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Le cul entre les deux chaises. An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures. There are a few regular and semi-regular features on this blog. Here you can find all those posts in a big list (instead of having to scroll through the tag results page). Posts are listed with the most recent first. 8212; an examination of the same thing in multiple languages. Lunch / comida / déjeuner. Verano / summer / été / estiu. Gos / dog / perro / chien. Box / caja / boîte.
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The end of posts as you know it | Le cul entre les deux chaises
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Le cul entre les deux chaises. An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures. The end of posts as you know it. September 1, 2014. By le cul en rows. If you are seeing this page, this blog has run out of scheduled posts. Most likely, some kind of technical problem like my ISP’s apparent hatred of me. In the meantime, click here for a random post. Click to email (Opens in new window). Share on Facebook (Opens in new window). Author: le cul en rows. Come on Le C...
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Bested by Science | Le cul entre les deux chaises
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Le cul entre les deux chaises. An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures. September 4, 2014. By le cul en rows. What this means for you, dear reader, is that I may be occasionally posting stuff, but not every weekday because I just can’t handle it. All month long, I was collecting ideas and storing away facts to share with you, so the content is in my brain, just not yet on a virtual page. Click to email (Opens in new window). Tags: I don't have science.
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INT. PRET-A-MANGER, CENTRAL PARIS — DAY | Le cul entre les deux chaises
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Le cul entre les deux chaises. An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures. INT PRET-A-MANGER, CENTRAL PARIS — DAY. June 24, 2014. By le cul en rows. Not this exact P*A*M, but it’s a chain so, close enough. Enters the UK-based fancy sandwich shop. And heads straight to the cold case and grabs a New York Bloomer. Loves a good meat on wheat with cornichons. GIRL. Goes to the drink station and liberates a ginger beer, heading for the counter. Yep, this is all.
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And we’re back! | Le cul entre les deux chaises
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Le cul entre les deux chaises. An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures. And we’re back! September 9, 2013. By le cul en rows. The red light means I’m in HELL. It turns out that even the Internet takes August off in France. (Actually, a Norwegian pickpocket. Is to blame for my off-the-grid status, but the story’s almost too silly to be believed, so I won’t go into it now.). Who yell “And we’re baaaaaaack! Click to email (Opens in new window). I’ve ...
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Euro Adapter: Americans at Notre-Dame | Le cul entre les deux chaises
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Le cul entre les deux chaises. An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures. Euro Adapter: Americans at Notre-Dame. June 2, 2014. By le cul en rows. This may be the end of this feature since I think it pretty definitely proves that I’ve become European. This ugly mug is here. Finally, I snap. There’s nowhere else to go! Stop your damn pushing! I explain why no one’s moving and he gets really defensive. Well, there aren’t any signs anywhere! I indicate the ta...
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INT. METRO STATION, PARIS — EARLY EVENING | Le cul entre les deux chaises
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Le cul entre les deux chaises. An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures. INT METRO STATION, PARIS EARLY EVENING. June 30, 2014. By le cul en rows. A station like this one. Is on her way home, her feet leading her along the familiar path to her train. MUSIC. Playing in her earbuds, she is minding her own damn business (as usual). Suddenly, a feeling comes over her, powerfully drawing her attention to a MAN. Walking ahead of her to the right. And is not su...
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le cul en rows | Le cul entre les deux chaises
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Le cul entre les deux chaises. An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures. Author Archives: le cul en rows. September 4, 2014. By le cul en rows. What this means for you, dear reader, is that I may be occasionally posting stuff, but not every weekday because I just can’t handle it. All month long, I was collecting ideas and storing away facts to share with you, so the content is in my brain, just not yet on a virtual page. Tags: I don't have science. Is to...
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I <3 | Le cul entre les deux chaises
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Le cul entre les deux chaises. An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures. Candy aisle at Target. (Oct 2005, not me pic’d.). This is a repository for all American things I miss that I can’t readily get over here. More importantly, it’s an easily accessible place where friends and family can find stuff to bring me when they come visit. Little Debbie Nutty Bars. York Peppermint Patties (the big ones). Don’t like these anymore. Hostess white powdered donuts.
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The bane of my current life | Le cul entre les deux chaises
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Le cul entre les deux chaises. An American Spaniard in France or: How I Learned to Make an Ass of Myself in Three Cultures. The bane of my current life. July 25, 2014. By le cul en rows. I answer the phone and, right away, accusations. I’m where your office is supposed to be and you’re not here! I try to take charge of the situation before it spins wildly out of my control. Where are you right now ma’am? What do you see? I’m right on Line X where you said you’d be and you’re not here! I’m on Line X!
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