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chrisnull.com » Blog Archive » Overheard at the Cub Scout Trash Pickup Event
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Christopher Null, writer. Laquo; Texas Monthly. Why Not Take a Whole Hour? Overheard at the Cub Scout Trash Pickup Event. Written by Christopher Null on May 29th, 2014. 8220;Ew, don’t pick that up. It’s got AIDS on it.”. The AIDSy item in question was a spent Q-tip.). Click here to cancel reply. Email (will not be published) *. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Christopher Null – About the Author – Clips/Writing Samples. Christopher Null – Head Shots 2012.
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chrisnull.com » Blog Archive » International Shipping
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Christopher Null, writer. Laquo; If George Lucas Cut the New Star Wars Trailer…. Saline Solution, $100 an Ounce. Written by Christopher Null on January 1st, 2015. So UPS, let me get this straight. Someone ships an express worldwide package — 58 pounds — to Ghana, Africa, using my UPS account number, but from an origin that’s about 2,000 miles away from where I live. The bill for the shipping is over $1,000. I almost never ship anything, let alone anything to Africa. Posted in abject failure.
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Christopher Null, writer. Now browsing by category. OK, But I Like It More Than It Likes Me. Friday, April 1st, 2016. No you hang up first. Posted in delusions of grandeur. I Call This Photo “The Stalker”. Monday, November 9th, 2015. Monday, November 2nd, 2015. Posted in delusions of grandeur. Thursday, January 1st, 2015. So UPS, let me get this straight. You don’t see anything just a little bit odd about that scenario? Posted in abject failure. Saturday, April 26th, 2014. Choose Your Own Adventure.
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chrisnull.com » Blog Archive » Following the Rules
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Christopher Null, writer. Laquo; Tattoos = Art. Written by Christopher Null on March 20th, 2015. The kids aren’t supposed to put “empty” food packages back in the cupboards, so (look closely)…. Posted in abject failure. Click here to cancel reply. Email (will not be published) *. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Christopher Null – About the Author – Clips/Writing Samples. Christopher Null – Head Shots 2012. Facebook (public Fan page). Follow me on Twitter.
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chrisnull.com » Blog Archive » Texas Monthly
http://chrisnull.com/2014/04/26/texas-monthly
Christopher Null, writer. Laquo; Ho Ho Ho. Overheard at the Cub Scout Trash Pickup Event. Written by Christopher Null on April 26th, 2014. What I’ve learned in the last year of reading Texas’s premiere “lifestyle” magazine: Lots and lots of people have been horribly murdered in Texas over the last thirty years, and virtually none of the people incarcerated (or executed) for the crimes have been guilty. So, where are all the real killers? Click here to cancel reply. Email (will not be published) *.
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chrisnull.com » Blog Archive » April Fool
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Christopher Null, writer. Laquo; Following the Rules. New Frontiers in Vandalism. Written by Christopher Null on April 1st, 2015. Is it just me or are the April Fools’ Day pranks of today getting entirely tiresome? I think it’s because the internet makes it too easy to pull them off. How about painting the Golden Gate Bridge blue or releasing a herd of cows inside City Hall? Now that’s a prank, people. I can’t tell if Eater even got the joke…). Posted in abject failure. Click here to cancel reply.
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chrisnull.com » Blog Archive » Strangest Thing in My Son’s Halloween Bag Last Night
http://chrisnull.com/2014/11/01/strangest-thing-in-my-sons-halloween-bag-last-night
Christopher Null, writer. Laquo; PG&E, This Is Ridiculous. If George Lucas Cut the New Star Wars Trailer…. Strangest Thing in My Son’s Halloween Bag Last Night. Written by Christopher Null on November 1st, 2014. Dixie cup filled with Froot Loops cereal. OK then. Posted in abject failure. Click here to cancel reply. Email (will not be published) *. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Christopher Null – About the Author – Clips/Writing Samples. Follow me on Twitter.
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chrisnull.com » abject failure
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Christopher Null, writer. Now browsing by category. Wednesday, June 1st, 2016. Everything you ever wanted to know. About RC Cola (and why it never became popular). Still my favorite soda… though I don’t even drink Coke any more…. Posted in abject failure. Dad Joke Doesn’t Work Out. Monday, February 1st, 2016. Me: Hey kids, look, a flock of cows! Zoe (13): Brown cows! Me: Uh, yeah, a flock of cows! Zoe: Yeah, brown cows! Beckett (9): It’s not flock. Me: Yeah, flock of cows! Beckett: Flock is for birds.
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chrisnull.com » Blog Archive » If George Lucas Cut the New Star Wars Trailer…
http://chrisnull.com/2014/12/01/if-george-lucas-cut-the-new-star-wars-trailer
Christopher Null, writer. Laquo; Strangest Thing in My Son’s Halloween Bag Last Night. If George Lucas Cut the New Star Wars Trailer…. Written by Christopher Null on December 1st, 2014. The lightsaber bit had me LOLing. Posted in delusions of grandeur. Click here to cancel reply. Email (will not be published) *. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Christopher Null – About the Author – Clips/Writing Samples. Christopher Null – Head Shots 2012. Follow me on Twitter.
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chrisnull.com » Blog Archive » PG&E, This Is Ridiculous
http://chrisnull.com/2014/10/07/pge-this-is-ridiculous
Christopher Null, writer. Laquo; Plastic Bags Illegal in All California Supermarkets. Strangest Thing in My Son’s Halloween Bag Last Night. PG&E, This Is Ridiculous. Written by Christopher Null on October 7th, 2014. Dear Valued Customer,. Your energy statement(s) for Pacific Gas and Electric Company (PG&E) is attached and ready to be paid. You may pay your bill within the secure PDF* by following the easy steps below:. Select Pay Now button. Accept any Adobe security settings, if applicable. You are rece...
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