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The Weekly Face Puncher: November 2006
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The Weekly Face Puncher. Thursday, November 30, 2006. Face Punchers To Square Off Against Hard Core. The undefeated San Francisco Face Punchers have established their first rival, San Francisco Hard Core, a fag football team.whoops! Excuse me, I meant flag football team. Both teams, led by Carlos "The Arm" Morin and Joe Ding Dong, have confirmed to reporters earlier this week, that the two powerhouses plan to meet on December 17th to find out who is king of the pigskin. The Face Punchers played what they...
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The Weekly Face Puncher: June 2006
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The Weekly Face Puncher. Monday, June 26, 2006. IT'S OFFICIAL: MORIN TESTS POSITIVE FOR ESTROGEN. In May, Morin was quoted as saying "I miss being held by a man in the morning." His flirtation with homosexuality is well known and documented, as he has been linked to teammate Jim McFadden and most recently, celebrity comedian Andy Dick. Posted by TeddyTwoNames at 4:13 PM. Links to this post. Face Punchers Sign New Recruit, Ted Scott-Smith says "Yes". Scott-Smith, who is the only Face Puncher with two last...
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The Weekly Face Puncher: August 2006
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The Weekly Face Puncher. Sunday, August 27, 2006. Randall to Arrive Shortly.Bring Out The Gatorade and Headbands, Morin Says. As a veteran of the fine art of masterbation, Morin is throwing in the cum towel and tying on the strap-on. "You see, when you're as small as me, you gotta wear a strap-on", he continued, "I wear a black one.and just in case you were wondering.it's true what they say about black guys.". Posted by carlos at 5:58 PM. Links to this post. Monday, August 21, 2006. Mr Green, who is actu...
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The Weekly Face Puncher: December 2006
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The Weekly Face Puncher. Wednesday, December 20, 2006. Face Punchers suffer devastating loss.Carlos Morin missing. The Face Punchers were embarrased this past weekend with their first loss to Hard Core Flag Football. A ridiculous score of 98-8, the Face Punchers have contacted BALCO to inquire whether or not Hard Core players were on steroids. When asked what made him think they were on illegal growth hormones, Morin stated that "they were big and screamed alot.mostly at me". Another sell-out crowd turne...
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The Weekly Face Puncher: July 2006
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The Weekly Face Puncher. Saturday, July 22, 2006. July 30th.Let the Face Punching Commence. In keeping with the FCBFL's announced schedule, the next contest will take place at 3:30pm July 30th on Ocean Beach in the league's official meeting place- across from the windmill. The Face Punchers, currently 4-0 and in sole possession of first place, seek to remain undefeated despite the absence of founder Carlos "she told me she was eighteen" Morin. Have you guys checked your sources on this? This article brou...
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The Weekly Face Puncher: April 2007
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The Weekly Face Puncher. Wednesday, April 11, 2007. Facepunchers Announce Season Opener. It's official. Amid a near firestorm of press coverage, team co-founders Morin and McFadden announced at a much anticipated press conference that the 2007 season of the Facepunchers will kick off Sunday, April 22nd at Ocean Beach. After the applause finally died down, they were able to field some questions from the media. Does he really plan to bring sexy back? Who will be your starting quarterbacks on opening day?
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The Weekly Face Puncher: September 2006
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The Weekly Face Puncher. Wednesday, September 27, 2006. Greetings From The Bitch Leagues! Sorry I haven't been able to write in a while. Things have been pretty tough here at the Bitch League training camp. But as Coach Stewart Nash (Omar's gay cousin and current director e meritus of the bitch leagues) always says, "Push harder and longer than you ever have before, and therein will you find release.". A typical day goes like this:. Right now I'm wearing very tight pants! After craft time, we have lunch&...
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The Weekly Face Puncher: October 2006
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The Weekly Face Puncher. Tuesday, October 31, 2006. Face Puncher Caught Punching Face. Face Puncher Bitchette Aaron Brodeur left Sunday's game early claiming he had been, ". hit in the [sic] face" by Teddy Twonames' ". oversized and, personally, a bit too round for my taste, heel." However, recent reports from fans state that Brodeur was caught near the concrete walls applying blush to his ocular region. Speculation that is circulating suggests the injury may have been a fake. Of one of the founding fath...
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The Weekly Face Puncher: May 2006
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The Weekly Face Puncher. Wednesday, May 31, 2006. Face Punchers Recruit Heavily from Opposite Side of the Line. During opening week of the Full-Contact Beach Football League, The Face Punchers successfully signed a talented quaterback/receiver, to a one summer deal, worth absolutely nothing. Brian, who was recently with the Grand Bitches from the Hotel Monaco and was present during Memorial Day's clobbering, signed on the dotted line for an estimated $1 signing bonus, plus incentives. Links to this post.