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Bizarre Scribble.: Farewell.
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Humour, Poems and Yarns from the Pen of a Complete Novice. Sunday, February 17, 2013. It is with a heavy heart that i bid you all Farewell. So until we meet again in the after life, take care, stay safe see ya. Why are you leaving us? Dont leave us dangling. Better goodbyes are in order. Looking forward to hearing from you again, soon. Sunday, February 17, 2013 9:33:00 AM. What if there is no afterlife? I hope I hear more from you in THIS life! Sunday, February 17, 2013 10:47:00 AM. Please, talk to us.
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Bizarre Scribble.: Two Years Ago.
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Humour, Poems and Yarns from the Pen of a Complete Novice. Wednesday, February 06, 2013. When both cars have come to a stand still Rodney decamps with ticket book and radar gun in hand, strolls up to Darren and says, where's the fire mate? There isn't one, i'm running late for a dentist appointment, replies Darren. Did ya know you were 20 clicks over the speed limit back there, check the reading on my radar gun, shoving it in Darrens face. Is Rodney Rozzer a new character? Ha Ha, small world! Four True B...
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Bizarre Scribble.: Perched On The Dunny Pondering.
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Humour, Poems and Yarns from the Pen of a Complete Novice. Thursday, February 07, 2013. Perched On The Dunny Pondering. Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? What would happen if you were scared half to death twice? If swimming is good for the human body to lose weight, how do ya explain the size of whales? Is it bad luck to be superstitious? Very good...
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Bizarre Scribble.: February 2013
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Humour, Poems and Yarns from the Pen of a Complete Novice. Sunday, February 17, 2013. It is with a heavy heart that i bid you all Farewell. So until we meet again in the after life, take care, stay safe see ya. Saturday, February 16, 2013. Random Humour For Grown Ups. Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Bananas, $2 and Pants. So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride. Q: Why are Bananas never lonely? A: Because they hang around in bunches! A Bonza Jest: Suntanned.
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Bizarre Scribble.: Random Humour For Grown Ups.
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Humour, Poems and Yarns from the Pen of a Complete Novice. Saturday, February 16, 2013. Random Humour For Grown Ups. Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Bananas, $2 and Pants. So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride. Q: Why are Bananas never lonely? A: Because they hang around in bunches! Waiter, waiter there's a dead fly in my tomato soup! What do ya expect for $2, a live one! I can't wear your trousers, replies Olivia. I can't get into you knickers. Saturday...
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Bizarre Scribble.: Random Humour For Grown Ups.
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Humour, Poems and Yarns from the Pen of a Complete Novice. Wednesday, February 13, 2013. Random Humour For Grown Ups. Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Helmets, Smear, A Pun, Missing, Spawn and Butter. So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride. Q: Why are men like motor bike Helmets? A: They are handy in an emergency, otherwise they just look silly! Q: What do ya do when your girlfriend starts to smoke? A: Stop and Smear on a bit of lubricant! Thursday, Februa...
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Bizarre Scribble.: A Bonza Jest: Eyeball Pt 1.
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Humour, Poems and Yarns from the Pen of a Complete Novice. Saturday, February 09, 2013. A Bonza Jest: Eyeball Pt 1. Returning to his home port of Contention West which is on the lee-side of the horse shoe shaped Bay Of Contention is the tatty and barnacle encrusted pirate ship The Contention Turtle named after the indigenous turtle that has inhabited these turquoise waters for many centuries. How nice of Captain Percy to empty an entire treasure chest for his men to have a good time. Three True Blue Haiku.
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Bizarre Scribble.: A Bonza Jest: Earthling!.
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Humour, Poems and Yarns from the Pen of a Complete Novice. Monday, February 04, 2013. A Bonza Jest: Earthling! Roger, replies Ensign Alice. When Ensign Alice reaches the bottom of the ramp she gazes around, spots the Roadhouse, waddles through the wheat field, across the concrete driveway, halts in front of the nearest petrol bowzer and demands, Earthling! We come in peace, take me to your leader. Not a peep is heard from the petrol bowzer. Dumbfounded she asks again, Earthling! Still not a peep. Dazed a...
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Bizarre Scribble.: Little Fur Coats.
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Humour, Poems and Yarns from the Pen of a Complete Novice. Monday, February 04, 2013. Q: What is a Dog? 1: Dogs lay around all day slouched on the most comfortable piece of furniture. 2: They can hear a container of food being opened half a click away, but don't hear ya when you're in the same room. 3: They can look dim-witted and loveable all at the same time without even trying. 4: When you want to frolic, they want to frolic. 5: When you want to be by yourself, they want to frolic. Q: What is a Cat?
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Bizarre Scribble.: Lost In Translation.
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Humour, Poems and Yarns from the Pen of a Complete Novice. Sunday, February 10, 2013. All of these signs and bloopers are located in countries where English is a second language and in some instances in English speaking countries they are not much better. Marternity ward sign reads: No children allowed in the maternity wards! Sign at ski resort reads: Special today. No ice-cream! Tourist agency sign reads: Take one of our horse driven city tours, we guarantee no miscarriages! Sunday, February 10, 2013 9:...
