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Brutally Honest Babes: January 2009
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009. Stuff Babes Like: LOLLost. So, we dislike many things. Ann Coulter. Stupidity. Panties that ride up. But we like many things as well. We like LOLLost. It's like I Can Haz Cheezburger, except with Lost. And we like Lost. Well, Lucy likes Lost. Lucy thinks it's a super de duper show, and not just because the hott men have a tendency to remove their shirts, but that helps. So check out LOLLost. It's awesome, or we aren't Lucy and Ethel. Friday, January 16, 2009. Bitch Slap of Co...
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Brutally Honest Babes: November 2008
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Sunday, November 23, 2008. POOP not GOOP: Gobble Gobble Edition. This week Gwyneth’s GOOP. E-mail elaborated upon her. um. Martha Stewart’s favorite turkey recipe. Says Gwynnie:. This recipe is a smaller scale version. Of Martha Stewart’s accurately named. It’s not afraid of butter. We’re pretty glad she’s promoting Martha’s turkey recipe, as we cannot imagine Gwyneth’s would taste very good. Gwyneth probably is. Prep Time: Somewhere between 30 mins and 6 hours. Watch beginning of Macy's parade. Watch Be...
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Brutally Honest Babes: Bitch Slap of Common Sense: You are a Weirdo
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Friday, January 16, 2009. Bitch Slap of Common Sense: You are a Weirdo. Lucy: So this girl I knew in high school found me on Facebook. I told her I was writing a romance novel, and made a joke about heaving bosoms. She read it as me talking about how much I like having bosoms. Isn’t that funny? Lucy’s Hubby: Yeah. Lucy: I told her I did like having bosoms though. Lucy’s Hubby: So you haven’t talked to this girl in 10 years? Lucy’s Hubby: And your first conversation you mention heaving bosoms.
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Brutally Honest Babes: Please Don't Chop Me Up and Put Me in Your Trunk, John Denver!
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Friday, December 19, 2008. Please Don't Chop Me Up and Put Me in Your Trunk, John Denver! I have a new job. I like it. It's good. Except for one thing. My stalker. He looks like John Denver. Only alive. I wear a name tag. I don't know his. Good for making cleavage, after all. February 14, 2009 at 11:31 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). POOP not GOOP: The True Spirit of the Holidaze. Please Dont Chop Me Up and Put Me in Your Trunk, . Unsolicited Advice: Ugh, For the Love of Your Dei.
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Brutally Honest Babes: POOP not GOOP: We're So Amazing We POOP Art!
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Thursday, November 6, 2008. POOP not GOOP: We're So Amazing We POOP Art! This week Gwyneth’s GOOP. Newsletter was very illuminating. She told us about something we had never heard of before – Art. You see, apparently, “Art” is pretty pictures or nice paperweights that people assemble into one place, called a “Museum”. The many beautiful pictures she sent us were neato. If you don’t, well then screw you. You others can go visit the Crate and Barrel second tier shop for poors. Ethel and I hope you can enjo...
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Brutally Honest Babes: March 2009
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Thursday, March 5, 2009. Labels: You Say Weird Like its a Bad Thing. Monday, March 2, 2009. POOP Not GOOP: Freaky Gwynnie! Dear Gwyneth Paltrow,. We got your latest GOOP missive. About how your daddy flew the two of you to Paris, that one time, for togetherness, or something. And then you told us all about how great Paris is and that we should all go and stay in your nice hotels. But we BHBs have a jolly, super fun proposal for you! So, awesome, right? Here’s how it will work. 3c) Consult a Guru so we ca...
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Brutally Honest Babes: May 2008
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Friday, May 30, 2008. Dear Brutally Honest Babes:. Peed in Pants on First Date. Dear Peed in Pants on First Date (We usually like to make up a new moniker in our response but yours is too good):. Wednesday, May 28, 2008. OK, let's do away with that jackass Freudian stuff, he didn't know shit about the female orgasm. Take two: Did y'all know that the Pill often has a drastically adverse affect on one's sex drive? Sunday, May 25, 2008. A Quiz: Whither Cramps? Or, How to Get Laid. After all, if the jihadist...
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Ink Slinger: August 2006
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Tell me a fact and I'll learn. Tell me a truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in my heart forever. Indian proverb. Friday, August 25, 2006. My $50 Experiment - Part Deux. An agent. I need one. Knowing that is the easy part. The hard part is in obtaining one. A GOOD one, that is. That brings me to "My $50 Experiment - Part Deux", in which I'll be shelling out another (fairly large) sum of money to snail-mail query letters to agencies in the hopes of gaining representation. When I g...
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Ink Slinger: January 2007
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Tell me a fact and I'll learn. Tell me a truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in my heart forever. Indian proverb. Friday, January 19, 2007. I am constantly amazed by the generosity of people. When disasters strike, clothing, money and help pours in from every direction. To you breast cancer might not be viewed as a disaster, but to a person recently diagnosed with it, it most certainly is. Not a very pleasant subject to talk about. Not very pleasant to live through, either. That ...
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Ink Slinger: October 2006
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Tell me a fact and I'll learn. Tell me a truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in my heart forever. Indian proverb. Saturday, October 28, 2006. Someone Stepped in a Big Pile of Poo. So, we're sitting in the theater this evening waiting for the movie to begin. Then, my favorite part - the previews - come on. I LOVE previews. I mean, I could just sit for an entire evening watching them! All I can say, is wow, Mel, you sure fucked up good. A small piece advice? Well, I finally got it&...