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SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: JOIN US

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SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: 2012. The door to your future. So you've finally come around and seen the light, eh? Well Spog forgives you for taking so long. Now hurry! There's not a moment to lose! Arm yourself to the teeth. Make haste to the nearest manhole and enter the sewer system. If the Deadlights approach avert your gaze. Fire at will. Do not look into the Deadlights! Pray to god we find you before the cops do! Paid for by the Spog Overlord Pact (SOP). Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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Random: Aesop's Jacked Fables

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The Wolf and the Goat. A WOLF saw a Goat feeding at the summit of a steep precipice, where he had no chance of reaching her. He called to her and earnestly begged her to come lower down, lest she fall by some mishap; and he added that the meadows lay where he was standing, and that the herbage was most tender. She replied, "Nice try, you bastard! Go find someone too stupid to avoid you! The Wolf and the Goat (original fable). View the orginal fable. View the jacked fable.

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blurb 1: Aesop's Jacked Fables

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Cried the flea; "whatever happens brings my inevitable destruction.".

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Table of Contents: Aesop's Jacked Fables

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4 The Life of Aesop. 6 The Wolf and the Lamb. 7 The Bat and the Weasels. 8 The Ass and the Grasshopper. 9 The Lion and the Mouse. 10 The Gas-Burner and the Oil Country. 11 The Father and His Sons. 12 The Boy Hunting Locusts. 13 The Cock and the Jewel. 14 The Kingdom of the Lion. 15 The Wolf and the Crane. 16 The Fisherman Piping. 17 Hercules and the Wagoner. 18 The Ants and the Grasshopper. 19 The Traveler and His Dog. 20 The Dog and the Shadow. 21 The Mole and His Mother. 23 The Hare and the Tortoise.

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SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: ABOUT SPOG

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SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: 2012. Spog celebrates his inevitable victory. Know Spog and tremble! Ignorance of Spog will not be considered an excuse. Interview: Getting to know Spog. The History of SPOG (chapter 1): Vietnam. The History of SPOG (chapter 2): Antarctica. Drifting perilously close to the irrelevance that was before Spog. 80 Years of Folley (prequel): Sir Gilmore Scrotland III. 80 Years of Folley (sequel): Gilmore Scrotland IV. Paid for by the Spog Overlord Pact (SOP).

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SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: CONSIDER YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY

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SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: 2012. Rest assured, you are being pointed at. Consider your patriotic duty. In this day and age of shrapnel flying in various directions it is important to remember that the lowest common denominator reigns supreme. This problem has plagued us since the first human carefully placed feces into its own water supply. Then the Egyptians totally fucked up the pyramids. Sadly, it's only been downhill ever since. Well this downward spiral has an end in space and time and its name is SPOG!

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SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: THE WRATH. THE RECKONING. THE GLORY.

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SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: 2012. The Wrath. The Reckoning. The Glory. Any leader worth feeding has to have a vision and they better name it well. Spog not only rises to this challenge but surpasses and destroys it. Much like the "Thousand Points of Light" or "Star Wars" the public details are limited and/or vague, but you can sleep soundly knowing that there IS a plan. The Wrath. The Reckoning. The Glory. The Wrath (vengeance catharsis). The Reckoning (and justice shall flourish). The Glory (long overdue).

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fun-loving jack: 640assembly4

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Underground nobody music. Free to burn, share, link, mix, etc. but no profit allowed. An industrial/techno type track. "We have a deal. We understand each other. More than money has changed hands. We understand each other completely, my friend.". Samples: Elephant Man, old documentaries. Http:/ funlovingjack.com/audio/mp3/funlovingjack-640assembly4.mp3. Page generated in seconds. For fans of simplicity:.

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fun-loving jack: 633somethingwillwork2

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Underground nobody music. Free to burn, share, link, mix, etc. but no profit allowed. 633-2 Something Will Work. Yet another laid back one. Vocoders are our friends. Samples: State Shirt a capella (Up up up etc). Http:/ funlovingjack.com/audio/mp3/funlovingjack-633somethingwillwork2.mp3. Page generated in seconds. For fans of simplicity:.

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fun-loving jack: 631namedbeforewritten

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Underground nobody music. Free to burn, share, link, mix, etc. but no profit allowed. 631 Named Before Written. Very laid back track. Thus begins my wanton abuse of some random Beach Boys a capellas. Samples: Beach Boys a capella. Http:/ funlovingjack.com/audio/mp3/funlovingjack-631namedbeforewritten.mp3. Page generated in seconds. For fans of simplicity:.