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Chick Dissections: October 2007
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Saturday, October 20, 2007. Attack of the Gay Strawmen. Good to be back. Nice and rested and ready to tackle Chick's Christofascist bullshittery. I hope you guys like the new color scheme and title banner and stuff; I've had some time to revise them and, uh, uncrappify them. I like them this way, but your thoughts are more than welcome on this! Today I bring you a 22-page gay stereotype that seems lost in the transition from Bronze Age fairytale to 21st Century fairytale. Everyone, watch out! If a "certa...
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Chick Dissections: Attack of the Gay Strawmen
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Saturday, October 20, 2007. Attack of the Gay Strawmen. Good to be back. Nice and rested and ready to tackle Chick's Christofascist bullshittery. I hope you guys like the new color scheme and title banner and stuff; I've had some time to revise them and, uh, uncrappify them. I like them this way, but your thoughts are more than welcome on this! Today I bring you a 22-page gay stereotype that seems lost in the transition from Bronze Age fairytale to 21st Century fairytale. Everyone, watch out! If a "certa...
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Chick Dissections: August 2007
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Friday, August 31, 2007. No, Seriously You Guys, This Thursday the World Will End! I've got the energy to analyze these godawful things again! I'll format and format, but my hard drive will never be clean. (I don't hotlink these pictures, because even if Chick is evil, hotlinking is just douchy.). Oh my god, Jesus is coming! Here, have preach at this heathen baby or something! They oiled themselves up, so when the airbag deploys they'll both launch out of the moonroof! As stupid as Chick tracts are, I'm ...
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Chick Dissections: Oh, Not This Again
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Sunday, November 4, 2007. Oh, Not This Again. Anyway, here's a brand-spankin'-new tract, kindly placed under our ready knives. I'm pretty curious where Chick's brains went too. But you won't find them by staring at a kiln in the distance. He's gone. Sure looks happy though, that's not normal. He's probably in Heaven, groping some angels, like this. -grope grope-. Sons of bitches, sons of bitches! My huge forearms are melting into my face! His family against him. I split. So I just made. Put it in boldface.
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Chick Dissections: Breaking and Entering for the Lord Isn't Illegal
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Monday, August 13, 2007. Breaking and Entering for the Lord Isn't Illegal. There's a severed hand holding the Constitution, and there's blood everywhere! He even drew the limp sinew. Gross. 0/`It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for converting.o/`. Finally, some sense adrift in this vast sea of watery, sludgy bullshit. She knows her soul needs to be saved? And she refuses his advances? In this world understands atheism! Where did the hair on the sides of his head go? Oop, here comes...
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Chick Dissections: Hallowhat?
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Friday, August 10, 2007. Weird, ADD-riddled take on Halloween. It did the work for me, read it for yourself. I'll use the standard running-commentary format this time. I'm sorry if this seems redundant, but it seems that around 62% of Chick's comics are devoted to Halloween. It's fertile mockin' ground. Oh, cool. How long does it take Jack to draw all these in Microsoft Paint? Why, that's just a low introductory offer! Isn't he too old to, um, have class parties? Anyone who's anybody will be there! You d...
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Chick Dissections: Allah isn't God in Arabic
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Thursday, August 23, 2007. Allah isn't God in Arabic. Lil' Susy (who has quite. In kid's tracts) tends to especially pisses me off. I don't know if it's how she laps up anything her misinformed Grandpa says, her eagerness to tear down observable scientific fact and replace it with superstitions and fear, or her condescension to anyone she talks to, but something about her just mashes a button. This time she's against evil towelheads, who are actually satanic. Hey, little girl, want some candy? The last t...
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Chick Dissections: July 2007
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Sunday, July 22, 2007. Visual Parody: Back From the Dead? I thought I'd try something different. This time, there are no captions; just a photoshopped tract. Legal things: the images are (C) Jack Chick. The original tract is here. Now onward, to mail! Of funk, NASCAR, and Jesus.). Saturday, July 21, 2007. Thursday, July 19, 2007. MOTEL DELIGHT, huh? Most sleazy motels try not to sound like sleazy motels. " No one. Will see us here! Not even those three demons, or that angel, or even Fang! Why the evil Jo...
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Chick Dissections: November 2007
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007. Will have this same tract dissected in very much the same way I will in two or so days. Just watch. I think he's on to me. The last few of his have been mine, with slightly different wording, and usually about 53 more comments than mine. Pay attention to the dates. But no matter. So kiddies, have you been baptizing your beloved pets in the name of the Lawd? Oh my god, oh my fucking god, RUN FOR THE NUCLEAR SHELTER! That kid looks like someone just sucked out his soul. &#...
