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Irene's Scene: December 2006
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Wednesday, December 27, 2006. Make It A Double. Resolution #1: Don't drink Limoncello and champagne on the same evening. Especially after partaking in a Mexican meal. We didn't just ring in New Year's once. We made it a double and celebrated twice. Posted by Irene at 4:31 AM. Wednesday, December 13, 2006. Up on the housetop. Do you like it? I know the legs are a bit slender for Santa. I could only find women's mannequin legs on Ebay. Posted by Irene at 2:17 PM. Friday, December 01, 2006. Fetch me an elf!
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Irene's Scene: September 2006
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Monday, September 25, 2006. Posted by Irene at 5:05 PM. Friday, September 22, 2006. Stick It To Me! Something light and humorous for your Friday. Let's banter about bumper stickers! I LOVE HUNTING.accidents. I LOVE ANIMALS.they're delicious. And my all-time favorite, hands-down. Nothing's funnier. How about you? I'm sure you've spotted some knee-slappers out there. Please share, won't you? And, hey, have yourselves a terrific weekend. Posted by Irene at 1:32 PM. Monday, September 18, 2006. Despite much t...
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Irene's Scene: October 2006
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Tuesday, October 24, 2006. Bringing Back A Seasonal Favorite. Does she think that I will feed her? She menstruates, she dates a boy. Far too old for Almond Joy. Enjoy the Halloween season.). Posted by Irene at 12:22 PM. Wednesday, October 18, 2006. I Like "I Like You". Try "I Like You" by Amy Sedaris. This book has much helpful advice, from gift ideas for a lumberjack to how to clean your vagina. It also is chock-full of delicious recipes. (But be sure to wash your vagina. Posted by Irene at 1:59 PM.
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Irene's Scene: June 2006
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Friday, June 30, 2006. Hello If I've been remiss in posting, it is because I have been caught up in the extensive preparations for my role as Godmother this weekend. Suburban Warrior's offspring shall, at long last, be welcomed into the fold. Rejoice and be glad! To work on my appearance. The Mach II is at the ready. In cultural news, I'd like to comment on a good theatrical performance. Earlier this week the Handyman and I saw "Spamalot! May you and yours have a delightful Fourth. Friday, June 23, 2006.
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Irene's Scene: August 2006
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Sunday, August 27, 2006. I Am The Wind Beneath His Wings. Did you hear that speech? I wish you all could have been fleas on the wall over here at the rambler when, 1) he won; 2) he delivered a riotous acceptance speech and 3)gave a shout out to sissy, dubbing me "HILARIOUS." Next year I'm hoping he will invite me to accompany his bad bald self. I will be red-carpet-ready w/the implants riding high. Posted by Irene at 7:25 PM. Sunday, August 20, 2006. A Very Special Triathlon. Posted by Irene at 5:18 PM.
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Irene's Scene: February 2007
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Wednesday, February 28, 2007. At the moment, I have a small glass of brandy by my side. Brandy, you say? You're a fine girl. What a good wife you would be. Brandy? But that's all boring. Where's the excitement? What has Irene been up to that really is of any interest? OK I'll tell you. Irene and the Handyman spent the weekend in the Big Apple and were lucky enough to be part of the SNL live audience again. Very much fun. Very little sleep. Speaking of sleep, what's on Irene's nightstand? On the nightstan...
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Irene's Scene: March 2007
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Saturday, March 24, 2007. The Big Bad Wolf. Who's afraid of the Great Wolf Lodge, the Great Wolf Lodge, the Great Wolf Lodge? Well, I am because I am about the hairiest beast you've ever laid eyes on and in less than 24 hours, my family and I will be enjoying a brief stay at the renowned Great Wolf Lodge for some good old-fashioned water play. If only I could seek shelter under a red hood while I'm there. But alas, a far cry from Little Red, my limbs truly resemble those of the villainous wolf. Have othe...
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Irene's Scene: January 2007
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Monday, January 22, 2007. Sweet Dreams Are Not Made Of This. I have been wanting to speak out about this book for awhile. What kind of parent drives a pickup with an extension ladder to break into her grown son's home in the middle of the night? Very disturbing indeed. In conclusion, a good vibrator is better on the nightstand than this book.any night of the week. Posted by Irene at 7:40 PM. Wednesday, January 17, 2007. If only I were loved warts and all. You are so mean! Have a dandy one! But I tell you...
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Irene's Scene: November 2006
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006. Gobble, gobble," from Irene. So long absent from the scene. The time to blog is scarce these days. No time for lounging in my chaise. My "to-do" list is like a scroll. Afraid the stress would take a toll. I found an on-line Boggle site. A chance to show the world my might! A humbling move, I must admit. I'm not so good. I feel like shit. Those wordsmiths out in Cyberspace. Have put a frown upon my face. Thanksgiving tidings to you all. Enjoy your tender Butterball.
