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H i s t o r i c O r a n g e !: Leonardo defiling a bowling pin
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Sunday, August 13, 2006. Leonardo defiling a bowling pin. Found this in the Bowie Toy Company store. He looks so happy. Also, "R2, have a strange feeling about this chocolate.". The guy at the store later tried to sell me one of those prank flashlights that shock you when you flip the switch. After giving the man the pleasure of seeing me zapped, he told me how people with carpal tunnel syndrome find relief when they use these things to shock their wrists. "Oh, uh, how.odd? Para; 8/13/2006 10:40:00 PM.
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H i s t o r i c O r a n g e !: July 2005
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Friday, July 01, 2005. Here come the Bastards.here they come. My dad has created this flock of Gnomes to be distributed amongst the masses who will attend a Swedish Midsummer dinner party at our house. Mom has also created a 21 pound feast of kilbasa, meat flows within this house (and it's freezer) so much that PETA has decided to paint our house RED. Para; 7/01/2005 09:56:00 PM.
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H i s t o r i c O r a n g e !: Encumbered _____________
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Wednesday, July 05, 2006. The Fourth of July was fun. Its all I can say. By the way, on the ride home Mollie and I came up with a most immature redux of a word that was actua. Lly brought up quite a bit. S wedding (which I will post on later). Example "I was researching the fundamentals. Memes so that I could stay abreast in today's technological society." Our redux is very simple: "I was researching the fundamentals of internet memes so that I could stay. Para; 7/05/2006 05:46:00 PM.
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H i s t o r i c O r a n g e !: I hate Shadow of the Colossus
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Monday, July 31, 2006. I hate Shadow of the Colossus. Get on your fucking horse! I can't get on my horse unless I hit the triangle button repeatedly. I have to keep doing this because the horse either keeps rearing into the air or the camera puts me looking straight at the horse and turns a different direction as I continue to hit the button over and over just jumping and jumping again and again. I would have been happy to do this for 5 minutes every time I attempt at getting on the fucking thing. Its co...
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H i s t o r i c O r a n g e !: Do they have "Beards" for Nords that aren't metal enough?
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Wednesday, September 06, 2006. Do they have "Beards" for Nords that aren't metal enough? You know. How when a gay guy/girl is for whatever reason. To be somewhere where they are going and they bring along a girl or a guy to be their "beard" so that they. Don't appear to be gay. People think they're dating or with this girl/guy. I kinda wish they had ". For all types of things. This is how I view myself sans-beard:. Underneath my brown hair, is blonde hair. But here is my problem. As brought up by Con...
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H i s t o r i c O r a n g e !: February 2005
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Sunday, February 20, 2005. While I have the time, I will yet again, manipulate Mollie's face. Communist femme fatale. The people's vixen. Its just too bad you can't see that she's just talking on the phone and never intended to look scandalous. Para; 2/20/2005 01:36:00 AM. Saturday, February 19, 2005. More photo manipulation of Mollie.oh well. By the way, I don't really know what i'm doing when I do any manipulation. If you care to know. Para; 2/19/2005 07:03:00 PM. Wednesday, February 16, 2005. 4 "Three...
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H i s t o r i c O r a n g e !: Its official
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Friday, September 01, 2006. YOU ALL NOW CAN BE A PART OF THE "HISTORIC ORANGE! CLUB NO MONEY NEEDED TO BECOME A MEMBER. WE LOVE FREE TURKEY DINNERS. HAM IS OK BUT ONLY A SUBSTITUTE ONCE. GET YOUR FREE OFFICIAL SEAL OF APPROVAL OF MEMBERSHIP TO THIS PRESTIGIOUS CLUB-OF-SORTS. Or you can start. Your own fucking club. assholes. Para; 9/01/2006 11:17:00 AM. Comments: Post a Comment.
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H i s t o r i c O r a n g e !: This post is intended to lessen the seriousness of the previous post
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Friday, July 14, 2006. This post is intended to lessen the seriousness of the previous post. Because I don't want to be completely bummed out and have only a bummer of a post, I thought I should hand out some entertaining YouTube clips to even it out. Also, don't forget a maze that was cut into a field in the shape of recognizable. Para; 7/14/2006 12:49:00 PM. Comments: Post a Comment.
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H i s t o r i c O r a n g e !: Dear John,
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Friday, July 14, 2006. I just wanted to tell you that I had a dream last night. I was in a different version of " Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Basically, it was yourself, myself, Mollie, Tory and a few others who I think were just placeholders to keep the story interesting and moving. The story was different in just about every way because it had nothing to do with the entire story. Most frequented on the internet. Just talk to me sometime ok? Ps Do you like Virginian Ham? Para; 7/14/2006 09:56:00 AM.