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Disparate Housewives: He is That Guy

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Same shit, different wives. Wednesday, August 23, 2006. He is That Guy. Well, this is my somewhat inaugaral post. The first that I'm putting up myself instead of getting Penelope to do it for me. The husband, Packrat. Felt I would feel truly at home on this blog and he's quite right. And I'm posting it because, really, the guy I married, even though he annoys the heck out of me at times and ignores me. So here's an ode to him. You are the boy who grew up to play games every week with fellow boys. You are...

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Disparate Housewives: I'm not even the First Wife

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Same shit, different wives. Wednesday, August 16, 2006. I'm not even the First Wife. This afternoon, I turn round to ask Packrat. Something. Then I walk out of the room. When I come back, he's still talking. I look around puzzled, there's no one else in the room, who is he talking to? Me: Who are you talking to? Me: But I wasn't in the room. Me: You mean you thought I was in the room, even though I stood up and walked out of the room? Me: So you didn't even know that I was gone? And also how my being an ...

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Disparate Housewives: My husband, Miss Universe.

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Same shit, different wives. Wednesday, August 30, 2006. My husband, Miss Universe. She walked into the spare room to find him pulling out clothes from their dry cleaning bags. What in the world are you doing? She demanded to know. Getting out my suit." he replied with his head still stuck in the cupboard. But these are our formal clothes. Hey.that's your wedding suit! She exclaimed with realisation dawning on her slowly. Yup, I'm wearing it tonight! But it's not your wedding! Posted by Ondine at 5:21 PM.

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Disparate Housewives: Mom and the President

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Same shit, different wives. Tuesday, August 22, 2006. Mom and the President. Three major events struck me yesterday. Mom called to ask me to plan her vacation in Europe, which she intends to take after attending our wedding there. The thing is, when mom ASKS, she isn't really asking. She's demanding in a passive-aggressive fashion, as most mothers are wont to do. What she's REALLY saying is this. Ya Major panic. Again. So to the second event. 2 PRESIDENT BUSH HOLDS PRESS CONFERENCE ON UN RESOLUTION.

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Disparate Housewives: My Husband, Capitaine Caveman.

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Same shit, different wives. Friday, September 01, 2006. My Husband, Capitaine Caveman. Of all the Frenchmen ooh-la-laing the world with their sexy accents, their baguettes, their eau de parfums, and their reputation for immaculate taste in attiring themselves, I pick the one Frenchman completely oblivious to the fine art of dressing up, AND down, properly. That was 2 years ago. And since then, there have been improvements. And there it was. The faded. Grey Hard Rock Cafe Bali t-shirt. His occasion. M...

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Disparate Housewives: happy family

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Same shit, different wives. Monday, October 09, 2006. Apologies for the dry spell. I've been away for some time and as you would have it, September was a month for everyone here to get cracking at playing wife, teacher, friend, mother, candlestick maker. But let's hope that we'll see a rebirth of the blog this fall. Diva, just contact me or direct any questions you have to the chatbox on the left here, and one (or all) of us will help address them. Welcome to Disparate Housewives! He is That Guy. This is...

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Disparate Housewives: October 2006

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Same shit, different wives. Monday, October 09, 2006. Apologies for the dry spell. I've been away for some time and as you would have it, September was a month for everyone here to get cracking at playing wife, teacher, friend, mother, candlestick maker. But let's hope that we'll see a rebirth of the blog this fall. Diva, just contact me or direct any questions you have to the chatbox on the left here, and one (or all) of us will help address them. Welcome to Disparate Housewives! 2 people give a sh*t.

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Disparate Housewives: My greatest fear right now

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Same shit, different wives. Wednesday, July 12, 2006. My greatest fear right now. Pip's question a couple of days ago on the bulletin board got me thinking. I reckon the biggest thing in my life that I'm deadly afraid of is. losing it. Losing my edge, my personality, my ability to do my job. So I have left my job back home, to come and be a supportive spouse in a new country. It's only for a year, but wow, the adjustment has been harder than I thought it would be. Gah, just two months ago, I would have r...

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Disparate Housewives: Neav: 0

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Same shit, different wives. Thursday, August 17, 2006. Lost a battle on Monday. Here I was preparing the spuds (the troops) and planning the ultimate weapon (peranakan bai ponteh). and feeling completely in control. I was humming in the kitchen, examining the bottle of tau cheo, chopping up garlic. It's allll goood - I had thought. This, I had thought, would be a greal meal! And a healthy serving of veg. served up spicy with some hae bi hiam. Mr N would come home from work and ta-daaaah. At the same time...