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Team-Robot: Skillz
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Tuesday, August 11, 2015. Disclaimer: the cyclist in the crash lived, and despite horrific injuries was "alert and stable Saturday evening" according to ABC News. So that means jokes are cool. In the case of fatalities the rule is 20 years then you're good. JFK jokes for instance, totally fair game. While everyone was sharing this video and debating the finer points of support vehicle logistics, what no one mentioned was how awesome roadies aren't at descending. Tour of Utah BREAKDOWN with TEAM ROBOT:.
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Team-Robot: April 2015
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Thursday, April 30, 2015. Challenge vs. "fun". Watch the video, and note how stoked Marc Beaumont is to rip the tires off an XC bike with a seat up his ass. Have you ever noticed that good bike riders like Marc welcome a challenge, and enjoy riding undergunned bikes on technical terrain? Like "how small of a bike can I get away with? How sketchy can I get in this turn? How fast can I ride this piece of junk? How fast can I go on a horrible dorky tall-seat XC bike with halfway road bike tires? For those j...
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Team-Robot: We're all pussies
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Tuesday, July 21, 2015. More in the "mountain biking is easy" category. July 21, 2015 at 3:49 PM. Mountain biking is easy and were all pussies? That is like saying Bender is a better rider than Gwin. If you arent smart enough to wear a helmet while doing some of that shit, really, the government should step prevent them from breeding. July 21, 2015 at 7:13 PM. Mountain biking is easy and were all pussies? That is like saying Bender is a better rider than Gwin. July 21, 2015 at 7:14 PM. Bender fan #1 said.
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Team-Robot: Happy ROBOTS
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Thursday, July 30, 2015. Bring back the guillotine I say. July 30, 2015 at 12:25 PM. Thats metal as fuck! July 30, 2015 at 1:43 PM. July 30, 2015 at 2:20 PM. Bender fan #1 said. I still think the most productive position is to be passionately and publicly PRO-ABORTION and PROUD! July 30, 2015 at 9:47 PM. Http:/ www.pinkbike.com/video/417015/. Somebody get this guy on a world cup team! July 30, 2015 at 10:04 PM. Am I the only one who cant stand watching Finn Iles ride? July 31, 2015 at 11:46 AM. Great res...
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Team-Robot: March 2015
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Tuesday, March 31, 2015. I was pretty excited about this photo from the downhill race at Beacon Hill last weekend, taken by longtime DO NOT KILL LIST member Ben Tobin. This might be the best photo I've ever had, and after another disappointing race performance in a long and colorful disappointing race career it was a welcome pick me up. Here's what Tim Zimmerman thought of my photo:. Panning at 1/15th of a second can make an earthworm look fast.". Links to this post. Friday, March 27, 2015. Looks so good...
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Team-Robot: Team Player
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Wednesday, July 29, 2015. On second thought, this might be a good backup plan for me. I've long said that my dream job is to be a cult leader, but being a mid-pack pro slash "team manager" might be even better. That way I can leverage someone else's talent and speed to get myself free stuff and money. That's almost better than the cult leader plan. July 29, 2015 at 5:45 PM. Scott Walker lives inside my butt. July 29, 2015 at 6:07 PM. Listen up kiddos, #robotsarethefuture. July 29, 2015 at 7:11 PM. The on...
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Team-Robot: November 2014
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Tuesday, November 25, 2014. Hypnosis: the last Clay Porter movie. Links to this post. Sunday, November 23, 2014. I've posted this already. But it's still good. Links to this post. Saturday, November 15, 2014. ETT Aaron Chase edition. Links to this post. Mt Hood, bitches. Links to this post. Friday, November 14, 2014. Late to the Party. Hi, my name is Europe. What were mountain bikers doing ten years ago in North America? Cool, I'll do that.". One of our TEAM ROBOT readers summed it up perfectly:. EDITOR'...
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Team-Robot: June 2015
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Friday, June 26, 2015. Instead of trying to compete with international-level talent at a true blood downhill track, I'm back at a regional enduro race with other washed up ex-downhillers. It's like a well worn armchair. So comfy, so familiar. Links to this post. Tuesday, June 23, 2015. Trails bikes were faster at Angel Fire. We know this obvious fact because Shawn won on a trail bike. N=1, thus, science. Http:/ www.daviddfriedman.com/Laws Order draft/laws order ch 7.htm. Wait, ummm, nm. Links to this post.
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Team-Robot: TEAM ROBOT Freeride Flick Tutorial
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Thursday, July 23, 2015. TEAM ROBOT Freeride Flick Tutorial. Anything that happens in the red zone is not a freeride flick, it's cornering. It could be good cornering, it could be bad cornering, it could be horrific cornering, it could be a scandiflick or a Voreis or a dust-pile photoshoot apex blowout, but it all lives under the tent we call cornering. This is called cornering:. This is also cornering:. Canadian Bro Brah said. But, dude, cant you feel the stoke? July 23, 2015 at 10:10 AM. July 23, 2015 ...