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Boomm: December 2007
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Personal grooming for dogs. Wait, if they're dogs, is it personal? Isn't it like. canine? Thursday, December 20, 2007. A Singapore man was sentenced to a day in jail and a $7,500 fine for wearing a bikini on an elevator. I'm pretty sure they'd have cut him some slack had it been a beach. What is that, like thong piracy? Is Victoria's Secret getting all MPAA on Singapore? Boomm Was it good for you? Links to this post. I want to have a little chat with the editor of my life, and talk about some changes.
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Boomm: September 2007
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Personal grooming for dogs. Wait, if they're dogs, is it personal? Isn't it like. canine? Saturday, September 29, 2007. A Venezuelan man was pronounced dead after a car accident. The problem is he woke up the moment they started cutting his head open during the autopsy. Now I understand why the Orthodox Jews tend to be so negative about these things. Boomm You don't believe in "false hope", how about "counterfeit" then? Links to this post. Thursday, September 27, 2007. A New York museum will be displayin...
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Boomm: August 2007
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Personal grooming for dogs. Wait, if they're dogs, is it personal? Isn't it like. canine? Wednesday, August 29, 2007. A blind woman hit a hole in one (that's the best thing you can do with golf, other than not playing). It's the first time this happens. In the recorded history of the sport. The craziest thing is that if the woman were able to see, she probably wouldn't even be able to get a paper airplane to fly into a trash can. Life is a weird little thing. Links to this post. Monday, August 27, 2007.
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Boomm: March 2007
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Personal grooming for dogs. Wait, if they're dogs, is it personal? Isn't it like. canine? Friday, March 30, 2007. The first time I tried my pyrokinesis, I wasn't exactly successful. Subsequent attempts have been made with the bag, because the scars scare children and small animals. Boomm A blog for all seasons. Links to this post. Thursday, March 29, 2007. Coming soon, on Boomm! Ten of your favorite bloggers (is that term offensive? Just to start salivating, I can let you know that the first surprise the...
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Boomm: October 2007
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Personal grooming for dogs. Wait, if they're dogs, is it personal? Isn't it like. canine? Monday, October 29, 2007. A man (pictured) was caught having sex with a bicyle. The question on everybody's mind: how? He's been registered as a sex offender, so vehicles in the area can now feel safer. Links to this post. Saturday, October 27, 2007. That's what happens when you have broadband during childhood. Boomm I need to measure my temper, just in case it's short. Links to this post. Friday, October 26, 2007.
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Boomm: In front of the cops
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Personal grooming for dogs. Wait, if they're dogs, is it personal? Isn't it like. canine? Sunday, December 02, 2007. In front of the cops. In a completely irrelevant, but rather symbolic statement, the detective in charge said "Jesus, Mary and the wise men all fell to the ground". According to the forensic unit, Joseph was left standing because he was a badass. Right in front of the cops. One very annoying psychologist commented that the teenage girl's choice of hiding spot spoke of a widespread self est...
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Boomm: Boomm(erchandising)
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Personal grooming for dogs. Wait, if they're dogs, is it personal? Isn't it like. canine? Wednesday, December 12, 2007. Baby's first snide remark. Boomm Baby's first acronym. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). If your home caught on fire, would you rescue. It's Sunday. I decide to rewrite this on a Sunday? I got nothing for this little space here. And I don't really mind all that much. The meaning of Boomm. More blogs in my life. Good girls don't, I do. Everybody cares what I think. Beaten by his wife.
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Boomm: I'm still alive
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Personal grooming for dogs. Wait, if they're dogs, is it personal? Isn't it like. canine? Sunday, December 02, 2007. The Elvis is Alive Museum has been sold. For $8,000 dollars. The exhibition includes photographs, books, FBI files, DNA reports and other stuff that suggests Elvis Presley never died. It's like a cheaper Catholic church with a better soundtrack. Really, don't be shy. Come on. Build me a little something. You know what this means: support the writers or you're getting aids. Good girls don't...
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Boomm: All those gorillas
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Personal grooming for dogs. Wait, if they're dogs, is it personal? Isn't it like. canine? Sunday, December 02, 2007. A pair of reintroduced gorillas have given birth to a baby in Gabon. Gabon is a whole country in Africa, populated by 1.5 million people who make up about 90% of humanity aware there is a country named Gabon. These two new parent gorillas were orphans, whose family was killed by hunters. They were rescued by a wildlife conservation group. What, you didn't know they did that? Condoms have a...
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Boomm: November 2007
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Personal grooming for dogs. Wait, if they're dogs, is it personal? Isn't it like. canine? Sunday, November 25, 2007. Cosmologists (aka: very specialized kind of scientists that study the whole freaking universe) believe that, if quantum theory is correct, we're shortening the lifespan of the universe. I'm officially nominating this for Most Arrogant Scientific Theory of the Year. I think it's eligible for the 2008 awards. Unless there's a scientific strike, of course. There's a town called Hell. Passenge...
