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Featuring Real, USA Patented Inventions. Real Patently Absurd Inventions. Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents. US Patent Issued In 1982. What exactly is this man doing? Communicating with his neighbors using his new Toilet Phone? Blowing up his Inflatable Toilet? Or is he simple blowing bubbles? Well the correct answer is None of the Above. This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings.
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Featuring Real, USA Patented Inventions. Welcome to the Patently Absurd Inventions Archive. Click on the patents below to view them. Wild West Mouse Trap. 12 Gauge Golf Club. Bird Trap Cat Feeder. Hand Near Mouth Alarm. Jet Propulsion Golf Club. Jump, No Rope. Knee Pad Ear Muffs. Marilyn Manson Exercise Suit. Motorized Ice Cream Cone. Reel, No Rod. Sponge Bob Foot Pads. T2 - The Hair Machine. T3 - The Bionic Golfer. Trash Burner and Barbeque Pit. Wild West Mouse Trap. Totally Absurd Inventions Videos.
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Featuring Real, USA Patented Inventions. Real Patently Absurd Inventions. Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents. US Patent Issued In 1974. According to the inventor, the hypodermic injection apparatus is arranged for driving the needle of a hypodermic syringe through the seat cushion, into the passenger to instantly sedate or kill the passenger. Ouch! Who's controlling the injectors? What if the crew hits the wrong activation button? What if the hijacker won't sit down? Tuners...
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Tow A Copter - Totally Absurd Inventions & Patents, America's Goofiest Patents
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Featuring Real, USA Patented Inventions. Real Patently Absurd Inventions. Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents. US Patent Issued In 19. Need a new way to commute to work? Check out the goofiest idea in public transportation history, the Tow-A-Copter! The Tow-A-Copter, which looks suspiciously like a giant flying Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile. Uses a landing platform at each station, so riders can jump in and out before lift-off. Live long and prosper. Florists west palm beach.
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Featuring Real, USA Patented Inventions. Real Patently Absurd Inventions. Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents. US Patent Issued In 1974. Trucks have them, sometimes so do cars, motorcycles and bicycles. Mud flaps were designed to keep mud from flying frenetically onto the back of your vehicle and onto vehicles behind you. Good idea. Now let’s take that idea to the absurdmud flaps for shoes! All Patents Are Real And On File. Totally Absurd Inventions Videos. Computer aided de...
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Featuring Real, USA Patented Inventions. Real Patently Absurd Inventions. Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents. We've all done it. We've missed cell phone calls because our phone was in our pocket or purse and we just couldn't answer it before it went to voice mail. Slow pokeys. Or is that slow poki? Where are the Pecos anyway? PS For more absurd patents, don't forget to visit the Patently Absurd Inventions Archive. click here. All Patents Are Real And On File. Magic city pho...
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Featuring Real, USA Patented Inventions. Real Patently Absurd Inventions. Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents. Hey, are you tired of leaving your small pets at home when you are out and about? Could you use a little more quality time with your gerbils, mice, hamsters or snakes? Well now your dreams have come true with the Gerbil Shirt! The Gerbil Shirt wraps your torso in plastic tube passageways, making your bod a super highway of fun for Binky and Bart. I have an invention.
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Featuring Real, USA Patented Inventions. 12 Gauge Golf Club. Bird Trap Cat Feeder. Hand Near Mouth Alarm. Jet Propulsion Golf Club. Jump, No Rope. Knee Pad Ear Muffs. Marilyn Manson Exercise Suit. Motorized Ice Cream Cone. Reel, No Rod. Sponge Bob Foot Pads. T2 - The Hair Machine. T3 - The Bionic Golfer. Trash Burner and Barbeque Pit. Wild West Mouse Trap. You can subscribe our site for actualtests. Sessions to pass exam 70-680. After getting success in ccna certification. Totally Absurd Inventions Videos.
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Featuring Real, USA Patented Inventions. From the Totally Absurd Archive. Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents. US Patent 3,234,948 / Issued 1966. A) Cheese filtered cigarette? B) Tammy Faye Baker heavy duty eyebrow pencil and industrial marker? C) Core sampling device for sandwiches? D) Exploding novelty pool cue? Smoking more and enjoying it less? Perhaps what you need is a flavorful cheese filtered cigarette! Totally Absurd Inventions Videos. Florists west palm beach.
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Featuring Real, USA Patented Inventions. Real Patently Absurd Inventions. Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents. Engineers do a lot of good. They make our bridges safe, our buildings tall and they know how to program Tivos. But every once in a while an engineer may have had too much coffee or too much time on his. Hands, and the result can give new meaning to the term over-engineered, when a simple design becomes too complex to be practical. We call it Engineers Gone Wild!