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Funny Quotes Cool Funny Quotes Short Funny Quotes Sayings. A Collection of the Best Funny Quotes. Wednesday, June 3, 2009. Emo Love Quotes and sad sayings. Here are some emo love quotes which are sick and about dying for love mostly. EMo knows no pain of the body because they are so hurt in the heart and they are so in sad love and these emo love quotes sing out to all the sad emo souls out there. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else in return.". It hurts so bad". But stil...
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Funny Quotes | Cool Funny Quotes | Short Funny Quotes | Sayings: Action Quotes
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Funny Quotes Cool Funny Quotes Short Funny Quotes Sayings. A Collection of the Best Funny Quotes. Thursday, May 22, 2008. Some Funny Action Quotes. Between saying and doing many a pair of shoes is worn out. There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems. Mohandas K. Gandhi. There ar...
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Funny Quotes | Cool Funny Quotes | Short Funny Quotes | Sayings: Funny Children Quotes
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Funny Quotes Cool Funny Quotes Short Funny Quotes Sayings. A Collection of the Best Funny Quotes. Monday, October 11, 2010. These are some Funny Quotes about Children. Enjoy. A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.
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Funny Quotes | Cool Funny Quotes | Short Funny Quotes | Sayings: Funny Change Quotes
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Funny Quotes Cool Funny Quotes Short Funny Quotes Sayings. A Collection of the Best Funny Quotes. Sunday, October 11, 2009. These are are some funny quotes about Changes. There is nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction. Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine. Robert C. Gallagher. Never swap horses crossing a stream. The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. Very often a change of self is needed more than a change of scene. John A. Simone, Sr.
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Funny Quotes | Cool Funny Quotes | Short Funny Quotes | Sayings: Funny Christmas Quotes
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Funny Quotes Cool Funny Quotes Short Funny Quotes Sayings. A Collection of the Best Funny Quotes. Saturday, October 2, 2010. SOme funny christmas quotes as the Christmas is only a couple months away. Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there would have been no gifts. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included. There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.
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Funny Quotes | Cool Funny Quotes | Short Funny Quotes | Sayings: Some more Alcohol Quotes
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Funny Quotes Cool Funny Quotes Short Funny Quotes Sayings. A Collection of the Best Funny Quotes. Saturday, March 22, 2008. Some more Alcohol Quotes. Some More Alcohol Quotes. One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. James Thurber. If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult. P.J. O'Rourke. I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill. Alway...
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Funny Quotes | Cool Funny Quotes | Short Funny Quotes | Sayings: Funny Boredom Quotes
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Funny Quotes Cool Funny Quotes Short Funny Quotes Sayings. A Collection of the Best Funny Quotes. Tuesday, September 28, 2010. These are some funny quotes. Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror. Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom. Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Funny Quotes Cool Funny Quotes Short Funny Quotes Sayings. A Collection of the Best Funny Quotes. Tuesday, April 22, 2008. These are some of my favorite advice quotes. Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to follow it. Edna St. Vincent Millay. It is more easy to be wise for others than for ourselves. FranÁois Duc de La Rochefoucauld. Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry. Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. The best advice is ...
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Funny Quotes | Cool Funny Quotes | Short Funny Quotes | Sayings: Age Quotes
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Funny Quotes Cool Funny Quotes Short Funny Quotes Sayings. A Collection of the Best Funny Quotes. Thursday, May 15, 2008. Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man. Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. George Bernard Shaw. It is so comic to hear oneself called old, even at ninety I suppose! I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience. Old age is fifteen years older than I am. None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. Copy the...
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Funny Quotes | Cool Funny Quotes | Short Funny Quotes | Sayings: Funny Alcohol Quotes
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Funny Quotes Cool Funny Quotes Short Funny Quotes Sayings. A Collection of the Best Funny Quotes. Friday, March 21, 2008. Here are some funny quotes on alcohol, not the chemistry lab kind but the drinking kind, but of course you only expected that :). I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. Raymond Chandler. One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. Lady Astor. I feel sorry for people who do...