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defective yeti: NaNoReMo 2007: Catch-22
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America's Next Top Model Democracy. The die is cast. The 2007 NaNoReMo book, as decided by you. Wow, I would. Have predicted that. In fact, I don't even need to use the conditional tense: I. Not predict that. I was sure it was going to be. Catcher In The Rye. Shows ya what I know. Is great- one of only two books on the list that I haven't read already. I'll send out a syllabus next week. In the meantime, you may want to think about picking up a copy. Posted on October 08, 2007 to NaNoReMo 2007. I could n...
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A nerd and her glasses: January 2010
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A nerd and her glasses. We all know the main problem with dictionaries is that there are way too many words and not enough butterscotch sauce.". Saturday, 30 January 2010. But I tell you, now that I have started, I don't think I can go back. Now when I leave the house I get hijabed up and the results are: no constant beeps from cars and better service in shops. Everybody wins! Also, I'm rather enjoying the challenge of keeping with the "local look" it's sort of like playing culturally sensitive dress-ups.
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A nerd and her glasses: June 2010
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A nerd and her glasses. We all know the main problem with dictionaries is that there are way too many words and not enough butterscotch sauce.". Wednesday, 16 June 2010. Freudian slip of the day. Can I have two tickets to Princess of Percy. Sunday, 6 June 2010. Short changed - SA edition. I am serving a middle aged couple who have only bought a few small things. Would you like a bag for these? Yes, of course. (she sees me scanning the bag). What are you doing that for? Don't you provide bags? Freudian sl...
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Felix for Zosia: February 2015
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Monday, February 9, 2015. Hi hello how are you good morning ciao! I've oh so casually dropped by to post my latest blog entry after a brief little break from Felix world. What's a year or two between friends? Nothing worth posting about happened in that time anyway, except that I kicked a midwife in the head during labour. And cronuts were invented and I ate one. Offered to you in 2009 all about my nursing training. It's almost as many copies as the book Bronwyn thinks is the most boring book she has eve...
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Felix for Zosia: Housebroken
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Saturday, July 20, 2013. Tallboy and I are househunting again. We are being evicted from our current abode but I don't really understand why; there was nothing on the lease that said we couldn't brew moonshine in the bath and sell it through the window so I don't know why they got so huffy. Real estate agents are SOOO narrow minded, man. It's not like we were selling to really. Young children or anything. Oh I won't bother. It will decant naturally". Here is a picture I took in Summer Hill. All about Fel...
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Felix for Zosia: February 2013
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Wednesday, February 13, 2013. I don't have TIME for this! Today at work I took a phone call and was screamed at for about five minutes through the earpiece by someone who was very, very angry and upset. Something has clearly gone fucking bunta ass-hat crazy-bad with her delivery, but I was confused because it sounded to me as though all that had happened was that the books arrived in boxes she didn't like the shape of. I had to wait for her to fully vent ("I don't have TIME for this! Foodstuff of the Week.
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Felix for Zosia: March 2012
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Thursday, March 22, 2012. Telstra appears to be run on a special power source called Fuckwattage. I have been without the interwebs for nearly two months and the only reason this event has not completely ruined my life is that I am not currently a participant of any online dating services. I now plan to catch up on my facebook stalking and watching of inane videos involving small animals behaving oddly. Monday, March 12, 2012. Dynamic, Go-Getting Multi-taskers Look No Further! 8220;As the Serials and Res...
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Felix for Zosia: Don't Put your Foot In It!
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Tuesday, July 16, 2013. Don't Put your Foot In It! Dear Shoe Manufacturers of the World,. What the hell do you think you're doing? I'll tell you what it looks to me like you're doing: a damn awful stink-bomb scabby scrotum of job! Why are there so many ugly-ass shoes around, and what the hell is the deal with all the tassels? Don't you realise that nobody has voluntarily sought out tassels on their shoes since 1992 - unless they happen to be a 67 year old millionaire retiree looking for yachting footwear?
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Felix for Zosia: July 2012
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Saturday, July 14, 2012. As If A 9 Person Queue In The Bank Wasn't Annoying Enough. Dear Old Lady Pensioner who pushed in front of me in the queue at the bank yesterday,. There are a few things I would like to tell you:. I bet you steal candy from babies too. 2 Although cardigans in general are not necessarily unfashionable, yours is. It looks like shit. How queues are supposed to work. 4 You need a shave. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Foodstuff of the Week. View my complete profile. Is she really Spanish?
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Felix for Zosia: May 2012
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Thursday, May 10, 2012. Things Men Don’t Understand (A List for Women to Laugh at and A Guide for Men to Learn From). Vegetables. There are lots of them and they taste delicious. Sometimes, you can eat them WITHOUT MEAT! Cheese. How did that get on the list? High Heels, Makeup and Other Time Consuming and/or Painful Looking Feminine Miscellany. Women just do that shit because other women do it and they don’t want to be told they look weird/fat/butch/ugly etc. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Nothing. I wi...