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One Too Many Potatoes: January 2011
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One Too Many Potatoes. Comical and Heartwarming Stories from the Vander Ark household. Thanks for Visiting One Too Many Potatoes. Saturday, January 15, 2011. Adventures In Dishwashing (Ode To The Dishwasher). Our new dishwasher is now almost 2 years old. Its birthday is December 9th. It’s been used twice. Three times tops. Here is a sample of one of our more intimate conversations:. Me: “How was your day? Kay: “Fine.”. Kay: “And how was your day? Me: “Fine.”. If we are washing the dishes between 5-7 on S...
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One Too Many Potatoes: The Thanksgiving Runt Buns
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One Too Many Potatoes. Comical and Heartwarming Stories from the Vander Ark household. Thanks for Visiting One Too Many Potatoes. Friday, November 25, 2011. The Thanksgiving Runt Buns. My wife cried out in desperation, “Why are they not rising? 8220;Why are what not rising? 8221; I asked as I looked at the obviously deformed buns in the bun pan. I was trying to quell my wife’s consternation over the “Now what are we gonna do about the bread for the Thanksgiving meal” problem. 8221; on Monday nights.
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One Too Many Potatoes: How To Turn Your Grandkiddies Into Robots (The Birth of Pine Cone)
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One Too Many Potatoes. Comical and Heartwarming Stories from the Vander Ark household. Thanks for Visiting One Too Many Potatoes. Tuesday, January 1, 2013. How To Turn Your Grandkiddies Into Robots (The Birth of Pine Cone). This little step-by-step instructional should help you on your quest to turn your little Krumbcrushers (or Anklebiters) into an amazing robot that will do practically……….nothing! But they look cooler than cool! Go to Menards and buy 3 inch plastic dryer vent tubing stuff and cut it in...
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One Too Many Potatoes: October 2010
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One Too Many Potatoes. Comical and Heartwarming Stories from the Vander Ark household. Thanks for Visiting One Too Many Potatoes. Saturday, October 30, 2010. Our Government, Which Art in Washington, Hallowed be Thy Legislation…. I don’t know, maybe its time for the peasants to pick up the pitchforks. Why do I say that? Because our government seems to be so sorely out of touch with Mr. and Mrs. Average American. When the healthcare bill passed last March I called my mom. She’s 84 years old and g...DonR...
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One Too Many Potatoes: Man Versus Plumbing (A Leak of Their Own)
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One Too Many Potatoes. Comical and Heartwarming Stories from the Vander Ark household. Thanks for Visiting One Too Many Potatoes. Saturday, December 1, 2012. Man Versus Plumbing (A Leak of Their Own). After much procrastination, last year I finally decided to remodel the downstairs bathroom. It had been 15 years since we had originally installed a second bath and had sort of done it on the cheap so it was in need of more than just a little TLC. Shouldn’t be much of a problem at all. My knees buckled and ...
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One Too Many Potatoes: Twas The Night Before the Big Border Battle
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One Too Many Potatoes. Comical and Heartwarming Stories from the Vander Ark household. Thanks for Visiting One Too Many Potatoes. Saturday, December 1, 2012. Twas The Night Before the Big Border Battle. Author’s Note: We are probably gonna get slaughtered but my football psychotherapist says that writing out my feelings helps me to deal with the pain of being a lifelong Viking fan. Twas the night before the Border Battle, when all through the land. The Packerz were trembling and were fearful to stand.
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One Too Many Potatoes: December 2012
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One Too Many Potatoes. Comical and Heartwarming Stories from the Vander Ark household. Thanks for Visiting One Too Many Potatoes. Saturday, December 1, 2012. Man Versus Plumbing (A Leak of Their Own). After much procrastination, last year I finally decided to remodel the downstairs bathroom. It had been 15 years since we had originally installed a second bath and had sort of done it on the cheap so it was in need of more than just a little TLC. Shouldn’t be much of a problem at all. My knees buckled and ...
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One Too Many Potatoes: August 2011
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One Too Many Potatoes. Comical and Heartwarming Stories from the Vander Ark household. Thanks for Visiting One Too Many Potatoes. Sunday, August 7, 2011. Why Minnesota Is Better Than Arizona. About a month ago my brother emailed me a picture of his thermometer at his house. He and his wife live in Chandler, Arizona (next to Phoenix). The outdoor temperature read 121.9 degrees. ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE POINT NINE DEGREES! At least it wasn’t 122! You have giant spiders that eat people! This big one was h...
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One Too Many Potatoes: Doctor, I Think I’m Dying!
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One Too Many Potatoes. Comical and Heartwarming Stories from the Vander Ark household. Thanks for Visiting One Too Many Potatoes. Wednesday, June 10, 2015. Doctor, I Think I’m Dying! My wife came down with a bad cold and cough on Memorial Day night and I came down with the same cold and cough the following Saturday day. She started feeling better as I started feeling rottener, so it was obvious that she had mysteriously transported her germs over to me without my permission. The local clinic opened at 8:...