sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right. In there.”. 10 most heroic moments from movies. 8220;No use, Joker! I knew you'd employ your sneezing powder, so I took an Anti-Allergy Pill! Instead of a sneeze, I've caught you cold! Raiders of the Lost Ark. 8220;Take...
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Wood of Kings: January 2014
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Tuesday, January 28, 2014. So recently I received this message on my Facebook account. So I set up a separate Gmail account got started with my correspondence with Mr Kozah. Seems legit. Although I'm not sure what a western union transfer has to do with using my account to access the late Mr Finlay's unclaimed millions. Still let's go with it. However if Mr Kozah thought he was going to have an easy ride he was sadly mistaken. Mr Kojak seemed unflustered by my illegal plutonium importing. Omg it’s ...
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Wood of Kings: Where there's Smoke...
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Thursday, June 19, 2014. So I've been doing some TV ads again recently. I've been out of the game for a while so I was worried that I might be a bit rusty. However the finished ads are just smashing directed by the very clever Taika Waititi the NZ Director behind such great NZ films as Eagle verses Shark, Boy and the recent hilarious Vellington Vampire "documentary" What We Do In The Shadows. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Welcome to the Wood of Kings. The time has come," the Walrus said,. Leda Peti...
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Wood of Kings: 10 Things Future Generations Will Learn About Us.
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Saturday, March 29, 2014. 10 Things Future Generations Will Learn About Us. Let’s take a look back at ourselves. 1 They were obsessed with cats. Like the ancient Egyptians the denizens of the early 21st century seemed to worship cats. They shared images of cats playing pianos and were continually asking cat-based questions. “What kind of cat are you? 8221; , “What is your cat trying to tell you? 2 Before the universal “Yr” there existed two different versions. 3 People used to pay to see movies. In the e...
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Wood of Kings: March 2014
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Saturday, March 29, 2014. 10 Things Future Generations Will Learn About Us. Let’s take a look back at ourselves. 1 They were obsessed with cats. Like the ancient Egyptians the denizens of the early 21st century seemed to worship cats. They shared images of cats playing pianos and were continually asking cat-based questions. “What kind of cat are you? 8221; , “What is your cat trying to tell you? 2 Before the universal “Yr” there existed two different versions. 3 People used to pay to see movies. In the e...
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Wood of Kings: August 2013
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Tuesday, August 20, 2013. Sometimes stories run us down in the street. I happened onto this photo on the inter web. I can't remember where. It was from a series of old black and white photographs that had been beautifully and lovingly colorized buy some clever artist. Chances are the people in this picture are long since dust but look at their faces and their expressions. I especially like the way they're all looking at the camera. At us. With such casual detachment. Even the driver. INTERVIEW: Dave Yaro...
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Wood of Kings: February 2014
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Thursday, February 6, 2014. Free Holiday you say? I just had a random call offering a "free holiday" I told the dude with the American accent that the person they were calling was in hospital fighting to stay alive. I got all excited and told them that the "free trip" was something to live for. Where could I pick up the tickets? I pretended to ask the police when would be a convenient time and reported back to say I was going to be in prison for a very, very long time. Finally, the guy gave up. INTERVIEW...
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Wood of Kings: Typist Wanted
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Thursday, June 5, 2014. For many years now I've been making a living as a screenwriter. However it's not a profession that gets much respect from the rest of the industry. Here's a recent example. I got an email from a young lady, a camera operator, who wanted to know if I would write a script for her. It started off innocently enough with an email. You'll need to click on these emails to expand them but I promise you it will be worth the effort. This was followed quick smart by another email. I hope my ...
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Wood of Kings: July 2012
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Sunday, July 29, 2012. Behold a Golden Couch. It started with a single cushion propped up against a tree at the side of the world. Like a herald signaling that something was approaching from a short distance. So over the last few days I've had another birthday woosh by. But the universe is kind and during this time I have also stumbled over a parade of abandoned couches. And you, my regular visitors, know how much I love the beautiful ennui of the abandoned couch. The next couch I spotted was in Auckland...
