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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah: News
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah. I wah, wah, wah, wah-n-der." - Dell Shannon "Somebody back up the wah-mbulance." - Bruce Willis]. 9/8/11 - Bill starts the blog and tells the world. 9/11/11 - Bill updates some news. About Wah Wah. He also finishes Chapter 5. Yay, cancer! And, Chapter 6. Zane is haunted by nookie never had. 7-8 also completed. Bill was high on the smell of his own shit. 9/28/11 - Bill finally works on chapter 9. [10/18/11: Still haven't finished it.]. 10/18/11 - Bill enters NANOWRIMO.
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah: Character List
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah. I wah, wah, wah, wah-n-der." - Dell Shannon "Somebody back up the wah-mbulance." - Bruce Willis]. A firey redhead, who isn't prepared to take your shit. Callista is 10x more interested in the color of her lips than she is about most things. A smart, but doofy motherfucker. He had the misfortune of letting his sister dye his hair, AND jump a fence naked, all in the same day. Callista's mom. She's in the middle of a penpal romance with David Hagg. Known for wearing bright yellow ...
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah. I wah, wah, wah, wah-n-der." - Dell Shannon "Somebody back up the wah-mbulance." - Bruce Willis]. William F. Whaley. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Amused, but confused:. If you like this:. William F. Whaley, 2011. Awesome Inc. template. Powered by Blogger.
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah: Chapter 8
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah. I wah, wah, wah, wah-n-der." - Dell Shannon "Somebody back up the wah-mbulance." - Bruce Willis]. CHAPTER 8: MELLOW MELODRAMA. Callista stayed the night,. Billy was living on a trust fund, for college, making him the only person she knew officially living alone. 8220;You know, I actually remember the night I tried to make a move on Zane,” she'd said, smiling a little at the memory. “It was really sweet, in a stupid-kid kind of way.”. 8220;Oh, really? Did he bring you flowers?
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah: Chapter 5
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah. I wah, wah, wah, wah-n-der." - Dell Shannon "Somebody back up the wah-mbulance." - Bruce Willis]. CHAPTER 5: SISSY, SASSY BIOTCH. Sissy adjusted her red wig,. Trying to make it look jaunty. In reality, it just looked overly cheery. 8220;Well, I figure if you're getting my bone marrow, maybe we should talk some.”. 8220;Serious business,” Sissy cooed. “You know, I hadn't even seen you in 3 years, before we'd started fishing for donors.”. Present.” Sissy looked particula...8221; S...
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah: Chapter 7
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah. I wah, wah, wah, wah-n-der." - Dell Shannon "Somebody back up the wah-mbulance." - Bruce Willis]. CHAPTER 7: THEY SANG SONGS, and GOT IT WRONG. He was alone at home. Callista had gone off on her date. He was camped out in the kitchen, waiting for his mom to come home. He wasn't expecting her sympathy, or even any advice. Stupid Billy. Stupid Bananapants. Fuck him, and his stupid Vanilla Ice hair. What was Callie doing with a doof like Billy? Maybe Fro-Master, or Blue. Maybe...
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah: Songlist
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah. I wah, wah, wah, wah-n-der." - Dell Shannon "Somebody back up the wah-mbulance." - Bruce Willis]. Sometimes people tell you what they listen to, while they write. Well, hell. This is what I had:. Barenaked Ladies (10 albums/The Vanity Project). Misery/She Will Be Loved/Moves Like Jagger - Maroon 5; basically - the 3 moods of Maroon 5. A Fever You Can't Sweat Out - Panic! At the Disco ( Shaddup; it's catchy, and I love all the Palahniuk-y-ness. Escape (album) - Journey.
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah: Title
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Walloping Wailing Wah Wah. I wah, wah, wah, wah-n-der." - Dell Shannon "Somebody back up the wah-mbulance." - Bruce Willis]. William F. Whaley. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Amused, but confused:. If you like this:. William F. Whaley, 2011. Awesome Inc. template. Powered by Blogger.
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A Graceful Kick to the Face: Van Damme versus Lionheart (II)
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A Graceful Kick to the Face. Epic odes about the ultimate b-movie hero. Van Damme versus Lionheart (II). October 28, 2010. A new fight is set,. Overly-forward boss chick bets. She is the coordinator,. And also: the perve-inator. A new side of JCVD,. To see how uncomfortable Cynthia makes him be. Pervy moment in a changeroom -. Snap that twat, like a broom. LA is a bust,. Lady take it - you must! Forget your stubborn resistance! Attempts to be sexy. Play awkwardly for the boss. Attempts to woo Lyon.
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A Graceful Kick to the Face: Why?!
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A Graceful Kick to the Face. Epic odes about the ultimate b-movie hero. WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THIS TO THE INTERNET, BILL? ISN'T THIS KIND OF LIKE RICKROLLING? Hmm Well, it started in August of 2011. As a followup to a similar thing I did re: Babylon 5. Both of these poems ended up on Facebook long before I was pimping them out on ebooks/similar projects. What started as a joke eventually branched in to a sort of hobby. BILL, WHY ARE SOME OF THESE SO DAMN LONG? They come in waves. It depends on my m...
