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StL Rant: March 2009
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Friday, March 13, 2009. Freaky Deaky Elephant Sex. At this moment I couldn't be more proud of being a St. Louisan. We have been first in STDs for quite some time, but I was disappointed that it was limited to one species. No longer. At least two of the elephants have contracted herpes. Now I have not actually seen an elephantine cold sore, but as the largest land mammal I am sure that they are impressive. If I just give him some trunk, can I catch it? Do Trojans come in extra, extra, extra, extra large?
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StL Rant: August 2009
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009. For a Good Time Call" Writing on the Bathroom Wall. I woman in St. Peters was just charged with a felony. For what is the equivalent of writing "for a good time call" on the bathroom wall. The bathroom wall like Facebook. Should not go unpunished, but we are getting dangerously close to violating our first amendment. Perhaps we should amend. If you deprive me of my life. Felony. If you deprive me of my liberty. Felony. But we do not have a right to happiness...
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StL Rant: I am Tired of the Lunatics
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009. I am Tired of the Lunatics. Why is it that so many people have no clue? I'm not talking a CSI. Level analysis. No DNA evidence. No dog hair in the floorboard of the car. I'm talking about basic Sherlock Holmes style common sense. For example, my son just got whacked in the face with a kickball. No big deal, but he wears glasses which dug into his eye and gave him a shiner. Again, pretty freakin. Went to the science lab to see what she was talking about. Teacher on the Verge.
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StL Rant: October 2009
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Friday, October 30, 2009. Oh I'm sorry. I usually let him decide," I replied. But you're the parent," she stabbed. At this point I had to suppress the gamma radiation that was boiling in my blood. I try to reserve that stuff for lifting cars off of people and pounding through walls of burning buildings. She continued, "With the flu we are trying to keep the children healthy.". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Unbelievably Amazing Adventures of Superdude. Teacher on the Verge. View my complete profile.
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StL Rant: "For a Good Time Call" Writing on the Bathroom Wall
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009. For a Good Time Call" Writing on the Bathroom Wall. I woman in St. Peters was just charged with a felony. For what is the equivalent of writing "for a good time call" on the bathroom wall. The bathroom wall like Facebook. Should not go unpunished, but we are getting dangerously close to violating our first amendment. Perhaps we should amend. If you deprive me of my life. Felony. If you deprive me of my liberty. Felony. But we do not have a right to happiness...
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StL Rant: 40 Reopens: City Safe Once Again
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Thursday, December 10, 2009. 40 Reopens: City Safe Once Again. Playing in the road! So, why did St. Louisans. Make such a big deal about the completion of the construction on 40/64? I have a theory. Everyone that was out there was a city resident, and we were celebrating the fact that county denizens would no long have to hurtle down side streets to avoid imagined car jackings. And Forest Park caused by a commuter who could not possibly sit through another iteration of the traffic light. 40 Reopens: City...
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StL Rant: June 2009
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Thursday, June 25, 2009. It's Not the Heat it's the Stupidity. I don't know what is worse the heat or the people that insist on opening their mouths to complain about it and thus simultaneously increasing the temperature while decreasing both air quality and average IQ. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The Unbelievably Amazing Adventures of Superdude. Teacher on the Verge. Its Not the Heat its the Stupidity. View my complete profile.
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StL Rant: September 2009
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009. I am Tired of the Lunatics. Why is it that so many people have no clue? I'm not talking a CSI. Level analysis. No DNA evidence. No dog hair in the floorboard of the car. I'm talking about basic Sherlock Holmes style common sense. For example, my son just got whacked in the face with a kickball. No big deal, but he wears glasses which dug into his eye and gave him a shiner. Again, pretty freakin. Went to the science lab to see what she was talking about. Teacher on the Verge.
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StL Rant: Hairstyles and Attitudes*
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Wednesday, December 2, 2009. Title stolen from 80's icon Timbuk. Long hair minimizes the need for barber . . ." Albert. Teacher conferences, a time of paranoid, knee shaking, underarm sweating stress. Is my kid smart? Is he scoring high enough on the tests that will determine his future? What did I do wrong as a parent? We all want our children to succeed because as we all know, life is a competition. Last years conferences in kindergarten. How could he fall behind in reading? And little more Marm. How o...
