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Thursday, July 15, 2004. I don't believe you. So you can stop lookin' at me. It ain't gonna help. Posted by Derek Knight @ 2:53 PM. Comments: Post a Comment. Fizzle and pop shop. The Lost Blogs' Home. Life at TJ's Place. 50 cups of coffee. News of the Weird. The Art of Alice Duke. Museum of Bad Art.

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Thursday, July 15, 2004. Beans and Jesus (Martinez). I love frijoles refritos! I surely do, especially if they are prepared by Jesus Martinez, Frijole chef extraordinaire. He can whip you up a serving of beans faster than you can say quick. Also, when you're done, you'll feel satisfied. That's right. Jesus can satisfy you with nothing more than some beans. So, if you're in town, and you crave the meal that is "beans," Seek Jesus and you'll find your beany salvation. Posted by Derek Knight @ 2:52 PM.

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Thursday, July 15, 2004. I wish for a weenie whistle, and not the one YOU'RE thinkin' of. So I was rifling through the trash near Old Shanty Town and found a package that, at one time, contained Oscar Meyer Weiners. Emblazoned on this package is a blurb about how, if I can formulate a wish that is worthy enough, I (of all people) could win the weeniemobile for a whole day. A whole day! Oh, the possibilities. Posted by Derek Knight @ 2:51 PM. Comments: Post a Comment. Fizzle and pop shop. 50 cups of coffee.

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Thursday, July 15, 2004. Fortified with vitamins and minerals). Mermen aren't real, either, so don't go to your local aquarium or Pet City and ask to see one. They'll most likely laugh at you and, if you get agitated and aggressive, the cops will come and beat your mermaid loving head in. Just a word of caution, goofy. They fucking don't exist. You are free to use this "question mark" in your own sentences as long as you send me a royalty fee. I accept Visa, Mastercard, Library Card and Food Stamps.

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Tuesday, October 12, 2004. My childhood sucked big time. I NEED MY GLASSES, DON'T STEP ON MY FICKING GLASSES! I typed ficking instead of fucking because I had lost my glasses. I'm just gonna sit in the corner and cry. Posted by Derek Knight @ 3:54 PM. Fizzle and pop shop. The Lost Blogs' Home. Life at TJ's Place. 50 cups of coffee. News of the Weird. The Art of Alice Duke. Museum of Bad Art.

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Thursday, July 15, 2004. I have a real magnetic personality. At least that's what some lady told me. She even gave me the results of what she told me was the "culmination of a long process of careful and clandestine observation" of my daily behavior. Hee hee, I love all them big words! Anyways, here's my teste scores:. You would benefit from body armor and/or an entourage. As long as they won't get any ideas about hitting you with crowbars and stealing your body armor. Posted by Derek Knight @ 2:45 PM.

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Thursday, July 15, 2004. I stumbled on a website where, for the paltry sum of (your soul) you can have any demon, up and to Beelzebub himself, call you (or a loved one) and deliver a special customized message! Some of the messages that you can have delivered are as follows:. You'll be killed in a car accident soon" $19.95 (us). OJ did it" $19.95 (us). You're not as cool as you think" $19.95 (us). All the kids are selling THEIR souls, why not you? Happy Barmitzvah" $19.95 (us). A: not at first. A: Ohhhh,...

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Tuesday, October 12, 2004. My childhood sucked big time. I NEED MY GLASSES, DON'T STEP ON MY FICKING GLASSES! I typed ficking instead of fucking because I had lost my glasses. I'm just gonna sit in the corner and cry. Posted by Derek Knight @ 3:54 PM. Comments: Post a Comment. Fizzle and pop shop. The Lost Blogs' Home. Life at TJ's Place. 50 cups of coffee. News of the Weird. The Art of Alice Duke. Museum of Bad Art.

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Tuesday, June 29, 2004. One little, two little, three little Doo Doos.Oops. So, my trip back to Old Shanty Town after the festival last week wasn't all bad. I met someone special on the way home and we seem to be hitting it off admirably. Well, mostly admirably, except for that one incident with the chainsaw and the girl guides and the latex rabbit. I'm so very sorry about that. The family that lives in the shanty next to mine fight all of the time. I hate that! I REALLY feel the need to throw in here th...