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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): Making Baby Jesus Cry

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Monday, October 30, 2006. Making Baby Jesus Cry. So, I finally received my first Christian hate-mail. See second to last comment). Well, it's about bloody time! I mean, really. I've been working hard for over a year now to make this blog as religiously intolerant and offensive as I could, with descriptions of atheists eating the flesh of Christian babies. To blasphemous references to Jesus's milkshake. Things that piss me off. If you'...

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): I'm Afraid There's Someone Else

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Monday, January 22, 2007. I'm Afraid There's Someone Else. Okay, I have a confession to make. There is another blog! She's one of those New Blogger. Blogs She's sleek, sexy, and she treats me well. That explains why I'm never around anymore. I'm sorry. Yes, there is even a nerdier side to me than what you see here! However, there are certain "special" needs that only my darling Mescaline. What's this about the Scottish Enlightenment?

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): Mike and Jamie: A Valentine's Day Lament

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Wednesday, February 14, 2007. Mike and Jamie: A Valentine's Day Lament. And I don't mean, oops, I burnt my finger on the toaster, hot. I mean janitor in chemistry lab mistakes bucket of nitroglycerine for industrial cleaner and then, once he's finished mopping the floor, proceeds to light his cigarette, hot! Can you believe that? The poor bloke doesn't seem to have a clue! After being forced to listen to the above conversational equiv...

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): Pfizer's New Penis Advertising Campaign: Got Dick?

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Wednesday, September 13, 2006. Pfizer's New Penis Advertising Campaign: Got Dick? Do you have problems sleeping? Are the many stresses of life getting you down? Then perhaps it’s time to try Penis. Penis now comes in a wide variety of shapes, sizes and flavours—including French vanilla, butter pecan, hazelnut and dark chocolate. All Penises are specially designed for easy insertion into the orifice of your choice. Penis: is it in you?

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): The Most Finalest Final Goodbye…Of Doom!

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Wednesday, August 22, 2007. The Most Finalest Final Goodbye…Of Doom! Roughly two years ago—armed with nothing but a second-rate lap top, a hyperactive imagination and an unfulfilled sex-drive, I began this blog. Originally, it was supposed to chronicle my many (mis)adventures as a Nubian nerd living in Kilt-country. But it has turned. Out to be so much. But now I’m finally saying goodbye to Scotland! Happy trails, NN! It'd be a stretch.

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): Let's Get Re-acquainted

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Monday, January 08, 2007. 1 Your first name? Shut up (or at least that's what I thought the first ten years of my life). 2 Were you named after anyone? Avery'. Hmmm, let me think. A brand of stationary? 3 What is the weather like right now? I live in Scotland. Enough said. 4 What are your favourite colours? Purple and Indigo. But my arch nemesis is Orange. I hate Orange! 5 What is your favourite type of food? 9 What is your shoe size?

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): The Easter Bill

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Friday, April 06, 2007. Remember that without capital punishment there would be no Easter. So this Easter, go to the ballet box and show your support for the new binding referendum for the reinstatement of crucifixion. Let's face it, lethal injections and the electric chair are for pussies. What we need is capital punishment with testicles! 8221; But at least they sang, dammit! 8221; Give me a break! Let your nation's leaders know tha...

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): Going Out While You're On Top

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Monday, November 27, 2006. Going Out While You're On Top. So, I just learned that my blog was awarded the prestigious “ Bestest Blog of the Day. This is more awesome than if scientists discovered that chocolate was a vegetable! Then special thanks goes out to Lizza, for her most excellent review on Bestest Blog! That's right Lizza, I do say so myself! See you next year. I almost passed out when you mentioned me on stage like that.

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): Little Brother's Advice (A Wedding Toast)

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Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta). With more misinformation than Wikipedia! Tuesday, July 10, 2007. Little Brother's Advice (A Wedding Toast). On July 6th, 2007, my big brother Andre tied the knot. What follows is a copy of the toast I delivered at the wedding reception:. The worse part is that it is completely self-imposed. But some how, some way, some why, we find ourselves seeking, craving, longing for this imprisonment! Now that is a toastworthy toast. And congratulation et al to big brother. I am an inte...