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This one's fo tha ladies. - I Came to Shock the World...
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I Came to Shock the World. This one's fo tha ladies. Ladies, my life has been forever changed this summer with the purchases of two items. Item One: The perfect-fit, unfortunately printed strapless bra. For my size, my ta-tas are.welll.I need a bra, plain and simple. I'm not huge, but I'm no spring chicken (or Kristin from The Hills, or whoever you can think of with under-C-cups that stay perky sans bra). The bra travels south within an hour of it being put on. It makes my boobs look like one big Uniboob.
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April 5th, 2011 - I Came to Shock the World...
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I Came to Shock the World. April 5th, 2011. Mashed potatoes are significant to me now. Last Sunday, LTR and I went shopping. And I ordered mashed potatoes. You know me. I'm not really a fan of instant mashed potatoes. I'm usually not so much a fan of fast food in general—remember that time for your birthday, when I made us a spinach and goat cheese salad and grilled cheese sammiches with fresh bread and non-individually-wrapped, non-American cheeses? You approached dying with the same patience and open-m...
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Songs In Prose: R. Kelly “I’m A Flirt” | In Praise Of: The G. Hunter Chronicles
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In Praise Of: The G. Hunter Chronicles. Just another WordPress.com weblog. In praise of my golb…er, blog. Man-Acting: The Path of the Righteous. Manly Deeds: Richard Paterson, The Master Blender →. Songs In Prose: R. Kelly “I’m A Flirt”. January 24, 2011. Now if you walk up in the club with a bad chick, and she’s looking at me then I’m going to hit it. Man, jacking for chicks, I tried to quit, but I’m a player homie, so I had to hit it. Written By: R. Kelly. This entry was posted in Arts. You are comment...
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Oh I'm a lucky girl - I Came to Shock the World...
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I Came to Shock the World. Oh I'm a lucky girl. Are you ever driving to work, and you hear a song, and it makes you have an extreme reaction? You either laugh, or cry, or decide you reallllly need a 600-calorie chocolate croissant and a triple venti something-or-other pronto just to even finish the drive? Well, the past few days, I have sort of felt like that every time I get in the car. And also, every time I turn on the TV, look at my e mails or Facebook, and pretty much wake up. I am a serious ball of...
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Songs in Prose: Drive-By Truckers “Birthday Boy” | In Praise Of: The G. Hunter Chronicles
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In Praise Of: The G. Hunter Chronicles. Just another WordPress.com weblog. In praise of my golb…er, blog. Man-Acting: The Path of the Righteous →. Songs in Prose: Drive-By Truckers “Birthday Boy”. January 7, 2011. Which one’s the birthday boy? 8221; she said. “I ain’t got all night.”. 8220;What your momma name you? You can call me what you like.”. Every skinny’s a mystery, gotta make it hard some how. 8220;Sit your narrow ass down hot shot, I’ll solve yours right now.”. Author: Mike Cooley, DBT. Fill in ...
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Manly Deeds: Richard Paterson, The Master Blender | In Praise Of: The G. Hunter Chronicles
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In Praise Of: The G. Hunter Chronicles. Just another WordPress.com weblog. In praise of my golb…er, blog. Songs In Prose: R. Kelly “I’m A Flirt”. Poem: Untitled →. Manly Deeds: Richard Paterson, The Master Blender. January 27, 2011. One in an occasional series about doing sophisticated man-shit related to guns, whiskey, cigars, barbershop shaves, guitars and what have you. Whyte and Mackay Master Blender Richard Paterson. This entry was posted in Manly Deeds. Poem: Untitled →. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
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In Praise Of: The G. Hunter Chronicles | Just another WordPress.com weblog | Page 2
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In Praise Of: The G. Hunter Chronicles. Just another WordPress.com weblog. In praise of my golb…er, blog. Newer posts →. Barbershop Voyeurism: For Want of a Shave. August 6, 2010. A luxury I have pined for but have never partaken in is the old-timey barbershop straight razor shave. They always appear so soothing, but I could never justify the expense ($25 for the simple shave at the local shop.) Continue reading →. Where in the World is Josh King? The Road Trip Begins. May 14, 2010. May 9, 2010. In Denni...
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Mashed potatoes are significant to me now. - I Came to Shock the World...
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I Came to Shock the World. Mashed potatoes are significant to me now. Last Sunday, LTR and I went shopping. And I ordered mashed potatoes. You know me. I'm not really a fan of instant mashed potatoes. I'm usually not so much a fan of fast food in general—remember that time for your birthday, when I made us a spinach and goat cheese salad and grilled cheese sammiches with fresh bread and non-individually-wrapped, non-American cheeses? I admired your patience and open-mindedness to try something new. Excep...
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Dear tummy, I'm sorry - I Came to Shock the World...
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I Came to Shock the World. Dear tummy, I'm sorry. I know, I know. It's been a while since we talked. Actually, I think the last time we had a solid (not literally) talk was during the great Poop Attack of 2010. When I was trying to figure out what I did to you to deserve your wrath. This weekend, of course, was different. I know EXACTLY what I did. I deserved your wrath. I promise never to eat duck fries. Followed by veal sweetbreads. Finishing up with mussels in a chorizo cream sauce. You deserved a bre...
