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"Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.": February 2006
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Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.". The ramblings, rantings, and ruminations of a young white male who gets a haircut every two months. Friday, February 24, 2006. I'm on the computer too much - usually writing or doing shit for class or procrastinating. Usually procrastinating, which puts me on the internet wasting away on the inane, like reading people's away messages and checking and re-checking websites since I only have about six I go to. I will never reach the end of the internet. Or some variation o...
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"Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.": July 2006
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Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.". The ramblings, rantings, and ruminations of a young white male who gets a haircut every two months. Sunday, July 30, 2006. A Myspace Bulletin is NOT the Answer. My kindergarten flame had her soul broken recently. I don't know what the fuck happened because I haven't read her new Myspace blog. But I did read the fucking bulletin announcing it. I skimmed through the other six she sent out too. New survey I spent 20 minutes on! Look, look, look! In bubbly, glittery letters.
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"Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.": December 2005
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Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.". The ramblings, rantings, and ruminations of a young white male who gets a haircut every two months. Friday, December 30, 2005. The "Be Safe" Phenomenon. Make an effort to tolerate. That's like saying I should try to make less jokes about those fat bitches that putter around Wal-Mart on the courtesy motorcarts, stinking up the whole damn ride with their old Tweety Bird shirts and aqua-green sweatpants. It won't fucking happen. What did that helmet do for you? No, you did...
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"Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.": March 2006
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Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.". The ramblings, rantings, and ruminations of a young white male who gets a haircut every two months. Tuesday, March 28, 2006. More like Conservative Arts. The most heartbreaking thing anyone's ever told me (besides "Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today."):. Don't be yourself. Write for the grade.". Guess who said it? The Dean of Students. I read that motherfucker anyway. Right after "Good-Looking Midget.". Because my poem, 9/12. Her tear ducts break. Ladies ...
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"Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.": June 2006
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Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.". The ramblings, rantings, and ruminations of a young white male who gets a haircut every two months. Tuesday, June 27, 2006. American Idol Spin-Offs They Should Have Done. But I still get to see Brandy. (Aside: Musically, black people did everything first in the nineties, didn't they? Boy bands, girl groups, solo pop acts). Along with David Hasselhoff and a Shit Simon Cowell Took (generic, snooty British guy), Brandy's judging NBC's "America's Got Talent! Local media out...
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"Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.": April 2006
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Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.". The ramblings, rantings, and ruminations of a young white male who gets a haircut every two months. Monday, April 24, 2006. Everything Happens for a Reason. Fucking tired of hearing this/reading this. Or Ur just jelous cuz were yong and in luv. So on we go. Yes, everything does happen for a reason. That reason is cause. Everything happens for a reason. By the way, I'm not talking about anybody specific here (you know me; I work chiefly with stereotypes). :). We reassure...
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"Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.": August 2006
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Yes, Virginia. He is an asshole.". The ramblings, rantings, and ruminations of a young white male who gets a haircut every two months. Wednesday, August 30, 2006. After much debate I've decided to post this on my blog. Because I don't want to fucking jinx myself. But I figure I've knocked on enough wood tonight and a bit of preening is justified. After all, I am new to the craft of screenwriting and I am extremely insecure. Http:/ www.slamdance.com/screencomp/winners.asp. Sixth from the top. Snakes on a ...
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SCREENPLAY SINK HOLE: Life Happens
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Where Procrastination is an Artform. Monday, June 13, 2011. However, I have been very busy enjoying everything life has to offer, such as waking up in the morning and discovering that, indeed, I have not been eaten by wolves; that my body is whole and healthy and that, one day, if I continue along this thankless path, I can look forward to becoming petrified shit. Jesus I'm still stuck on Act 2, all right? Now, go WRITE. For the love of God! Because you wasted your valuable time reading blogs like this.
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SCREENPLAY SINK HOLE: May 2006
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Where Procrastination is an Artform. Monday, May 29, 2006. That Which Sounds The Bell. The above gibberish is what the Web translator, AltaVista Babel Fish, spewed out after I took, "For Whom the Bell Tolls" translated it into French, then into German, back to French and finally back into English. Here are some famous movie quotes in no particular order. See if you can recognize them. Answers at the end.maybe.if I'm in a good mood and you leave lots of comments. 3 They do not include understand! 14 Durin...