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Terminal Lance - About Terminal Lance
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Terminal Lance is in no way sponsored nor endorsed by the United States Marine Corps or any other branch of the US Armed Services. All opinions and properties belong solely to the creator and no one else. Terminal Lance is a comic created by myself, Lance Corporal Maximilian Uriarte, USMC. The idea behind Terminal Lance is to poke fun at the Marine Corps with an emphasis on the grunt Lance Corporal’s point of view. As an 0351, this is a point of view I’m very familiar with. I have since moved on, I EAS&#...
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Check out old Terminal Lance comics here. Scroll right to view more. Terminal Lance “Offended III”. 8220;A big deal on the national stage this week has been 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick. …”. Terminal Lance #438 “Swipe Left”. 8220;I’ll admit, I’ve never used Tinder on a Marine Corps base, but I can imagine …”. Terminal Lance #437 “Warranted”. 8220;There exists in many military myths and legends an animal that is rarely seen by …”. Terminal Lance #436 “Fraud, Waste and Abuse”. 8220;Finally we see the...
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Terminal Lance - Terminal Lance #122 “Safety Stand-Down”
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Terminal Lance #122 Safety Stand-Down. For those of you desperate for a new Terminal Lance comic next week, pick up the Marine Corps Times! New Terminal Lance comics premier in the Marine Corps Times every week–so don’t miss out! I just finally read The White Donkey, and I feel like I've stepped on holy ground that I shouldn't be on. Phen. 11 hours ago. More. Today's New York Times. 😎 https:/ t.co/aFZ39t5py7. 14 hours ago. More. 16 hours ago. More. Twitter drama is my life. 16 hours ago. More.
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Terminal Lance - Terminal Lance “B[A]S”
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Terminal Lance “B[A]S”. It’s hard to BS at BAS. Corpsmen are awesome. They’re the only people in the Navy that Marines love unconditionally. If Staff Sergeant is the platoon’s abusive alcoholic father, the Corpsman is like the sheltered mother. She’s also abused, but she looks after you during the quiet times and makes sure you eat your Motrin. I realize this is an awful metaphor. Much like the women of Jacksonville. For your weekend liberty brief, I’m going to give you some medical advice:. You high as ...
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Terminal Lance - Terminal Lance #394 “Can’t Stop Time II”
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Terminal Lance #394 “Can’t Stop Time II”. You have 1,460 days from the day you step on those yellow footprints until you get to return to your normal life. Well, legally and presuming you don’t fuck yourself somewhere along the way. It seemed like since the day I entered the Corps I was playing an arduous game of numbers. Everything was a countdown to. You arrive at MCRD San Diego. Or Paris Island if you have a vagina). You start counting those days. 8230;You start counting. On an admin note, I know we&#...
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Terminal Lance - Terminal Lance #1 “How Knick-Names are Born”
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Terminal Lance #1 “How Knick-Names are Born”. Check the “News” section for updates on the site and my personal rants that don’t have to do with the current comic. Good morning Marines and whoever else decides to read this! I suppose I was always lucky, my last name was too hard for my seniors to pronounce so they started calling me by my first name–Max. This ultimately just became my “knick-name”, even though it was my actual name. 6 hours ago. More. You high as fuck https:/ t.co/P9vUaFL677.
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Terminal Lance - Maximilian
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Terminal Lance “Offended III”. A big deal on the national stage this week has been 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick. The Veteran Outrage Machine has been in full gear after Kaepernick refused to stand for the National Anthem as his own dumb way of protesting some unrelated issues. Of course, this story technically has nothing to do with veterans or the military. I would argue that very few veterans check enough boxes to even come close to offering anything remotely insightful on the subject, and to tha...
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Terminal Lance - I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier.
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The State of Terminal Lance. I really don’t write enough miscellaneous blog posts. I suppose I like to keep Terminal Lance centered around my comic strip–the beating heart and soul of the website. As well, with a blog post accompanying each strip, I don’t always feel like there’s an immediate need to write miscellany. It’s flattering, to say the least. The reality really couldn’t be further from the truth. People ask me how do I keep coming up with material, and the simple answer is that I appr...I like ...
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