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Next Of Kin-: Men who F^%k Chickens… and the Women who Look for Them – Dead Men's Donuts
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Dead Men's Donuts. Dead Men's Donuts. April 11, 2015. April 16, 2015. Next Of Kin-: Men who F %k Chickens… and the Women who Look for Them. NEXT OF KIN: Men who F& k Chickens and the Women who Look for Them. The files have little red flags on the margins. The case numbers are written on the whiteboard in the middle of the office, under a heading that reads, “No NOK! One of the functions of the coroner’s office is finding and notifying the dead person’s next of kin. Sounds simple doesn’t it? By now, there...
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Why Not – Dead Men's Donuts
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Dead Men's Donuts. Dead Men's Donuts. May 6, 2015. May 6, 2015. For the most part, I think it’s a good idea to avoid religious talk while one is at work. I’ve had one guy paint a giant red triangle on his head and insist on dancing around his father’s corpse while waving a small bunch of burning twigs and occasionally ringing a bell. All of this is simply to say that I was hit with a new one last week. 8220;Oh, that’s so much better than what I was thinking! I mean, what an awful way to go! I babbled inc...
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September 2014 – Dead Men's Donuts
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Dead Men's Donuts. Dead Men's Donuts. September 7, 2014. November 30, 2015. You’re an Animal. It was hot…. Dear GOD it was hot. That was the first thing I noticed as I walked into the tiny little garage where my dead guy could be found. Only about half of this information was able to puncture the haze around my miserably over-heated brain, but I heard drugs and trans-dermal- which snagged my attention. I looked around the utterly squalid garage that our decedent had turned into his bedroom and saw th...
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… And the faker’s gonna fake fake fake…. – Dead Men's Donuts
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Dead Men's Donuts. Dead Men's Donuts. April 6, 2015. April 6, 2015. 8230; And the faker’s gonna fake fake fake…. It came across the pager as another suuuuuuper ambiguous message from the office:. 8220;Susan Smith called asking for the identity of the woman who died in the car accident on Highway 21 last week. She didn’t say who she was. Please call her back.”. 1 “Susan Smith called asking for the identity of the woman who died in the car accident on Highway 21 last week”-. 8221; I greeted her warmly, if ...
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Dead Men's Donuts – Page 2 – The things you learn about life… from death
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Dead Men's Donuts. Dead Men's Donuts. April 18, 2015. April 18, 2015. I was supposed to be in a trapeze class. 8220;I’m supposed to be in trapeze class.” I wailed to the officers who had called me to the scene of another suicide. They didn’t look terribly sympathetic. 8220;Dammit,” I grunted as I surveyed the setting. 8230; and that’s just the corporeal mess. 8230; then they ate all our donuts and left. I stared blankly at him for a second, then shook off my sudden burst of pheremones. I shrugged as ...
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… And the faker’s gonna fake fake fake…. – Dead Men's Donuts
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Dead Men's Donuts. Dead Men's Donuts. April 6, 2015. April 6, 2015. 8230; And the faker’s gonna fake fake fake…. It came across the pager as another suuuuuuper ambiguous message from the office:. 8220;Susan Smith called asking for the identity of the woman who died in the car accident on Highway 21 last week. She didn’t say who she was. Please call her back.”. 1 “Susan Smith called asking for the identity of the woman who died in the car accident on Highway 21 last week”-. 8221; I greeted her warmly, if ...
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UNFORTUNATE TRUTH – Dead Men's Donuts
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Dead Men's Donuts. Dead Men's Donuts. November 7, 2014. November 12, 2014. It’s a little bit like hanging up-side-down by your knees…. which is something I actually do quite a bit, believe it or not. I take fitness classes in which I am required to hang up-side down on a bar in order to do hanging crunches. And the first time I approached this particular exercise, I remember thinking, “How hard could it be? 8211; UNFORTUNATE TRUTH #1-. I know this because I talk to a lot of them. Last week…”. It’s ...
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June 2015 – Dead Men's Donuts
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Dead Men's Donuts. Dead Men's Donuts. June 20, 2015. June 20, 2015. The other day, I was riding my motorcycle and my rear tire blew out…. This was how I found out that:. A) my AAA membership covers motorcycle towing. Anyway, my friend told me to have my bike towed to his house and he would change out my tragically shredded rear tire for a “gently used” one that would at least get me home. Which was how I found myself sitting in the front seat of a tow-truck, talking about death. And he was off. Anyway, I...
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January 2015 – Dead Men's Donuts
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Dead Men's Donuts. Dead Men's Donuts. January 1, 2015. January 24, 2015. It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. I would be hard pressed to adequately describe the holidays in the medical examiner’s office. 8220;Yup… crazy is coming.”. 8220;Dude, WHAT? 8221; I barked at him, as I blearily shoved the blankets off of me and reached for my notebook. “What do you want? I literally just got into bed.”. Don’t poke the bear! I was the bear… I AM the bear. 8230; and just as I was pulling back into my drivew...