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Limbless Jack's Blog: January 2011
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Well dear readers It. Has finally happened, I am officially sponsored by Gentleman Jack! Loved by cheap whiskey drinkers everywhere, Jack Daniels has decided to break into a new demographic. When Daniels was looking for a spokesman for their new line, they wanted something in the line with the Dois Equis ads. Enter Limbless Jack. These are some of the ads that will be hitting bench seats around the world! If you are a company looking for Limbless Jack, just contact me at through the comments page.
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Limbless Jack's Blog: November 2010
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Advert your eyes fair children and gentle ladies for what you will see here is nothing more than the most insane pictures you'll ever lay eyes upon! From the minds of psychopaths who only get sexually aroused through scaring themselves, I bring you porn clowns.(gasps, howls and a kazoo). Where most people find themselves completely flaccid (happens to women too, right? At the sight of the most terrifying thing on earth, others can only get off on it! Did you see the movie It? Mary the Fairy Clown. Subscr...
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Limbless Jack's Blog: June 2011
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Ecause I can't get you out of my mind! Learn-ed by Limbless Jack. Learn-ed by Limbless Jack. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I will Respectively not Listen to Reason. View my complete profile. All Out On Muni. Cooking With Mary Bartlett. Ringo, have a banana!
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Limbless Jack's Blog: For Boston
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Ecause I can't get you out of my mind! Learn-ed by Limbless Jack. شركة عزل خزانات بالدمام. شركة عزل خزانات بالخبر. شركة كشف تسربات المياة بالدمام. شركة كشف تسربات المياة بالخبر. شركة تسليك مجاري بالدمام. شركة تسليك مجاري بالخبر. شركة عزل اسطح بالدمام. شركة عزل اسطح بالخبر. شركة تنظيف خزانات بالدمام. شركة تنظيف خزانات بالخبر. شركة تنظيف منازل بالدمام. شركة تنظيف منازل بالخير. شركة مكافحة النمل الابيض بالدمام. شركة مكافحة النمل الابيض بالخبر. شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام. شركة مكافحة حشرات بالخبر.
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Limbless Jack's Blog: January 2012
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So where we gonna do this? Yeah, $10,000 sound good? Make it $12,000 and we have got a deal.". OK, your guy will be at the place we discussed.". Yep, but what about the bag? Well in the movies they always have the same bag.". I think we should discuss which bag we are gonna get". I am not shelling out for a nice bag, this is costing me too much already.". OK, OK, I'm going to amazon right now, I will buy you one too. What's your address? What the hell is wrong with you, I am not giving you my address!
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Limbless Jack's Blog: Bath Music
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Ver been in the bath or shower and thought why isn't there an album just dedicated to me cleaning myself? Why hasn't Now That's What I Call Music made a mix tape that fixes my needs of grooving out while showering? Well now you can with Now That's What I Bathing Music. Ince ancient times humans have loved to get funky in hot water and with new technologies you can get funky without anyone else. Ere are some samples of Now That's What I Bathing Music:. Utkast - So Fresh, So Clean. Nd Much Much More! Cooki...
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Limbless Jack's Blog: The Drop
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So where we gonna do this? Yeah, $10,000 sound good? Make it $12,000 and we have got a deal.". OK, your guy will be at the place we discussed.". Yep, but what about the bag? Well in the movies they always have the same bag.". I think we should discuss which bag we are gonna get". I am not shelling out for a nice bag, this is costing me too much already.". OK, OK, I'm going to amazon right now, I will buy you one too. What's your address? What the hell is wrong with you, I am not giving you my address!
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Limbless Jack's Blog: April 2011
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Learn-ed by Limbless Jack. Ired of the conversation at hand? Annoyed at a whole nation bringing up shit about your rule? Fed up with not having others talk about yourself? Well have no fear! There is a new style of speech that will help you talk about you with others. Just start all your conversation changers with the words "Speaking of which" and then say something like, "I don't remember the last time I went to an Olive Garden! Viola, you are back at the center of topic. Learn-ed by Limbless Jack.
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Limbless Jack's Blog: July 2010
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Learn-ed by Limbless Jack. Stump: Where is He Now? When I met stump, I thought man that kid was going places.I was only 9, but an excellent judge of character. Sadly his career didn't take off after Angry Beavers ended. We don't know where stump is now, but this is a petition to get him back on the television! Who the hell is stump? I am sure some of my dear readers are asking, well wikipedia says,. That Norbert met. He introduced Stump to the other creatures of the. In the episode,. B-actor, Barry Bear.
