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Candid Columns: A Watched Pot Never Grows
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An attempt to make sense of the chaos. Thursday, October 4, 2012. A Watched Pot Never Grows. A Watched Pot Never Grows. From what I hear, patience is still a virtue. I'm not sure when it'll finally go out of style. I'm still waiting for people to stop wearing Crocs and burn them on a giant Croc effigy. I don't think they technically ever were in "style," but I have definitely noticed that more people continue to wear those retarded rubber shoes (sandals? Why are people so damn impatient nowadays? They'll...
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Candid Columns: Too Holy, Akin, and Bully Sticks
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An attempt to make sense of the chaos. Tuesday, September 25, 2012. Too Holy, Akin, and Bully Sticks. I read today that brain training. I'm Too Holy for My Shirt:. Remember that slice of Coptic papyrus that mentioned Jesus' "wife? There's been some speculation as for its authenticity. But authentic or not, it's causing quite a twist in the minds and panties of Christian scholars and faithfully rigid believers everywhere. One Biblical scholar, James Tabor, had this to say to NBC news:. Too holy for sex?
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Candid Columns: Ding Dongs, Anniversaries, and Self-Driving Cars
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An attempt to make sense of the chaos. Wednesday, September 26, 2012. Ding Dongs, Anniversaries, and Self-Driving Cars. Akin Not a Fan of Pulling Out:. Turns out, there's a little hiccup in the military system. Well, not really "little". Apparently the U.S. military's soldiers are too fat to fight. Another effective weapon against the U.S. soldiers? So there you go, terrorists. You want to defeat one of the greatest armies in the world? On this day in 1987, one of my favorite movies, The Princess Bride.
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Candid Columns: The Walking Dead
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An attempt to make sense of the chaos. Sunday, October 14, 2012. Anyone else super-geeking out about the premiere of The Walking Dead tonight? I have yet to read the graphic novels on The Walking Dead. I hear they're really good, and I don't mean to knock graphic novels, but I haven't read anything with so many pictures since I was 6 years old, reading Where the Wild Things Are. I would like to read them, though. When he was congratulating President Barack Obama during the. He had a long, dramatic speech...
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Candid Columns: What Finally Reading a Classic is Like
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An attempt to make sense of the chaos. Wednesday, October 16, 2013. What Finally Reading a Classic is Like. You know when you hear about someone so much that you've build an image of them in your head? And then you meet them. Their hair is flaky, but it hasn't been snowing outside. The strands of hair are slick with grease. Their left eye droops like they're half bloodhound. Their smile is alright, but it's crooked in a way that you never imagined. Where's the blond hair? The unexpected is partially what...
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Candid Columns: 50 Shades of Running Away
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An attempt to make sense of the chaos. Monday, October 14, 2013. 50 Shades of Running Away. Charlie Hunnam, super-hunky hunk of a hunk-star of the hit TV show "Sons of Anarchy," has stepped down as the lead role of the movie adaptation for "50 Shades of Grey." The reason he gave was that it conflicted with his prior "SoA" engagements. Sources now say that he got "cold feet.". He must have read the script. This is what I think about doing after every time I see or hear about "50 Shades". 50 Shades of Grey.
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Candid Columns: HPV Vaccines, Rhyming Bad News, and World Food Day Appreciation
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An attempt to make sense of the chaos. Monday, October 15, 2012. HPV Vaccines, Rhyming Bad News, and World Food Day Appreciation. Apparently, not only does taking birth control not make you a slut and a whore, but getting vaccinated for one of the most common STDs in existence that can also cause serious illness in the future has the same outcome. Studies. So how do we rectify this issue? I think not. Do you remember when those horrible stories were told to us as kids in a friendly, rhyming manner? Think...
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Candid Columns: About Moi
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An attempt to make sense of the chaos. Tucker." From the Olde English pre 7th Century verb "tucian", meaning "to torment." "Candice." Greek origin means "sparkling" or "shining" or "fire-white." Historically a name used for 4th century Ethiopian queens. Candice Tucker" is fiery white queen of sparkly torment. She lives in Seattle, Washington. She also has a pretty awesome, feel good website! It's www.The-Warm-Fuzzies.com. You should check it out! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Follow Candid Columns by Email!
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Candid Columns: Eat Sh*t and Die: A Study of Cholera
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An attempt to make sense of the chaos. Monday, August 5, 2013. Eat Sh*t and Die: A Study of Cholera. Eat sh* and die! This is a common insult heard among those of flaring tempers. The Urban Dictionary offers a simple enough definition of the meaning:. It means you must masticate on some fecal matter than cause your heart to stop fribulating.". Cholera under electron microscope. Vibrio cholerae is one of those visually imperceptible bacterium. There are several different kinds of V. cholerae, a co...While...
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Candid Columns: Seattle Freeze
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An attempt to make sense of the chaos. Wednesday, October 16, 2013. That's what I call those who appear friendly and warm, but are actually coated in crystal chunks of fuck-off. I hadn't encountered many people who I could think of as "cunt-sicles" until I moved to Seattle a couple months ago. It's cold here. And I'm not talking about the fucking weather. It's a bit discouraging. Wednesday, October 16, 2013. Haha, pretty much pewpy. But thats OK. Its forcing me to be a lot more assertive with my ...Rando...
