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I took my baby to the first Tulare Sci Fi Con and it was everything I hoped for and more. If you thought a baby would be scared of meeting a Dark Lord, I have news for you. He's more scared of my scraggly facial hair. As are most people who see me. As for us, we decided that now with Shiloh out in the open, a bursting "Alien" themed costume would've only been relevant ten weeks ago. Instead we went with the classic E.T., an idea that was thankfully simple for Shiloh and myself since I only ne...As I fana...

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The Awkward Unicorn: 25 Years of Movie Magic

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25 Years of Movie Magic. These are, of course, classics. July 15, 2012 at 7:31 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Reviews of Things I Watch. 30 Days of Night. 500 Days of Summer. A Town Called Panic. Bank Job, the. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead. Bucket List, the. Chronicle of Narnia: Prince Caspian. Curious Case of Benjamin Button, the. Darjeeling Limited, the. Dark Knight, the. Drag Me To Hell. Good Night, the. Grand Theft Auto IV. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Horton Hears a Who. I Love You Man.

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The Awkward Unicorn: Australia - Movie Review

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Australia - Movie Review. Okay, I'm done. If you can't tell from his Red Curtain Trilogy (Strictly Ballroom, Romeo Juliet, Moulin Rouge) The director Baz Luhrmann has always had a flair for the theatrics. His films have been over-the-top, over-produced, and almost entirely thrive upon being simply "Spectacular! For the record, it nearly worked. In fact, I decided I liked Australia just before it ended. Then it continued for another hour. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Reviews of Things I Watch.

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The Awkward Unicorn: Avatar - Movie Review

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Avatar - Movie Review. Here we have the story of Jake, a marine of sorts who frequently yells "Holy sh#%! What follows is, as many have expressed, a variation of Pocahontas, Ferngully, and a little bit of Starship Troopers mixed in for good measure. Jake continues to holler while his friends yell "I didn't sign up for this sh#%! The dialogue never develops much further beyond that. Finally a review of Avatar I agree with. January 19, 2010 at 9:38 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). 30 Days of Night.

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Hey Starbucks, I'm just going to drop off this homeless guy. Along this long and crazy road called life I've learned that there are two places that the homeless love to congregate: A.) Starbucks, and B.) Wherever I happen to be when they see me walk by. It runs in the family. I recall my father was regularly greeted by a homeless woman along his daily commute who would fondly reffer to him by wacky off-the-cuff nicknames like "kidnapper," "government spy," or "the devil.". Could you help push me up there?

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I took my baby to the first Tulare Sci Fi Con and it was everything I hoped for and more. If you thought a baby would be scared of meeting a Dark Lord, I have news for you. He's more scared of my scraggly facial hair. As are most people who see me. As for us, we decided that now with Shiloh out in the open, a bursting "Alien" themed costume would've only been relevant ten weeks ago. Instead we went with the classic E.T., an idea that was thankfully simple for Shiloh and myself since I only ne...As I fana...

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Monday, June 28, 2010. I am considering getting the Cherubic hymn tattooed on my forearm:. We who mystically represent the cherubim and sing the thrice-holy hymn to the live giving trinity, let us now lay aside all earthy cares, that we may receive the King of All who comes invisibly upbourne by the angelic hosts. And when trials beset you, comfort and fortify your soul by saying to it: Shall I not drink the cup which the father has given me? Wednesday, June 23, 2010. Anyone that has probably ever talked...

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