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Twin Spin: What a Ride

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Monday, March 29, 2010. After 8 ½ long, grueling years Bernice finally became a citizen last week. And what better way to celebrate becoming an American than by riding to your own party in the most obscene, jacked up, gas-guzzling car of all time? The ride was only about an hour long but it was the best hour of all time. And we have the videos to prove it. (See previous blog entry.). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). YOUR TEAM OF THE DAY. Your World's Worst Comb-Over Team. Subscribe To Twin Spin.

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Twin Spin: Teed Off

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Saturday, November 14, 2009. Today our girlfriends are playing in the 9th Annual Swizzle Inn Hussy Golf Tournament. The only requirements to play in this classy affair are fifty bucks, a decent set of clubs and a va-jay-jay. Despite having all of those things, we have chosen not to play for one all-important reason: Golf is fucking hard! Countless dreadful Saturdays spent plucking balls from water hazards and backyard patios did nothing to improve our skills—or our attitudes. YOUR TEAM OF THE DAY. Hi We'...

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Twin Spin: September 2009

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Sunday, September 27, 2009. If given the choice, a cat will always—ALWAYS—throw up on the carpet instead of the tile. And here’s the proof. Wednesday, September 16, 2009. The Joy of Twin. When you grow up as a twin, there are certain things you just get used to. Like the glassy-eyed stares, audible whispers and brazen finger pointing. For God’s sake people, we’re not Siamese. 8220;Can you read each other’s minds? 8220;You wouldn’t happen to be twin. And my personal favorite:. 8220;Are you two lovers?

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Twin Spin: Stuck on you

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Monday, May 24, 2010. We’re the kind of twins who are always together. We finish each other’s sentences. We finish each other’s drinks. Sometimes we do both at the same time, which occasionally comes out garbled. It all started in the womb. For eight and a half months we were intertwined. Then one day, Shelly left. Our first thoughts were, “Blessed solitude! 8221; Immediately followed by, “This isn’t going to work.” Six minutes later we were reunited. All was right with the world. Jenny moves to Mesa.

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Twin Spin: What a view

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Monday, March 1, 2010. It isn't every day you get to see the St. Louis Arch quite like this. March 2, 2010 at 10:52 AM. 1) East St. Louis is ALWAYS best seen from a distance and with a cop. 2) St Louis is a pretty city . did you get a chance to see the line running from east to west in the City that marks South from North (thranslation - Black STL from White STL)? This is town - calling it a city is just too nice - that needs diversity training. Aint gonna happen . and that is sad. YOUR TEAM OF THE DAY.

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Twin Spin: Charzie Rocks The Limo

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Monday, March 29, 2010. Charzie Rocks The Limo. Eat your heart out, Lady Ga Ga. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). YOUR TEAM OF THE DAY. Your World's Worst Comb-Over Team. Subscribe To Twin Spin. 4960 that’s our old address. old. old residence. the old house. our first home. as in past tense. it’s no longer ours. it’s someone else’s home now. and a. Two Quality Scottsdale Homes Priced at Rock Bottom. View my complete profile. Charzie Rocks The Limo. Our Brother-in-Law is a Superhero.

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Twin Spin: March 2010

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Monday, March 29, 2010. After 8 ½ long, grueling years Bernice finally became a citizen last week. And what better way to celebrate becoming an American than by riding to your own party in the most obscene, jacked up, gas-guzzling car of all time? The ride was only about an hour long but it was the best hour of all time. And we have the videos to prove it. (See previous blog entry.). Charzie Rocks The Limo. Eat your heart out, Lady Ga Ga. Monday, March 1, 2010. Our Brother-in-Law is a Superhero. We took ...

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Twin Spin: July 2009

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009. Thank you sweet Dee. My dog, Ellen Dee, passed away last week from intestinal cancer. She was two months shy of her eighth birthday. But until last night, when a friend sent me a quote that helped her get through the days and weeks following the loss of her beloved cat, Puddin’, I didn’t truly realize the real gift Ellen gave me. The quote said:. Thursday, July 23, 2009. Mind you, she performed this marvelous trick without a shirt on, not because she was an exhibitionist per se,...

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Twin Spin: August 2009

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009. Answering the Call of the Wild. After years of silent struggle, I am finally coming out of the closet as a lesbian . . . who HATES camping. Yet, for the past three years, I’ve hauled a tent, air mattress, sleeping bag and two gallons of rum deep into the woods to hang with 3,500 of my closest friends. Why in the world would she do this, you ask? Or clothing-optional, vagina-rific, koombayah tambourine medleys around a fire pit. Friday, August 21, 2009. Friday, August 14, 2009.

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Twin Spin: Puppy Love

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Saturday, June 26, 2010. I can hardly believe it’s been a year since my boy Edgar was diagnosed with lung cancer. (You hear that, kids? One morning last June he just started coughing. By the afternoon, there was blood in it. An x-ray of his chest revealed a baseball-sized tumor in one of his lungs. Immediate surgery was the only option. At least, the only option I was willing to consider. June 28, 2010 at 2:33 PM. What a good boy : ) xoxo edgar! July 8, 2010 at 11:00 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).