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Who Does This 5 Year Old Think He Is?! | Triple Aleph

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Who Does This 5 Year Old Think He Is? November 20, 2009 at 12:38 am. Ariel: “A Rabbi? You must be joking. I’m going to be a soldier in the Israeli army! So what age do you think I should join? Me: “I don’t think they allow you in before you’re a certain age, like 18 or something.”. Ariel: “I make my own decisions.”. And later the same day…. 8220;We just passed a statue of Jesus! Or Jeez, whatever his name is. It’s either of him or George Washington! Entry filed under: Uncategorized. 1 Comment Add your own.

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Yom Kippur | Triple Aleph

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September 29, 2009 at 5:19 pm. I fasted at home, with Ariel and Adam, expecting to get really sick, which thankfully, I did not. Ariel did, however, choose yesterday to share ALL of his thoughts and feelings about everything in his life, in an endless stream of high-pitched migraine-inducing chatter, albeit pretty cute. At the end of the day, Adam was fast asleep, and I was about to start the final prayer service, gates closing and all. 8220;Ars, I’m about to daven. So try not to interrupt me, k? You are...

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Why my kids are no longer allowed to watch Sponge Bob. 8220;Mommy, has anyone in our family ever had explosive diarrhea? August 25, 2009 at 10:00 pm. And while we hugged, Adam finally pooped. Ariel is overtired and dehydrated after a long day, and wants to watch. The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. Instead, I flick off the TV and walk away saying calmly,. You may not talk to me like that, and there will be no more TV tonight. He doesn’t want to have to EVEN LOOK AT MOMMY, he’s so mad. SAY SORRY TO ME? My ap...

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I’m not going to get away BS-ing this one… | Triple Aleph

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I’m not going to get away BS-ing this one…. October 13, 2009 at 4:32 pm. Of course, every now and then I treat him like the emotional, barely-five-year-old he is, assuming I can get something by him, and am reminded of just this trait when he goes all Law student on me. Like yesterday:. 8220;Mommy, Ariel KEEPS calling me mean names! Stuff we’re not allowed to say! 8220;Ariel, seriously, from now on every time you call Elan a name you’re going to have to pay me.”. 8220;But I don’t have any money! You are ...

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The Diva Trantrum | Triple Aleph

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March 9, 2010 at 5:01 pm. Yoni is coaching Elan’s baseball team this year, and for any number of reasons, he’s gotten reeeeally into it. Those reasons include:. 1 Yoni likes baseball and was a star pitcher in his day. 2 Yoni works too hard and it’s a fun and easily justifiable distraction. 3 Yoni gets reeeeally into things. Before the first game, Elan’s getting changed into his White Sox uniform, and Yoni’s trying to pump him up. I’m not goooooing! I don’t want to plaaaaay! I never wanted to sign up!

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Funny | Triple Aleph

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October 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm. 6: 45 PM: Elan and I are sitting at the kitchen table, him doing homework, me alternately cursing and blessing the ins and outs of Joomla! The phone rings, and I answer – then hold the receiver away from my ear as an extremely high-pitched voice replies, “THIS IS ABRAHAM CZUKER! I hand the phone to Elan, and he’s clearly thrilled, a phone call from a friend! 8221; Listens, then turns to me. “When am I available for a play date? You didn’t give me so much snacks? But the momen...

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My Little Tom Collichio | Triple Aleph

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My Little Tom Collichio. March 9, 2010 at 4:36 pm. Elan: Mommy, your shnitzel is the BEST. Me: It needed a little salt…. Ariel: It needed a LOT of salt. Entry filed under: Uncategorized. Who Does This 5 Year Old Think He Is? 3 Comments Add your own. March 9, 2010 at 8:31 pm. I love this picture. Photoshopped at all? March 9, 2010 at 9:44 pm. March 14, 2010 at 1:19 am. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public).

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Conversation | Triple Aleph

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October 15, 2009 at 7:32 pm. 8220;Hey, just wanted to say goodnight. You going to work late? 8220;No, actually I’m just going to invoice 88point5. And then come in. I’m beat.”. 8220;K. Yon? 8220;Have we ever discussed how alligators are, like, basically. That are still in our midst? I mean, I know lots of animals are descendants of dinosaurs and what-not but seriously, alligators and crocodiles are like, complete remnants of that time! Just as I’m dozing off, Ariel, who has been asleep for hours, a...