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Broken Controller: 09/01/2004 - 10/01/2004
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Score One for the Human Race! Score Nothing for the Zim. Thingy. Race. Oh brother. I made a trip to a few electronics stores today to purchase a replacement power cord for the laptop only to be told I need to order it specifically from the manufacturer. Horseshit! Is it too much to ask for them to have an AC adaptor with an output of 19 V and 2.4 A handy? They never have what I specifically come in for, and instead tempt me with rows and racks of product of which I have no need! But for now I must depart...
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Broken Controller: Your Stinging Velvet Arms
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Your Stinging Velvet Arms. Hmmm I think I should start working on some of this. Tomorrow. Yeah. For now, I'm going to wallow in my misery. This almost never happens on my blog. Yeah, that was a good one! It's back to being Ol' Lonesome Joel. Dammit! Now I have no one to watch Kids in the Hall and Mr. Show with, and my cats are thoroughly sick of every episode. Where does that leave me? A pox on Dane Lutz and his heathen need for money! As for the rest? Well, I don't think I can put it into words. But...
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Broken Controller: 05/01/2004 - 06/01/2004
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Our Names on a Marquee. Our Names on a Marquee. Sigh Why do I bother? Nobody returns my e-mails, nobody returns my phone calls. I'm watching the molecules slowly break off from my arm, transform into information, and drift away on electromagnetic waves. Slowly the rest of my body will follow suit. My consciousness will glide away until my lidless eyes close and I fade from existence. Banged out by Joel at 5/29/2004 12:23:00 AM. A Day in the Life. 10:15 am - Breakfast! 10:30 am - Daytime T.V! 2:00 pm - If...
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Broken Controller: Hello, Allison!
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Sigh Does it get any better than a song about a love-sick convenience store clerk? Anyhoo, I'm back at work after three days off; and as you can imagine, I'm as giddy as can be. Really! Stop laughing at me! You guys are sucky bastards. Bah! However, I've noticed a lot of sullen faces coming to the counter this afternoon, and I find that disturbing. I mean, it's Monday! There was some light snowfall this morning! How can it get any better than that? For that matter, Billy Zane's cameo. Oh, and just to let...
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Broken Controller: Prosaic Putridosity
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Before I start, I'd just like to say that After School Knife Fight. Has beaten out Rival Schools. In the category of My Favorite Band Name Utilizing the Word School. And on that note I'd like to continue by saying that Xiu Xiu. S Brian the Vampire is the best song title I've ever heard. Oh, and just to let you know, I haven't actually heard any of those bands. The archetypes never change, they just wear different clothes. Banged out by Joel at 9/13/2004 03:15:00 PM. Welcome to the last blog of your life!
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Broken Controller: 03/01/2005 - 04/01/2005
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The Future Is Now. All right, people! The Blog has moved! To see new posts you've gotta go here: broken.psychodanceparty.net. That's right, a person of towering virtue has deemed it fruitful to host me! I'll keep this BlogSpot address set up until all of you beautiful people have updated your links. Better hurry, though; you're only getting a grace period of two years. Banged out by Joel at 3/22/2005 12:31:00 AM. Welcome to the last blog of your life! The 52nd Post Spectacular! The Future Is Now.
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Broken Controller: Behind the Candy
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After all, what's the well-being of your employees compared to the opportunity to wrest change from the sweaty hands of children and warp their fragile minds in the process? Yes, that's right, warp their fragile minds. Seriously, have you taken a walk through a candy aisle, lately? The tawdriness on display is fucking unbelievable! Push Pop and Flash Pop. Why can't kids leave their dad alone? What the hell is this, some kind of tantric sex cry? Look at the messages being sent to children! Next thing you ...
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Broken Controller: Brevity is the Soul of Twit
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Brevity is the Soul of Twit. Remember that part in X-Men 2 when Wolverine and the kids jacked Cyclop's car to make their getaway from Stryker? And when they turned on the stereo, 'N Sync came blaring out? Yeah, that was pretty funny. Banged out by Joel at 9/14/2004 01:57:00 PM. Welcome to the last blog of your life! The 52nd Post Spectacular! The Art of the Deal. The Sequel Nobody Demanded. Rum in the Jungle. Ghostwritten by Michael Chabon. Not Ripping Off Jhonen Vasquez Since May 2004!
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Broken Controller: Indecent Disclosure
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Banged out by Joel at 9/19/2004 11:13:00 PM. Welcome to the last blog of your life! The 52nd Post Spectacular! Your Stinging Velvet Arms. Brevity is the Soul of Twit. The Art of the Deal. The Sequel Nobody Demanded. Rum in the Jungle. Ghostwritten by Michael Chabon. A Reference Center for the Intellectually Omniverous. I've clearly lost my mind. it's all good.". Apparently, some people don't think orthographic prescriptivism makes a very interesting debate topic.". All Timmers, all the time.".
