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Home Is Where The Fart Is | zeenike
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I tell a good story, come on in and listen. Home Is Where The Fart Is. February 20, 2015. Before I start let me state that I am not married, have never been. In fact I am in no way qualified to speak on this matter. But who ever let that stop them from giving unsolicited advice on Social Media? Does the, as it were, rubbing of a partner’s nose in our noxious fumes somehow proclaim our love? After careful consideration I arrived at a negative. But! Because it isn’t considerate? Filed under My Thoughts.
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On Meatballs | zeenike
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I tell a good story, come on in and listen. May 8, 2015. So a few months back I took a trip. What was supposed to have been a weekend trip finally became 10 days. And as you can imagine I came back to a number of unfortunate occurrences in my flat. And one of such is the basis of today’s musings. I looked. And what did I find? The meatballs were alive! So, why did I tell you this story, you ask? Here’s why. Because the event got me thinking. Think about it, those creepies on my meatballs pr...8221; Maybe...
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Their Problems | zeenike
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I tell a good story, come on in and listen. March 24, 2015. My friend comes to me with all her problems. She calls me up at midnight when she fights with her boyfriend not giving a hoot that I live half a world and six hours in time zones away. When the phone rings at ungodly hours I let out a groan, heave a sigh, remind myself that I am single and so must ALWAYS subtly side with the boyfriend and then I pick up the phone. No, I don’t mind that you woke me ,. Oh yes, you were definitely right ,. You are ...
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A Child was Born | zeenike
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I tell a good story, come on in and listen. A Child was Born. April 13, 2015. A child was born, we celebrated. Earlier today a saw a photograph of a man who was burned alive in South Africa because he was a foreigner. On the day his mother gave birth to him people celebrated. Why? Because a life that had the potential to end so tragically had just started? Or because a man and a woman could now proudly answer that elite title – parents? At least his parents did not die childless. Filed under My Thoughts.
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zeenike | I tell a good story, come on in and listen. | Page 2
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I tell a good story, come on in and listen. November 4, 2014. Nkiru my love,. I know I am the last person you want to hear from but please let me explain. If the time we spent together meant anything to you just give me this minute. Don’t worry, I’m not here to plead my innocence, when I close my eyes I can still see you standing there quietly in the dusk as I left with another woman. But I had my reasons. Read the rest of this entry →. Will You Be My Muse? October 23, 2014. Will you be my muse? Hi, mes ...
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Why I Why | zeenike
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I tell a good story, come on in and listen. July 18, 2015. So I’ve been asked why I question stuff so much, why I want to know the Why behind everything I’ve been taught. In fact, a few days back someone who has decided he’s now my father’s mate went as far as to ask me “So you think you are now so wise that you would question…”, I didn’t hear the rest. Anyway, to explain the Why behind my Whys I’ll tell a story someone once told me. 8220;So what will happen if I cook the fowl with it’s limbs and h...
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A Soothing Beverage | zeenike
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I tell a good story, come on in and listen. May 14, 2015. Tea or coffee, sir? He finally turns to her, looking up with weary, sad eyes and she immediately feels guilty for yelling. Tea or coffee, sir? She asks more softly. He’s one of the good ones, and heaven knows, you don’t come across the good ones very often in this line of work. No sir, you don’t. Air hostesses don’t have it as glamorous as the movies say, so when they come across a nice passenger they treat him right. Tea or coffee, sir? Ten years...
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I tell a good story, come on in and listen. I live to read. And sometimes tell a story. July 18, 2015. So I’ve been asked why I question stuff so much, why I want to know the Why behind everything I’ve been taught. In fact, a few days back someone who has decided he’s now my father’s mate went as far as to ask me “So you think you are now so wise that you would question…”, I didn’t hear the rest. Anyway, to explain the Why behind my Whys I’ll tell a story someone once told me. May 14, 2015. May 8, 2015.
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Aside | zeenike
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I tell a good story, come on in and listen. November 20, 2014. On Friday evening they called me aside. 8220;Bimpe, you need to step it up a notch”, they said. “You don’t look like you try hard enough. You should use more makeup and do your nails and wear, like, four inch heels. You’d totally look good in a weave and you could do with a pushup bra. And it’s a sin to hide those legs, girl, please DO get a shorter skirt! Filed under My Thoughts. I live to read. And sometimes tell a story. 3 responses ».
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Orthography | zeenike
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I tell a good story, come on in and listen. April 12, 2015. I have many memories from childhood. Some good, some I’ve modified to make good and some why-the-hell-do-I-even-remember-that? Here is one of the latter. I looked on as she spelled the word and in all of my 6 year old wisdom couldn’t for the life of me comprehend why a word pronounced that way was spelled with a double O. What insanity was this? Well, what the hell did she know? I live to read. And sometimes tell a story. One response ». Enter y...