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Family | Matt Usey
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Writer, software guy, killer of garden plants. Currently closed to rejections, literary or otherwise. Pooper Scooping 102: Handbagging. Due to the mediocrewhelming response to Pooper Scooping 101, I bring you PS 102. Subtitled Handbagging. Subsubtitled For suckers that don’t have the right tools. Suckers like me, at the moment. My Poop Hound is in storage. Having handbagged for a few months, I would say that the first and. August 11, 2012. I Want a Lake House. July 18, 2012. June 21, 2012. May 13, 2012.
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Pooper Scooping 102: Handbagging | Matt Usey
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Writer, software guy, killer of garden plants. Currently closed to rejections, literary or otherwise. Pooper Scooping 102: Handbagging. Pooper Scooping 102: Handbagging. August 11, 2012. Due to the mediocrewhelming response to Pooper Scooping 101. Handbaggers are not too different from the hazmat-suited bioweapon guys who handle Anthrax or Ebola viruses, except those pathogens aren’t… you know… warm and stinky. Let’s dive in to the rules:. Don’t step in it. See rule 2 for more. Be prepared to improvise&#...
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Business | Matt Usey
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Writer, software guy, killer of garden plants. Currently closed to rejections, literary or otherwise. Writers’ Conference Tips. Many talented people have given advice about attending writing conferences, but they always leave out a few tips. Here are some nuggets of wisdom that I learned the hard way: Agents don’t like high-fives. They’ll leave you hanging, big time. They especially hate good game fanny pats, even after a. June 17, 2012. Scripture Cookies, Inventions, and Just Doing It. July 14, 2011.
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Books | Matt Usey
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Writer, software guy, killer of garden plants. Currently closed to rejections, literary or otherwise. Writers’ Conference Tips. Many talented people have given advice about attending writing conferences, but they always leave out a few tips. Here are some nuggets of wisdom that I learned the hard way: Agents don’t like high-fives. They’ll leave you hanging, big time. They especially hate good game fanny pats, even after a. June 17, 2012. Consequences (from Nov. 3, 2008). October 11, 2010. October 11, 2010.
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Money | Matt Usey
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Writer, software guy, killer of garden plants. Currently closed to rejections, literary or otherwise. My wife just got back from taking the dogs and cat to the vet. When I saw the bill, I died a little inside. We could’ve taken a cruise for that bill. After I went through all the stages of grief, I did what I always do in these situations:. June 21, 2012. If you're looking for Matt's technical blog, go here.
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Soapbox | Matt Usey
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Writer, software guy, killer of garden plants. Currently closed to rejections, literary or otherwise. Awesome Article: How to Brush Your Teeth. Some sites must really be hurting for content. I see “how to” articles that appear to have been written by a bored summer intern pulling tips out of his back dark privateness. But there’s probably low to middling money in that, so I thought I’d create my own article in. July 2, 2012. Death of the Pink Thing. July 23, 2011. June 23, 2011. I recently read a post by...
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Writer, software guy, killer of garden plants. Currently closed to rejections, literary or otherwise. So I have this vague recollection of someone describing how to catch mosquitoes using a cut-up bottle, some sugar water and an ounce of yeast. Since I have a love-hate relationship with mosquitoes they love me; I hate them I thought I’d give it a try. Working from memory, I used a fourth. June 7, 2015. November 1, 2014. Pooper Scooping 102: Handbagging. August 11, 2012. I Want a Lake House. I want a lake...
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Awesome Article: How to Brush Your Teeth | Matt Usey
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Writer, software guy, killer of garden plants. Currently closed to rejections, literary or otherwise. Awesome Article: How to Brush Your Teeth. Awesome Article: How to Brush Your Teeth. July 2, 2012. Brushing your teeth can be quite complicated, but following these simple steps can make the difference between sparkling white choppers and a mangled maw of rotting tree stumps. 2) Get toothpaste. Make sure it has a flavor that doesn’t make you vomit and that it has fluoride unless of course you...3) Brus...
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Who are You? | Matt Usey
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Writer, software guy, killer of garden plants. Currently closed to rejections, literary or otherwise. November 1, 2014. I thought I was just going to the doctor’s office so he could check if my (REDACTED) was all (REDACTED) and stuff. Turns out, it was a life-defining moment. Not because of what the doc said, but because of what I realized in the waiting room. What better way to understand people than to check out what type of magazine they pick up at a doctor’s office? Or should I pick up Bon Appétit an...
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IMHO, the Best Acronym List Ever! LOL! | Matt Usey
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Writer, software guy, killer of garden plants. Currently closed to rejections, literary or otherwise. IMHO, the Best Acronym List Ever! IMHO, the Best Acronym List Ever! November 2, 2011. Internetters love acronyms. You could just google to get the basic acronym definitions, but here’s the real lowdown. LOL: Laugh Out Loud. ROFL: Rolling On the Floor Laughing. Lowdown: Like a GQ with an exhalation and nod for emphasis. AFAIK: As Far As I Know. IMO: In My Opinion. IMHO: In My Humble Opinion. Lowdown: The ...